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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = World of Wifecraft
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Cleric Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''World of Wifecraft''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}} content update. It requires [[Cleric Marge]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It’s the dry cleaning of the future!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|OK, I found them… Hey, what’s this? I’ve received an email from [[Earthland Realms]]…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn’t hurt to just check in on things…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Wait for His Pants|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Alright, I’m in! Now, let’s see what my Cleric needed help with. I’ll just walk to that virtual mailbox.}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} “Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!”}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|“The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they’re looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots.”}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, they’re just trying to buy me off with some free stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Although…with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion…}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ll just play until then, and THAT’S IT.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Where’s Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don’t answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, I’ve got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Marge! What are you doing in here?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What are you talking about? And where’s dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It’s not time for dinner. It’s only – Oh my gosh! It’s eight o’clock!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
{{TB|There’s no dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|{{*}}mouth bubbling{{*}} And whose fault is that?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}phew{{*}} It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}knocks on door{{*}} Hello, ma’am. I’ve got a special delivery for “Cleric Marge”. Is that you?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Gil? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, “Jester Gil”, has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego…}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
{{TB|Anyway, here’s your message: “Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it’s been nearly two hours since you last logged in…”}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
{{TB|“Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor.”}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|An Amulet of Nuxinor? I’ve been looking for one of those since I first started! {{*}}logs back into Earthland Realms{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Honey, I’m home. But I don’t smell tacos. Are you dead?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh jeez, what time is it? {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I know, I know… Wait, what did you say?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh really? And you don’t think I’m allowed any time to myself?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And I’m gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU’RE sleeping on the couch!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn’t spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|I just said that, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Scoff|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Roll His Eyes|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Finished at last… Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs.}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go.}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Now that I’m getting the hang of this, I think I’ll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it’s seen Marge anywhere.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I’m coming up on its lair now… I’d better be cautious…}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend!}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’ll use one of my magic spells on it. {{*}}casts spell{{*}} By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}phew{{*}} I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian?}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you!}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it’s pretty great. Just look at my butt! {{*}}poses{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Who can keep track of time when you’re busy looking this good?}}
{{Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I think it’s time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. {{*}}logs out of game{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Complain|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Make dinner? Dad, no, that’s Mom’s job!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we’re going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Grossed Out}}
{{TB|Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And those are for…?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|For baking!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the MMORPG video game ''{{W|World of Warcraft}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Game of Games The Sequel}}

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 |name = World of Wifecraft
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Cleric Marge Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}}
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 |characters = [[Cleric Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|And those are for...?}}
-{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|For baking!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

World of Wifecraft - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 17:58, May 11, 2025

SolarBot: /* Pt. 6 */ replaced: Eyeroll → Eye Roll

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (44), … → ... (14), “ → " (6), ” → " (6), * → {{*}} (24), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (24)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = World of Wifecraft |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}} |requirements = |characters = Cleric Marge, Homer, Ma..."

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