Worst Christmas Ever!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Talking.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ohhh...!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additonal "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chrous of "Jingle Bells"?
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitmate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
----
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': You!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.

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	:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.		:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Talking.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Talking.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ohhh...!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ohhh...!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
+{{qf|Marge}} I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
+{{qf|Homer}} Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
+{{qf|Homer}} Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
 ----
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additonal "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additional "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
-:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
+{{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
-:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
+{{qf|Bumblebee Man}} ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chrous of "Jingle Bells"?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"?
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitmate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitimate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
 ----
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': You!
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} You!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}}Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
-:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
 [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]