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Loco87 at 18:44, November 26, 2015

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 05:00, December 18, 2013

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 04:49, December 18, 2013

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 04:44, December 18, 2013

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 04:13, December 18, 2013

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:'''Mayor Qimby:''" Are you okay?
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll be fine. I'll be fine. God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. Have you seen Lou?
:''''Lou:''' There's snow in my lungs!
:''''Chief Wiggum:''' Lot of attitude in that hand, Lou. Lot of attitude.
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-{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Are you okay?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ah geez, when did everything turn to crap?
-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'll be fine. I'll be fine. God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. Have you seen Lou?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, don't use language like that! ''[thinking]'' Man, things sure have turned to crap.
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-{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Uh, do you have "Life of Pi?"
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} So you see, the "snow" is a micro-climate aberration caused by radioactive steam from the nuclear plant and of course tire fire particulate. So, we're the only place in America with snow, if you can call it that. I guess you can.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Do you have "Life of Pi?"
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-{{qf|Male Tourist}} Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
+{{qf|Midwestern dad}} Excuse me, ma'am? I'm so sorry to bother you, but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
-{{qf|Marge}} Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen, but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Looking at the the Simpsons Bed and Breakfast brochure]'' What the...? "The Simpson Bed and Breakfast"? ''[chuckles]'' I always wanted to stay in a place like this.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh good. Marge remarried after I died. Wait a minute, I'm not dead. What's goin' on?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Well, this crazy scheme is kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. Mmm... I'm in! 100%!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, this crazy scheme is the kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. I'm in. A hundred percent!
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, thank you. Now, homie, Table 3 needs more bread.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, thank you. Now Homie, table three needs more bread.
-{{qf|Homer}} I'm on a brake.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm on a break.
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But I'm gonna give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But I'm going to give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.
-{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number 1 holiday by being about love.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number one holiday by being about love.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Um, when a woman talks, she just wanna be heard.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Um, when a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, dad.
+{{qf|Midwestern dad}} Hey, Marge, we're running out of chestnuts over here!
-{{qf|Homer}} The secret is: Don't read the comment cards.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, they don't grow on trees.
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-{{qf|Marge}} Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room 3.
+{{qf|[[King Winter]]}} By the time Princess Summer comes to save you, you'll all be blood in my beard. ''[evil laugh]'' Your own father's beard! ''[bigger evil laugh]''
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-{{qf|Female Guest}} Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas.
+{{qf|Marge}} Enough! Stop! Christmas carols only have one verse! Well they may have more, but the second verse is where they get all weird and religiousy.
-{{qf|Marge}} My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas!
+----
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Yellow Subterfuge|Steal This Episode}}
-:'''Mayor Qimby:''' Are you okay?
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' I'll be fine. I'll be fine. God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. Have you seen Lou?
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Are you okay?
-:'''Lou:''' There's snow in my lungs!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'll be fine. I'll be fine. God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. Have you seen Lou?
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Lot of attitude in that hand, Lou. Lot of attitude.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} There's snow in my lungs!
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-:'''Frink:''' Uh, do you have "Life of Pi?"
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Uh, do you have "Life of Pi?"
-:'''Apu:''' No, but I have some home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog. People who have never seen a movie say it is a good movie.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} No, but I have some home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog. People who have never seen a movie say it is a good movie.
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-:'''Marge:''' We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say.
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-:'''Male Tourist:''' Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
+{{qf|Male Tourist}} Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
-:'''Marge:''' Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
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-:'''Homer:''': ''(Looking at the the Simpsons Bed and Breakfast brochure)'' What the...? "The Simpson Bed and Breakfast"? (chuckles) I always wanted to stay in a place like this.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Looking at the the Simpsons Bed and Breakfast brochure]'' What the...? "The Simpson Bed and Breakfast"? ''[chuckles]'' I always wanted to stay in a place like this.
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-:'''Homer:''' Well, this crazy scheme is kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. Mmm... I'm in! 100%!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, this crazy scheme is kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. Mmm... I'm in! 100%!
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, thank you. Now, homie, Table 3 needs more bread.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, thank you. Now, homie, Table 3 needs more bread.
-:'''Homer:''' I'm on a brake.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm on a brake.
-:'''Marge:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|Marge}} D'oh!
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-:'''Lisa:''' But I'm gonna give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But I'm gonna give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.
-:'''Milhouse:''' I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number 1 holiday by being about love.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number 1 holiday by being about love.
-:'''Lisa:''' Um, when a woman talks, she just wanna be heard.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Um, when a woman talks, she just wanna be heard.
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-:'''Bart:''' I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, dad.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, dad.
-:'''Homer:''' The secret is: Don't read the comment cards.
+{{qf|Homer}} The secret is: Don't read the comment cards.
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-:'''Marge:''' Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room 3.
+{{qf|Marge}} Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room 3.
-:'''Homer:''' ''(Take off the pillow from his stomach then sighs)'' The pillow acted as a girdle.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Take off the pillow from his stomach then sighs]'' The pillow acted as a girdle.
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-:'''Female Guest:''' Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas.
+{{qf|Female Guest}} Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas.
-:'''Marge:''' My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas!
+{{qf|Marge}} My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas!
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 :'''Frink:''' Uh, do you have "Life of Pi?"
 :'''Apu:''' No, but I have some home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog. People who have never seen a movie say it is a good movie.
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 :'''Male Tourist:''' Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?

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 :'''Male Tourist:''' Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
 :'''Marge:''' Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
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 :'''Homer:''' Well, this crazy scheme is kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. Mmm... I'm in! 100%!

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 :'''Marge:''' Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room 3.
 :'''Homer:''' ''(Take off the pillow from his stomach then sighs)'' The pillow acted as a girdle.
 {{Season 25|Q}}