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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Who Led Them Better
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|4th of July 2015}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{Ch|Richard Nixon}}, [[George Washington]], [[Abraham Lincoln]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Who Led Them Better''' is a premium quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|4th of July 2015}} content update. It requires {{Ch|Richard Nixon}}, [[George Washington]] and [[Abraham Lincoln]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}
{{TB|What it is, Abe?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}
{{TB|Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|Is that Dick Nixon?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|I hate that dude.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|He's not the best.}}
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Gee, I don't know… maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|It's just… we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I did.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Whatever. Drop it.}}
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree|12 hours|[[Ye Olde Cherry Tree]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails|8 hours|[[Lincoln's Cabin]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|Nixon was the worst.}}
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up [[China]] to the West. That was HUGE.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|He does bring it up a lot.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
{{TB|So pathetic.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
{{TB|But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot.}}
{{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Just stop.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/4th of July 2015}}

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 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|4th of July 2015}}
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 == Dialogue ==
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}}

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 {{TB|Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?}}
 {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|Gee, I don't know… maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}}
+{{TB|Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}}
 {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.}}
@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 {{TB|What?}}
 {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|It's just… we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.}}
+{{TB|It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.}}
 {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
 {{TB|Well, I did.}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{TB|Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.}}
 {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
-{{TB|Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}}
+{{TB|Look. It's not a competition: "Who was a better President, Abe or George?" You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}}
 {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
 {{TB|I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.}}
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 {{TB|Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up [[China]] to the West. That was HUGE.}}
 {{Tapped Out George Washington Icon}}
-{{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”}}
+{{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: "sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?"}}
 {{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon}}
 {{TB|He does bring it up a lot.}}