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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Written in the Stars
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Advisor Frink Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Advisor Frink]]
|optional = [[Professor Frink]]
|internal = WrittenInTheStars
|id = 245048 - 245052
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Written in the Stars''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} content update. It requires [[Advisor Frink]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Egads, the directional orientation of this town makes literally no sense!}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Well, not literally. I really need to stop saying that to emphasize a point.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I know! I can get my bearings by literally observing the stars! Ah noiven, I did it again. No, I didn't. I CAN observe the stars. Literally!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Observe the Stars|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ready for a jam-packed evening of astronomy. I've got my telescope, my journal, my space pen, my astronaut diapers…}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}carrying a telescope{{*}} Excuse me, pardon, coming through, hoyvin.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hello. Always nice to see a fellow astronomer. The view of the night sky up here on Lover's Lane is the best in town, if you can handle the smacking noises.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed. May the beautiful eyes of Cassiopeia shine fortune down upon us tonight. Not that I'll need it, being one of the greatest astrologers in all the land.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Did, uh…did you say astrology? Certainly a slip of the tongue, yes? You couldn't possibly be referring to that junk science.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Junk science, you say? Then how do you explain this? {{*}}hands him a paper{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "My daily horoscope: Someone will test your resolve today".}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I rest my case.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Astrology is just a load of hoyvin. Stars are meant to study the universe, not to divine information about human affairs.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Then how can you explain my ability to see the future?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Pfft, if that were true then you could guess what I'm about to do next.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Laugh?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Ha!… I mean, no, I was going to continue mocking you.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I'll do it again. In a moment, a man will approach us and ask for food.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Uh huh. Well, where is he? I don't see any—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Did either of you see where that ice cream truck went?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Gah…lucky guess! But still, how did you do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I told you, through the science of astrology. And certainly not because I observed this man dropping his ice cream through my telescope.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Gloat|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Be Intrigued|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Chase an Ice Cream Truck|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I'm intrigued. What else can your "science" do?}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Please don't air quote my science.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Apology.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Accepted. Did you know that through the power of astrology, I can discern a person's personality type using only their birthday?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Just their birthday? Well. my birthday is in January, so I must have the same personality as Joan of Arc.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I can see you're skeptical. Typical Capricorn.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Give Horoscope Readings|60 minutes}} {{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Wonder How He Guessed His Birthday|60 minutes|the [[Tower of Science]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I'm very familiar with the concept of horoscopes. But I can assure you, they are a complete fabrication.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Then how could I ascertain that you're single?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah ha! I'm NOT single. I have a beautiful wife and an octoparrot. You see? Junk science!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon}}
{{TB|John, our marriage isn't working. I think we should see other scientists.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You were saying?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I must admit, this showdown is not going how I imagined. Is it possible that astrology isn't all magic and fairytales?}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Magic's just science we don't understand yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed. A very astute observation. Made by Arthur C. Clark.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}turns off phone{{*}} I knew you were going to say that.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Predict the Future|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Look for Flaws|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|For my final act, I predict that a local bank is about to be robbed.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Even though that is a daily occurrence here in Springfield, timing something to the minute would indeed suffice as proof of your scientific capabilities.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}running{{*}} Yo, you got a place where a dude could crash for a bit? I can totally pay you handsomely.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Stop that man, he just robbed a bank! Seriously, I walked a whole block to get over here, there's no way I can do another.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Astrology has been a source of real science this entire time?!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|And to think of all the years I wasted on astronomy, with the data and the hypothesises… hypotheseses…with the more than one hypothesis.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I think someone owes someone an apology.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed. I admit I was wrong to doubt the ways of astrology, and I hereby declare it to be a real scie—}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}over police radio{{*}} Calling all officers, officer needs assistance. I'm at the Krusty Burger on Evergreen Terrace and forgot my wallet. Need cash assistance immediately.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}turns off police radio{{*}} Sorry about that. Now, you were saying?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Is that a police radio in your pocket?!}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|What?! No, I'm just…happy to see you.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|So, this whole thing was smoke and mirrors? I knew it!}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I can appreciate your skepticism right now, but if you'd just turn around and look at the constellation behind you, it will explain everything.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Turn Around|4 hours|the [[Tower of Science]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Run For It|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Enlightened}}

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Advisor Frink Observe the Stars|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Ready for a jam-packed evening of astronomy. I've got my telescope, my journal, my space pen, my astronaut diapers…}}
+{{TB|Ready for a jam-packed evening of astronomy. I've got my telescope, my journal, my space pen, my astronaut diapers...}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}carrying a telescope{{*}} Excuse me, pardon, coming through, hoyvin.}}
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 {{TB|Agreed. May the beautiful eyes of Cassiopeia shine fortune down upon us tonight. Not that I'll need it, being one of the greatest astrologers in all the land.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Did, uh…did you say astrology? Certainly a slip of the tongue, yes? You couldn't possibly be referring to that junk science.}}
+{{TB|Did, uh...did you say astrology? Certainly a slip of the tongue, yes? You couldn't possibly be referring to that junk science.}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|Junk science, you say? Then how do you explain this? {{*}}hands him a paper{{*}}}}
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 {{TB|Laugh?}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Ha!… I mean, no, I was going to continue mocking you.}}
+{{TB|Ha!... I mean, no, I was going to continue mocking you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|I'll do it again. In a moment, a man will approach us and ask for food.}}
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 {{TB|Did either of you see where that ice cream truck went?}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Gah…lucky guess! But still, how did you do that?}}
+{{TB|Gah...lucky guess! But still, how did you do that?}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|I told you, through the science of astrology. And certainly not because I observed this man dropping his ice cream through my telescope.}}
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 {{TB|Astrology has been a source of real science this entire time?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|And to think of all the years I wasted on astronomy, with the data and the hypothesises… hypotheseses…with the more than one hypothesis.}}
+{{TB|And to think of all the years I wasted on astronomy, with the data and the hypothesises... hypotheseses...with the more than one hypothesis.}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|I think someone owes someone an apology.}}
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 {{TB|Is that a police radio in your pocket?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|What?! No, I'm just…happy to see you.}}
+{{TB|What?! No, I'm just...happy to see you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|So, this whole thing was smoke and mirrors? I knew it!}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
 |requirements =
-|characters = [[Advisor Frink]]
+|characters = [[Advisor Frink]], [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Professor Frink]]
 |internal = WrittenInTheStars