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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = Woeful Weasel<br />
|image = <br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Wall E. Weasel]]<br />
|optional = [[Squeaky Voice Teen]]<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|premium = yes<br />
}}<br />
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'''Woeful Weasel''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Game of Games The Sequel}} content update. It requires [[Wall E. Weasel]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Ugghh…c’mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I’ll need you to see to that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You’ll have to use your car keys.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|I don’t have a car!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup|2 hours|[[Wall E. Weasel's]], [[Vesuvius Pizza]], [[Zesty's]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}scraping cheese with his belt buckle{{*}} Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|How are you my boss anyways? I’m twice your age!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day… I need some relief!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}knocks on vertical rolling door{{*}} Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}<br />
{{TB|Ol’ Gil doesn’t have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I’m sleeping. Then things’ll be looking up!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Well, since we’re neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor|60 minutes|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}<br />
{{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}walks into rake{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You uh…you okay, Bob?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And what, pray tell, was this?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit|60 minutes|[[Broken Dreams Storage Lockers]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}<br />
{{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Ominous}}<br />
{{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol’ Gil’s not getting lead poisoning tonight!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You know what? You’re right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, let’s not go overboard.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence|60 minutes|[[Wall E. Weasel's]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}deep sigh{{*}} You can do this. You can do this!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. {{*}}hands Wall E. a scooper{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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