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 {{qf|Lisa}} Wait! We don't need supernatural powers! We already know their secrets.
 {{qf|Bart}} She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
-{{qf|[[Martin]]}} [[Martha Prince|My Mom]] shoplifts. All the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} [[Gloria Prince|My Mom]] shoplifts. All the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
 {{qf|Nelson}} [[Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Not until you're older, son.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only! And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers and there's no lines because all the stupid kids have curfew! So-- Oh, right. Sorry.
+{{qf|Homer}} Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only! And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers and there's no lines because all the stupid kids have curfew! So—Oh, right. Sorry.
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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} You think that's bad. I had to talk to my mom all night. She's got problems. Scary problems.

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 {{qf|Bart}} She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} [[Martha Prince|My Mom]] shoplifts. All the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
-{{qf|Nelson}} [{Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
+{{qf|Nelson}} [[Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[on radio]'' Now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson... Did you know he likes to eat out of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' garbage?

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 {{qf|Nelson}} [{Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[on radio]'' Now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson... Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[on radio]'' Now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson... Did you know he likes to eat out of the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]' garbage?
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer...
 {{qf|Homer}} I have a problem.

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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why do you hate the [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] so much, Dad?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why do you hate the [[Springfield Isotopes|Isotopes]] so much, Dad?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Because, I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie: never love anything.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Because, I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie: never love anything.
-:'''Lisa:''' Even you?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Even you?
-:'''Homer:''' Especially me.
+{{qf|Homer}} Especially me.
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-:'''[[Dennis Conroy]]:''' And, what's this? He's pointing to the right field bleachers! Probably at a dying little boy.
+{{qf|[[Dennis Conroy]]}} And, what's this? He's pointing to the right field bleachers! Probably at a dying little boy.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, am I dying?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, am I dying?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, of course not!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} No, of course not!
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[whispering]'' Is he, Mom? You can tell me.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[whispering]'' Is he, Mom? You can tell me.
-:'''Marge:''' No!
+{{qf|Marge}} No!
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-:'''Homer:''' So, who won? The losers?
+{{qf|Homer}} So, who won? The losers?
-:'''Bart:''' No, they lost.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, they lost.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Losers.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Losers.
-:'''Marge:''' But only by two points. And they didn't resort to stealing bases like the other team, so it's kind of a moral victory.
+{{qf|Marge}} But only by two points. And they didn't resort to stealing bases like the other team, so it's kind of a moral victory.
-:'''Lisa:''' With a little middle relief, they might even make the playoffs.
+{{qf|Lisa}} With a little middle relief, they might even make the playoffs.
-:'''Homer:''' You'll be in your cold, cold grave before that ever happens.
+{{qf|Homer}} You'll be in your cold, cold grave before that ever happens.
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, would you please stop talking about the children's graves?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, would you please stop talking about the children's graves?
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' ...Where this morning the three "R"'s stand for rowdiness, ransacking, and i-rresponsibility. Any suspects, Chief?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...Where this morning the three "R"'s stand for rowdiness, ransacking, and i-rresponsibility. Any suspects, Chief?
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' None. That's why we're jumping to the conclusion that this was the work of no good punk kids.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} None. That's why we're jumping to the conclusion that this was the work of no good punk kids.
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-:'''Lisa:''' But it's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything!
+{{qf|Lisa}} But it's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything!
-:'''Homer:''' Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish. Kidnapping. Child abuse..
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish. Kidnapping. Child abuse..
-:'''Bart:''' What about adultery?
+{{qf|Bart}} What about adultery?
-:'''Homer:''' Not until you're older, son.
+{{qf|Homer}} Not until you're older, son.
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-:'''Homer:''' Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only! And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers and there's no lines because all the stupid kids have curfew! So-- Oh, right. Sorry.
+{{qf|Homer}} Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only! And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers and there's no lines because all the stupid kids have curfew! So-- Oh, right. Sorry.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You think that's bad. I had to talk to my mom all night. She's got problems. Scary problems.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} You think that's bad. I had to talk to my mom all night. She's got problems. Scary problems.
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Adults blow.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Adults blow.
-:'''Bart:''' Yeah. Just look at 'em over there...
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. Just look at 'em over there...
-:'''Milhouse:''' Smoking their cigarettes...
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Smoking their cigarettes...
-:'''Lisa:''' Drinking their coffee...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Drinking their coffee...
-:'''Bart:''' Scratching their big butts...
+{{qf|Bart}} Scratching their big butts...
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Your metabolism will change someday, too, young man.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Your metabolism will change someday, too, young man.
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' That oughta show little Timmy and Tammy Scumbag who's in charge around here.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That oughta show little Timmy and Tammy Scumbag who's in charge around here.
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-:'''Creepy Bloodening kid 1:''' You're thinking about hurting us.
+{{qf|Creepy Bloodening kid 1}} You're thinking about hurting us.
-:'''Creepy Bloodening kid 2:''' Now you're thinking, "How did they know what I was thinking?"
+{{qf|Creepy Bloodening kid 2}} Now you're thinking, "How did they know what I was thinking?"
-:'''Creepy Bloodening kid 3:''' Now you're thinking "I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers."
+{{qf|Creepy Bloodening kid 3}} Now you're thinking "I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers."
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-:'''Lisa:''' Wait! We don't need supernatural powers! We already know their secrets.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait! We don't need supernatural powers! We already know their secrets.
-:'''Bart:''' She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
+{{qf|Bart}} She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' [[Martha Prince|My Mom]] shoplifts. All the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} [[Martha Prince|My Mom]] shoplifts. All the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
-:'''Nelson:''' [{Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
+{{qf|Nelson}} [{Eddie Muntz|My Dad]] gets in car accidents on purpose.
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-:'''Bart:''' ''[on radio]'' Now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson... Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[on radio]'' Now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson... Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer...
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer...
-:'''Homer:''' I have a problem.
+{{qf|Homer}} I have a problem.
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-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Brilliant. They transduced amplitude modulation via the concavity of that oversized beverage conveyance. I mean that is some clever goyvin.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Brilliant. They transduced amplitude modulation via the concavity of that oversized beverage conveyance. I mean that is some clever goyvin.
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' All right, you kids come down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, you kids come down now. We promise we won't kill ya.
-:'''Homer:''' Speak for yourself! Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
+{{qf|Homer}} Speak for yourself! Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age!
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-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Enjoying the movie, kids? (''the kids yell, and within moments are all put into a police van'') Listen up, punks. The moral of the story is, the adults always win! (''the kids turn their heads to face the police chief, and their eyes begin to glow. Wiggum yells in terror, until realizing it's just the reflection from a police light Eddie had turned on'')
+:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': Enjoying the movie, kids? (''the kids yell, and within moments are all put into a police van'') Listen up, punks. The moral of the story is, the adults always win! (''the kids turn their heads to face the police chief, and their eyes begin to glow. Wiggum yells in terror, until realizing it's just the reflection from a police light Eddie had turned on'')
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': For crying out loud, Eddie. You scared the hell out of me.
 :'''Eddie''': Sorry, chief. (''turns off the light and snickers to himself'')
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-:'''Kent Brockman''': The controversial measure passed by a single vote.
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': The controversial measure passed by a single vote.
-:'''Marge''': Mmmm you really should have voted Homer.
+:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Mmmm you really should have voted Homer.
-:'''Homer''': Meh, wouldn't have made a difference.
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Meh, wouldn't have made a difference.
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 :'''Chief Wiggum''': (''walking towards Nelson, Jimbo, and Dolph'') All right, let's see some IDs, boys. (''checking the bullies' IDs'') (''to Jimbo and Dolph'') Huh! You two scufflaws are violating curfew. I'm taking ya downtown! (''to Nelson as he hands back Dr. Hibbert's ID to him'') Oh, uh, sorry to disturb you, Dr. Hibbert.
-:'''Nelson''': (''imitating Dr. Hibbert'') Not at all, officer. (''laughing like Dr. Hibbert'')
+:'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': (''imitating Dr. Hibbert'') Not at all, officer. (''laughing like Dr. Hibbert'')
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