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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Winner, Winner, Chicken Sandwich
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Master Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Master]], [[Apu]]
|optional = [[Miss Hoover]]
|internal = WinnerWinnerChickenSandwich
|id = 245057 - 245061
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Winner, Winner, Chicken Sandwich''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} content update. It requires [[The Master]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Hello. Do you have time for a quick survey that'll take just two minutes?}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Then we'll do the one-minute version. I see you are carrying a meditation mat. I take it that means you have recently converted to Buddhism.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes, it's really helped me deal with the stress of teaching. And the after-work stress of thinking about teaching again tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, yes, meditation is very helpful for stress. You know, the Hindu faith also uses meditation to align ourselves with the gods.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But I just like the little Buddha statues. When the kids get out of hand it makes a really loud noise when I throw it at the wall.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|I see. Then you may want to consider Hinduism. We have thousands of gods of which they make statues, some VERY heavy.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|Okay… And where do you guys stand on wine?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Miss Hoover Consider Converting to Hinduism|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Miss Hoover]]}} {{Task/Job|Make The Master Conduct Market Research|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Interesting. So you love the Buddha statues and hate being vegetarian? That makes almost a hundred people with the same answer.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yep. Meat and idolatry. I believe those are both mentioned in the Springfield city charter.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome to my humble store, Master. What have I done to deserve a visit from the Kwik-E-Mart CEO himself?}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|As you know, the second goal of Kwik-E-Mart, after profit, is to spread the Hindu faith. Preferably in a profitable way.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Yes. I must admit, it is going badly. All people can talk about these days is Buddhism.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I'm here to help with that. My market research team did some, uh…market research, and it seems that most people like Buddhism for the Buddha statues and dislike its promotion of vegetarianism.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Though the Hindu faith also typically promotes respect for all life and tends to lend itself to vegetarianism.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, but we're less obnoxious about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|So, how does that help us?}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|We are going to start selling fried chicken sandwiches and include a statue of Ganesh with every order.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|But the only chicken we carry are these frozen nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|That will work.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh wait, the ingredients on these say they're that they're made out of armadillo and ostrich byproduct.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|That's fine. If people think its meat, they'll eat it.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course, a longstanding Kwik-E-Mart tradition.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Create a "Chicken" Sandwich|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make The Master Give Out Samples and Ganesh Statues|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Why did you choose a chicken sandwich?}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Muslims and Jews don't eat pork and Hindus don't eat beef. But if there's one thing almost everyone in the world agrees on, it's that chicken sandwiches are frickin' delicious.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Master, according to this data, restaurants that sell chicken sandwiches are more popular if they close on Sunday.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not falling for your ploy to get a day off. Go sell sandwiches!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The sandwich is selling well.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, there has been a line around the block for three days, but now everyone in town is introducing a chicken sandwich.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Then we'll have to innovate. Add five cents worth of spicy curry sauce and charge an extra dollar for the spicy curry version.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|The demand will be impossible. My children alone will order dozens of sandwiches a day!}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Innovation time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Spice Up the Chicken Sandwich|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make The Master Solve the Distribution Problem|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That T-shirt cannon really gets those sandwiches moving.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|It's great fun, too. People are so obsessed with the sandwiches, they don't even mind occasionally getting a black eye. HEADS UP! {{*}}floompf{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Master, we're running low on chicken product alternative. At this rate, we'll run out in a couple of days.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Limit the customers to two sandwiches per order to allow the supply chain to catch up.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Very well. But we have another, more serious problem. We are actually making less profit now than we were before the chicken sandwiches.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How? We got a deep discount on the T-shirt cannon from my brother who works for the NBA.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|It's the Ganesh statues, sir. They are eating into our profits.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} But profits are our number one goal!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's what I was going to say!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Enforce a Two Sandwich Limit|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make The Master Weigh Religion Versus Profit|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Apu, I've decided we should stop giving away the Ganesh statues.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Nooooooo!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you surprised? We talked about this already. They're destroying our profit margins.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sorry, I was responding to the robber.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I appreciate the enthusiasm. Now put all the money in the bag.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, can I interest you in a chicken sandwich as well?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take three.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|Limit two.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. In the bag.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Master, the sandwich limit has increased demand. Even with daily resupplies, we are selling out in just a few hours. Soon we will be out entirely.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
{{TB|I have already sourced an alternative chicken product. You can supplement with actual chicken. Well, 15% of it is. The other 85% is water. Got a heck of a deal on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Master, how many animals are dying every day in the name of Kwik-E-Mart profits? Does this truly please Ganesh?}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I asked and Ganesh said it's fine. Got a big thumbs up. I mean hooves up.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Elephants don't have hooves, they have toenails. If you had actually asked Ganesh then you would know this!}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? Well Ganesh told me that I should fire you!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Master Contemplate Firing Apu|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Apu Stand His Ground|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're right, Apu. I think I have strayed from the true path. We do care for the plight of all beings. That includes both chickens and employees.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Master.}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Besides, I think we can play up the scarcity angle on social media. When the sandwiches come back for a limited time, we'll sell more than ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|And can we close on Sunday?}}
{{Tapped Out The Master Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't start.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "winner, winner, chicken dinner."

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 {{TB|I see. Then you may want to consider Hinduism. We have thousands of gods of which they make statues, some VERY heavy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay… And where do you guys stand on wine?}}
+{{TB|Okay... And where do you guys stand on wine?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Miss Hoover Consider Converting to Hinduism|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Miss Hoover]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make The Master Conduct Market Research|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Kwik-E-Mart Central Office]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
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 {{TB|Yes. I must admit, it is going badly. All people can talk about these days is Buddhism.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Master Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, I'm here to help with that. My market research team did some, uh…market research, and it seems that most people like Buddhism for the Buddha statues and dislike its promotion of vegetarianism.}}
+{{TB|Well, I'm here to help with that. My market research team did some, uh...market research, and it seems that most people like Buddhism for the Buddha statues and dislike its promotion of vegetarianism.}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 {{TB|Though the Hindu faith also typically promotes respect for all life and tends to lend itself to vegetarianism.}}

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