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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 9
|update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = WrongSideOfTheHawHaw
|id = 277013 - 277018
|previous = [[Belly Up]]
|next = [[Head Over Banana Peels]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between February 25, [[2024]] and March 13, 2024|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Did you hear about the Springfield versus Krusty lawsuit?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|The one that claims that Krusty Burger patties don't qualify as meat?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No, the one that claims that the Clowning Arts don't qualify as educational.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Huh. I wonder who filed it?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|That would be me. Clowning's got no business in a school curriculum.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|That seems extreme. Also, what are you doing in our kitchen?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|The school board won't let us serve Krusty Burgers in the cafeteria, so I need to borrow your mother's recipe file.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Back Away|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Sort Recipe Cards|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Review Marge's Recipe File|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Skinner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, Skinner, I know that you and I don't see eye-to-eye all the time. Or, well, ever. But you gotta drop this lawsuit.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No can do, Simpson. Clowns can't be trusted. And it's not up to me. Reverend Lovejoy and Chief Wiggum are also part of the suit on behalf of church and state.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|The road to Hell is paved with clowning. In the form of banana peels of sin. And Hell is controlled by Satan — the Clown Prince of...Clowning.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Lookit kid, clowning is a gateway drug. And that leads to real drugs. And real gateways. Probably.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Face paint tastes like asbestos!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You see? The gateways are already open!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Pie Wall]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we had a good run, but it looks like it's time to pack it in.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You mean you're just going to give up?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Seems logical. Have you seen the rent on this school?}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So this was just about the money, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, the whole town is against me. What do you expect me to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|I expect you to fight for all the future clowns in this city. Isn't that what we set out to do in the first place?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Flirting}}
{{TB|Actually I thought maybe we'd get lucky along the way. {{*}}winks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}glares at Krusty{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|And fight for all the future clowns in this city.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Encourage Krusty|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Consider His Options|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Show Up Unannounced|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Krusty, what's it gonna take to keep this school open and Bart out of my house?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I dunno, an act of God?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Nope. I already called dibs on Him to help me close the school.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|You, Clown Face, is your school still accepting students?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Rainy, enrollment's closed. I've got money problems the size of SBF and SVB put together.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|How many zeros do I have to put on this check to make things right?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh…six?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Nine!}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Was that a counteroffer or are you saying no?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}writes out check{{*}} Here's half a million. Work with it.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}looking up in the sky{{*}} Hey, what's the big idea?}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|What can I say? I like his movies.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Clown Bus]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|This is my son, Dieter. His therapist's psychologist says he needs to spend more time around normal kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dad, these kids smell like off-brand clothes.}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, I told you not to buy my clothes from CostMo.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Your mother says that's the only place that sells red shirts and blue shorts by the barrel.}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|C'mon, Debbie, it's time to fight City Hall. Or at least County Courthouse. I always get those two buildings confused.}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so proud of you. I knew you'd do the right thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|If, by the "right thing" you mean cashing Wolfcastle's check, then I'll do the right thing every time.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|155}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Head to Court|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Follow Krusty|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Clown Bart Smell His Clothes|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Be Oblivious to Shame|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Now hearing the case of Springfield versus Krusty. This isn't about the Krusty Burger thing again, is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Not this time, your honor. This is about my School for the Clowning Arts.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|That's right, your honor. My clients contend that Krusty's curriculum of clowning, capering, and general jestering does not qualify as educational. Therefore, they request you to revoke the school's license.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|I see. In that case, I call for a trial by amusement.}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Trial by amusement!? What's that?}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|The plaintiffs claim that clowning isn't educational. But if you can get them to laugh, you will have taught them a valuable lesson, and, ipso facto, I will dismiss the case.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|With all due respect, Judge, is this…uh…legal?}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|I said, "ipso facto".}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|115}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Nod Approvingly|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Skinner]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Scratch His Head|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Judge Snyder Think of Crazier Verdicts|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Judge Snyder]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Krusty's Stunt Doubles Autograph Booth]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, kids, you heard the judge — it's showtime!}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Are we really going to participate in this trial by amusement?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|It's that or close down the school.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Please don't close down the school. Please oh please oh please oh please…}}
{{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
{{TB|I'll tell you one thing: I'm not going back to six kid birthday parties per weekend. I hate kids. No offense, kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Do I have to do anything, or can I just record this on my phone for TMZ?}}
{{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|With what your father paid, you're gonna be front and center.}}
{{Tapped Out Dieter Wolfcastle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}crosses arms{{*}} Ugh, nepo babies have it so rough.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Tell me about it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|195}} {{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Continue Begging|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Ms. Coco]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Fears of a Clown}}

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 {{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Sneaky}}
 {{TB|If, by the "right thing" you mean cashing Wolfcastle's check, then I'll do the right thing every time.}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|155}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Head to Court|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Follow Krusty|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Bart Smell His Clothes|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Be Oblivious to Shame|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|155}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Head to Court|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Follow Krusty|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Bart Smell His Clothes|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studio Office]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Be Oblivious to Shame|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studio Office]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Tell me about it.}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|195}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Continue Begging|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Unicycles|195}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studio Office]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Little Debbie Dimples Prepare for Trial|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studio Office]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Little Debbie Dimples]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Continue Begging|4 hours|[[School for the Clowning Arts]], [[Krustylu Studio Office]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Ms. Coco]]|colspan=2}}
 }}

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 |characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Marge]], [[Skinner]], [[Little Debbie Dimples]], [[Clown Principal Krusty]], [[Clown Bart]], [[Judge Snyder]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = WrongSideOfTheHawHaw
 |id = 277013 - 277018

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 {{TB|How many zeros do I have to put on this check to make things right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Clown Principal Krusty Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Uh…six?}}
+{{TB|Uh...six?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
 {{TB|Nine!}}
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 {{TB|The plaintiffs claim that clowning isn't educational. But if you can get them to laugh, you will have taught them a valuable lesson, and, ipso facto, I will dismiss the case.}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|With all due respect, Judge, is this…uh…legal?}}
+{{TB|With all due respect, Judge, is this...uh...legal?}}
 {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
 {{TB|I said, "ipso facto".}}
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 {{TB|It's that or close down the school.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
-{{TB|Please don't close down the school. Please oh please oh please oh please…}}
+{{TB|Please don't close down the school. Please oh please oh please oh please...}}
 {{Tapped Out Little Debbie Dimples Icon}}
 {{TB|I'll tell you one thing: I'm not going back to six kid birthday parties per weekend. I hate kids. No offense, kids.}}