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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Dr._Nerd" title="Dr. Nerd">Dr. Nerd</a>}} McBain! But how did you find my secret global domination hideout? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/McBain" title="McBain">McBain</a>}} You mean your parent&#039;s basement? {{qf|Dr. nerd}} I pay...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Nerd]]}} McBain! But how did you find my secret global domination hideout?<br /> {{qf|[[McBain]]}} You mean your parent's basement?<br /> {{qf|Dr. nerd}} I pay rent! And now you'll pay...with your life!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Uh...due to the length of trailers and pre-movie ads, we have no time to show the actual film. Thanks for coming!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} A new 100 theater [[The Centenneplex|Centenneplex]] is coming to this location.<br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} That's right! It's due to open in two weeks! Hi, I'm Lindsey Naegle, public relations representative for Centenneplex, a division of Centennecorp.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} But what about the Aztec...?<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} We'll just drop the Centenneplex on it. It's the easiest way.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yikes! I wondered why it got dark so early.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So you see, Mr. Brockman, I talked the city council into holding a festival of the Aztec's most successful films from the last 60 years. We'll send the theater off with a bang!<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Fascinating, Lisa. I just have one question. How did you get in my living room?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I bribed [[Brittany Brockman|your daughter]] with some [[Malibu Stacy]] outfits. Now, can you mention the festival on the news?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Manjula]]}} Apu have you ever seen &quot;[[Clerks]]&quot; before?<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Seen it? I was the creative consultant. The director liked me so much, he based [[Chasing Apu|a later film]] on me. The studio made a few changes in the final cut.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Director}} You there, blood boy! Can you surf?<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Well, I'm a little dizzy, but lemme get some of this back in me, and sure!<br /> {{qf|Director}} You'll be stuntman for [[Frankie Adonis]], king of the surf!<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} But I don't look anything like him!<br /> {{qf|Director}} With his publicity picture strapped to your face you do.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} But...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Wow!<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} What's that look on your face? I don't recognize it. Are you angry? Scared? Gassy?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm proud.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Really?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Do you think you could teach me how to surf?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, this is great! Why didn't you ever bother to teach me how to surf, dad?<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Because you didn't have the attention span!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh really? Well for your information I...um... Oooh, that cloud looks like a pork chop!<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Now get out there, boy!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... stratocumulus!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Bend your knees! Bend them!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Grampa, you're yelling at Ralph.<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [GASP!] [WHEEZE!] I'm sweatin' to the oldies!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No one owns the ocean!<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Actually, that's not true. Mr. Burns was given the Antarctic Ocean for his 16th birthday.<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} We've been hard at work expanding the ozone hole to eliminate all the annoying sea life. Then we'll create a new tropical vacation spot.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Our motto is &quot;Penguin free by 2023!&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, everybody! I won the lottery!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Homer, did you just make that up because no one's been paying attention to you?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Everyone, listen! [GA-HEY!] I used my mole car to dig all the way from China to warn you! There's a tidal wave coming! Make with the running for your lives!<br /> {{qf|Australian man}} Thanks, mate! We'll get the dingos to safety!<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Wha...? Australia? I was holding the darn map sideways.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, if I drown, you have my permission to use my bloated corpse as a raft.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Eeeew!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Geez! Excuse me for trying to be romantic in a crisis.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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