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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Step Brother from the Same Planet|Game Done Changed}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} What have you been doing since fourth grade? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a>}} Very...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Step Brother from the Same Planet|Game Done Changed}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What have you been doing since fourth grade?<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Very little. I tried sushi. Didn't like it. That's about it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} ''[thinking]'' She's leaning in, and I'm not looking down her shirt. I must really respect her.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} So, have you been seeing anybody?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Of course. ''[scoffs]'' You think I, Lisa Simpson, could go through four years of college without a single date? There's this amazing guy. Vegan but not, you know, &quot;vegan.&quot; ''[chuckles]'' Majors in pony studies. ''[giggles]''<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Sounds perfect. What's his name?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Um... Fred. Fred Gormanshenlen. Gorm... Grim... Mm-hmm, Fred Gormanshenlen.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart! Did you find Lisa?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} She's up there talking to the kid who used to beat me up all the time.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The vest one or the hat one?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Vest.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Always liked him.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, since you're moving to the big city, let me give you some very important advice: the police horses will not share their oats. I repeat: not share their oats.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What am I supposed to do? Narrate? What does that mean? ''[clears throat]'' It's &quot;S&quot; years later. Oh, wait, five years later. Oh! Narrating is hard. Lisa and Nelson have not seen each other since college, but five-uddenly, I mean, but suddenly...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Remember that principal we arrested for matricide?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] killed his mother?<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} No, mattress-cide. He ripped the tag off his mattress.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rottweiler]]}} Your hand feels as soft as a baby's bottom.<br /> {{qf|[[Hubert Wong]]}} And yours feels like a busted driveway.<br /> {{qf|Hubert and Rott}} Thank you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Rott}} We met when I hauled his fat carcass in for the reward.<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} I had an overdue library book. I got stuck on this one word: &quot;new ants&quot;?<br /> {{qf|Rott}} Nuance! Nuance! Love you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Nelson}} Lisa, I'm tired of only seeing you every five years. I'd like to see you every three years or two or... or... on a weekly basis!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Nelson Muntz, I would really like to get to know you better, too.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What about Milhouse? If I'm a simulation, why am I so lonely? Who does that benefit?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mrs. Muntz]]}} They say if you love something, let it go. And if it loves you, it'll come back. Ex-Except for your turtle which got smushed by that mail truck.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. And thanks to this hologram of my father who's about to perform this beautiful interfaith ceremony.<br /> {{qf|[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} My son, you are a big needy nothing.<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Aw, his speech from my bar mitzvah. That always gets me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sophie]]}} People ask me, &quot;Why Jimbo?&quot; And I say, &quot;Screw you, mind your own business, Mom.&quot;<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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