White Collar Hero - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:11, May 11, 2025

2025-05-11T14:11:31Z

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (7), “ → " (6), ” → " (6), * → {{*}} (2)

2024-05-27T17:00:29Z

replaced: … → ... (7), “ → " (6), ” → " (6), * → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = White Collar Hero |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}} |requirements = |characters = Father Sean, Homer |optional = |previo..."

2024-05-27T16:49:13Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = White Collar Hero |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}} |requirements = |characters = Father Sean, Homer |optional = |previo..."

New page

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = White Collar Hero
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Father Sean]], [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''White Collar Hero''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Easter 2014}} content update. It requires [[Father Sean]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before its rightful Son of Anarchy shows up!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, friend. The only “gang” I run with meets Sunday mornings at St. Thomas More church.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand.}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|What truly horrible news!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|On Sundays, we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I'm not entirely sure this “gang” is what you think it is.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called “the Pope.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|ow twisted is that? “The Pope.” Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Homer, brace yourself. I think this “gang” you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c… oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Out with it, stupid Flanders!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Band|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|So I can sin all I want, then, just before I croak, I say “My bad, sorry guys,” and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Uhhhhhhhhh…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Loophole!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|You're not really appreciating the spirit of the thing…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Easter 2014}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = White Collar Hero
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Father Sean Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Easter 2014}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Father Sean]], [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 {{TB|Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!}}
 {{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
-{{TB|Relax, friend. The only “gang” I run with meets Sunday mornings at St. Thomas More church.}}
+{{TB|Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday mornings at St. Thomas More church.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.}}
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|On Sundays, we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine…}}
+{{TB|On Sundays, we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.}}
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
-{{TB|Homer, I'm not entirely sure this “gang” is what you think it is.}}
+{{TB|Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called “the Pope.”}}
+{{TB|Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope."}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|ow twisted is that? “The Pope.” Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.}}
+{{TB|ow twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Homer, brace yourself. I think this “gang” you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c… oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.}}
+{{TB|Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Out with it, stupid Flanders!}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*}}
+{{TB|The Catholic Church! {{*}}SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!}}
@@ Line 88: / Line 88: @@
 {{TB|I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants…}}
+{{TB|I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|…to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.}}
+{{TB|...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.}}
 {{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
 {{TB|But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.}}
@@ Line 109: / Line 109: @@
 {{TB|What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?}}
 {{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true…}}
+{{TB|Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|So I can sin all I want, then, just before I croak, I say “My bad, sorry guys,” and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?}}
+{{TB|So I can sin all I want, then, just before I croak, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?}}
 {{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
-{{TB|Uhhhhhhhhh…}}
+{{TB|Uhhhhhhhhh...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Loophole!}}
 {{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
-{{TB|You're not really appreciating the spirit of the thing…}}
+{{TB|You're not really appreciating the spirit of the thing...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.}}