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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} Here comes Skinner! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} He hates buxom pseudo-celebrity hotties! Quick! Rip that order form out and ditch the magaz...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Here comes Skinner!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} He hates buxom pseudo-celebrity hotties! Quick! Rip that order form out and ditch the magazine!<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, the urinal cake quota in the boys lavatory is unacceptable and... good god! A men's publication full of buxom pseudo-celebrities! I could not be more enraged! I'm terribly upset!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Don't ye sass me, [[Ralph Macchio]] lunch box! Oh! yer right! I'm a worthless piece o' crap! I was never loved! Why must ye point out muh every flaw, lunch box?! I'm so lonely! Every day I wonder why I don't take great grandpappy's bagpipes and stab the reeds into muh eyes until they penetrate muh brain!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Delivery man}} Delivery for Groundskeeper Willie.<br /> {{qf|Willie}} Aye, I'm Willie, ya bespectacled, panty wearin', biscuit maker!<br /> {{qf|Delivery man}} Sir, I don't wear glasses and I've never made biscuits in my life. Sign here please.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Good god, man! The physiological difficulties of a human and emu union make this scenario even more improbable than the South African water buffalo jaguar cross-breeding of 1809 [gah-hey!!]<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You're eating my wife in front of me! And she looks so sweet and juicy, you greedy bastard!<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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