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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Wood Powered
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Paula Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Paula]]
|optional = [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Stephanie Brockman]]
|internal = WoodPowered
|id = 275030 - 275033
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Wood Powered''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}} content update. It requires [[Paula]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Patty! Selma! How have you been?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Paula! What a surprise. So good to see you again! We're fine, thanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Still working our dead-end jobs at the DMV. Pretending to be busy.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Infuriating people waiting in line…}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Life's going great! So how's the wood chopp'n competition circuit been treating you?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Won a few, lost a few.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, have they ever figured out how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? {{*}}laughs{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}laughs{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Funny. I'm often asked that. But right now I'd like to know why the woodchuck chucks.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Feeling burned out?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I came to Springfield for a break. Wanted to visit your sister, Marge. She still with what's his name? Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Marge says she can't leave him out of love.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|We all know it's the gravitational pull.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty and Selma Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}laughs{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Patty Tell Embarassing Stories About Homer|4 hours|[[She-She Lounge]], [[Seething Sisters]], [[Curl Up and Dye]], [[Draggle Rock]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Patty]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Selma Point Out More of Homer's Flaws|4 hours|[[She-She Lounge]], [[Seething Sisters]], [[Curl Up and Dye]], [[Draggle Rock]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Selma]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Paula Be Mildly Uncomfortable About All This|4 hours|[[She-She Lounge]], [[Seething Sisters]], [[Curl Up and Dye]], [[Draggle Rock]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Patty! Selma! What brings you two here?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|A friend wanted to come say hi now that she's in the area… Ta-da!}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hi, Marge!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh Paula! How have you been?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. How's your swing been lately?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Oh I don't get any more timber time. The only chopping I do around here is celery for soup stocks.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|I get it. Me, I'm taking a break from competitions. My wife insisted I relax a bit. She found me sleepwalking trying to chop down our Christmas tree.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Sleeplogging is a real issue in the chopping community. I'm organizing a march to raise money for a cure.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Be sure you also raise awareness.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yes! That too!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Well, my axe head flew off and knocked out one of my opponents. I wasn't going to give up, so I just picked up that axe head and started swinging it.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow!}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I lost, but it was satisfying trying to punch a log in half.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Ahh, makes me want to get back in there…attacking trees.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well, I can't stay any longer. My flight back to Portland leaves early tomorrow morning, and I hate airplanes.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Other people get to work on their computers. Why can't I bring a log to chop in my seat? Can't even whittle!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, it was lovely to see you.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, you mind if I reach out to you one of these days for some tandem sawing over video?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'd love to!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woo hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer? What happened?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Big ice storm is coming! Everything's shutting down tonight, even the power plant!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's not good.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, any day I'm not overseeing the safety of that plant is a good day for everyone.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paula Pull Up Airline Schedules on Her Phone|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dang! This ice storm has cancelled all the flights for tomorrow. It'll be early next week before anything's flying out of Springfield Airport in the right direction.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Maybe you could take a flight in the opposite direction around the world.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Oh, Marge, you round-earther!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Paula, you're welcome to stay here until things clear up.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, babe, I'll let you know as soon as I get a confirmed flight. Love you, too. Bye.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Still no flights?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yup. Springfield Airport is under a foot of snow and its snowplow is under fifty.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|That's too bad.}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, and I'd planned to start working out again next week. I suppose I'll have to start training here. You mind loaning me your axe?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Be my guest. I just re-handled it and the blade is sharp enough to cut through a three foot stack of [[Playdude]]s in one swing!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Don't ask me how I know that.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paula Lumber-Jog|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|…with temperatures reaching well below zero, health officials urge everyone to remain inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Joining us now, outside, is Stephanie! On location from the Isotopes Football Stadium, for an update on sports.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing}}
{{TB|Kent, I'm standing on what should be a field covered in injured men. Instead, it is covered in ice.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing Annoyed}}
{{TB|In fact, with everyone staying warm inside, the only news is that my legs have become two solid pillars of frozen meat.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yet another illustration for our listeners of the importance of avoiding all outside activities. To coin a phrase, it seems that all sports are frozen for the time being.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yes, Kent. There's nothing happening here. There's no one out here. Just me with my microphone frozen to my hand.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Err…wait, Stephanie. Who's that behind you?}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing}}
{{TB|If I can snap this ice encasing my neck to see… Yes, it appears to be a woman jogging on the ice with an axe! Give me five minutes, Kent.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Sure, it's not like we're live or anything.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Paula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield, allow me to introduce Paula, a professional lumberjack!}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, it's lumberjill.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Excuse me?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|It's lumberjill. Not lumberjack. I'm a woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, I see you're as good at splitting hairs as you are at splitting logs!}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So, Paula, what brings you outside on a frigid day like this?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Practice. I'm gearing up for competition. Problem is, it's so cold the trees tend to shatter when I take a whack at them.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Fascinating. Do you mind giving our warm-at-home viewers a little taste of your skills?}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
{{TB|Hell, I'll give them a whole belly full. Stand back, buttercup.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paula Practice Splitting Logs|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Stephanie Brockman Watch Too Attentively|4 hours|[[Isotope Stadium]], {{TOG|Trees}}, or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Stephanie Brockman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Fascinating! Did you see that, Kent?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Enthralling! Portland Woman Splits Wood. I smell a Pulitzer Prize.}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, well here's a news flash, Kent. The weather report calls for increasing coldness in shoulders towards certain husbands.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's…a very specific weather report.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, there you have it! Channel Five's very own Stephanie Brockman reporting from the field. Thanks Stephanie!}}
{{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Err…can I…go now?}}
{{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing Annoyed}}
{{TB|After you break the ice locking me in place here.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|Still working our dead-end jobs at the DMV. Pretending to be busy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Infuriating people waiting in line…}}
+{{TB|Infuriating people waiting in line...}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Life's going great! So how's the wood chopp'n competition circuit been treating you?}}
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 {{TB|Patty! Selma! What brings you two here?}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|A friend wanted to come say hi now that she's in the area… Ta-da!}}
+{{TB|A friend wanted to come say hi now that she's in the area... Ta-da!}}
 {{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Hi, Marge!}}
@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 {{TB|I lost, but it was satisfying trying to punch a log in half.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}}
-{{TB|Ahh, makes me want to get back in there…attacking trees.}}
+{{TB|Ahh, makes me want to get back in there...attacking trees.}}
 {{Tapped Out Paula Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, well, I can't stay any longer. My flight back to Portland leaves early tomorrow morning, and I hate airplanes.}}
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paula Lumber-Jog|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|…with temperatures reaching well below zero, health officials urge everyone to remain inside.}}
+{{TB|...with temperatures reaching well below zero, health officials urge everyone to remain inside.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 {{TB|Joining us now, outside, is Stephanie! On location from the Isotopes Football Stadium, for an update on sports.}}
@@ Line 148: / Line 148: @@
 {{TB|Yes, Kent. There's nothing happening here. There's no one out here. Just me with my microphone frozen to my hand.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|Err…wait, Stephanie. Who's that behind you?}}
+{{TB|Err...wait, Stephanie. Who's that behind you?}}
 {{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing}}
-{{TB|If I can snap this ice encasing my neck to see… Yes, it appears to be a woman jogging on the ice with an axe! Give me five minutes, Kent.}}
+{{TB|If I can snap this ice encasing my neck to see... Yes, it appears to be a woman jogging on the ice with an axe! Give me five minutes, Kent.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Grim}}
 {{TB|Sure, it's not like we're live or anything.}}
@@ Line 170: / Line 170: @@
 {{TB|Ah, I see you're as good at splitting hairs as you are at splitting logs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|So, Paula, what brings you outside on a frigid day like this?}}
@@ Line 187: / Line 187: @@
 {{TB|Okay, well here's a news flash, Kent. The weather report calls for increasing coldness in shoulders towards certain husbands.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|That's…a very specific weather report.}}
+{{TB|That's...a very specific weather report.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Well, there you have it! Channel Five's<!--sic--> very own Stephanie Brockman reporting from the field. Thanks Stephanie!}}
 {{Tapped Out Paula Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Err…can I…go now?}}
+{{TB|Err...can I...go now?}}
 {{Tapped Out Stephanie Brockman Icon|Freezing Annoyed}}
 {{TB|After you break the ice locking me in place here.}}