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 {{qf|Ned}} No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
 {{qf|Homer}} No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
-{{qf|Ned}} For two more days. Then it becomes {{w|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
+{{qf|Ned}} For two more days. Then it becomes {{W|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
 {{qf|Homer}} Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
 {{qf|Ned}} Homer, there's no point!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington|Bart the Murderer}}
-{{qf|[[Akira]]}} We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
+{{qf|[[Akira Kurosawa]]}} We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
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 {{TabQ}}
-{{EpisodePrevNext|Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington|Bart the Murderer}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington|Bart the Murderer}}
-:'''[[Akira]]''': We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
+{{qf|[[Akira]]}} We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
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-:'''Man:''' Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
+{{qf|Man}} Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
-:'''Man:''' Just stamp the ticket.
+{{qf|Man}} Just stamp the ticket.
-:'''Ned:''' Oh, okay.
+{{qf|Ned}} Oh, okay.
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-:'''Ned:''' Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
+{{qf|Ned}} Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I know.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I know.
-:'''Ned:''' You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
+{{qf|Ned}} You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
-:'''Homer:''' Why not?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why not?
-:'''Ned:''' I sold it to you for seven cents.
+{{qf|Ned}} I sold it to you for seven cents.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh.
-:'''Ned:''' You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
+{{qf|Ned}} You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
 :''[Homer bursts into tears.]''
-:'''Homer''': It's all my fault!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's all my fault!
-:'''Ned''': No, it's not!
+{{qf|Ned}} No, it's not!
-:'''Homer''': Yes, it is!
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, it is!
-:'''Ned''': No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
+{{qf|Ned}} No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
-:'''Homer''': No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
+{{qf|Homer}} No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
-:'''Ned''': For two more days. Then it becomes {{w|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
+{{qf|Ned}} For two more days. Then it becomes {{w|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
-:'''Homer''': Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
+{{qf|Homer}} Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
-:'''Ned''': Homer, there's no point!
+{{qf|Ned}} Homer, there's no point!
-:'''Homer''': I said do it!
+{{qf|Homer}} I said do it!
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 :''[Homer is on the phone.]''
-:'''Homer''': Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me!
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNext|Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington|Bart the Murderer}}
-:'''Akira''': We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
+:'''[[Akira]]''': We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
-:'''Bart''': Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
 ----
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
 ----
 :'''Man:''' Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
-:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
+:'''[[Ned]]:''' Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
 :'''Man:''' Just stamp the ticket.
 :'''Ned:''' Oh, okay.
 ----
 :'''Ned:''' Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
-:'''Homer:''' I know.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' I know.
 :'''Ned:''' You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
 :'''Homer:''' Why not?
@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Oh.
 :'''Ned:''' You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
-:''[Homer bursts into tears]''
+:''[Homer bursts into tears.]''
 :'''Homer''': It's all my fault!
 :'''Ned''': No, it's not!
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 :'''Ned''': No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
 :'''Homer''': No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
-:'''Ned''': For two more days. Then it becomes [[wikipedia:United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party]] Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
+:'''Ned''': For two more days. Then it becomes {{w|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
 :'''Homer''': Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
 :'''Ned''': Homer, there's no point!
 :'''Homer''': I said do it!
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-:''Homer is on the phone.''
+:''[Homer is on the phone.]''
 :'''Homer''': Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me!
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 :'''Ned:''' Oh, okay.
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-:'''Ned:''' At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
+:'''Ned:''' Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' Why not?
+:'''Homer:''' I know.
 :'''Ned:''' I sold it to you for seven cents.
 :'''Homer:''' Oh.
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+:'''Ned:''' You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
-:'''Homer''': Ned, I am sorry your store did not work out.
+:''[Homer bursts into tears]''
-:'''Ned''': No Homer, you were right!
+:'''Homer''': It's all my fault!
-:'''Homer''': I was?
+:'''Ned''': No, it's not!
-:'''Ned''': Yes! You tried to warn me against engaging in risky ventures! I should have known better than to gamble my family's future on some pig in a poke! You were an honest friend to me, and I appreciate that.
+:'''Homer''': Yes, it is!
-:''Ned's words come down hard on Homer, who until now has been envious of Flanders' success. Seeing a bankrupt Flanders family has not given Homer satisfaction, but plenty of guilt.''
+:'''Ned''': No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
-:'''Homer'''{resolved tone}: Ned, how much longer do you have the store?
+:'''Homer''': No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
-:'''Ned''': Three days. After that it becomes headquarters for the [[wikipedia:United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party]] of Springfield. And I really hope they have better luck than I do.
+:'''Ned''': For two more days. Then it becomes [[wikipedia:United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party]] Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
-:'''Homer''': You open up that store at 9 in the morning, I will do the rest!
+:'''Homer''': Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
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 :''Homer is on the phone.''

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-:'''Marge''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
+:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
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