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 {{qf|Evil Homer}} ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
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-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father [[Jebediah Springfield]], every May 10 local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father [[Jebediah Springfield]], every May 10 local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{W|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
 :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
-{{qf|{{ch|Richard Nixon|Nixon}}}} "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
+{{qf|{{Ch|Richard Nixon|Nixon}}}} "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
 ----
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 {{qf|Evil Homer}} ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
 ----
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father [[Jebediah Springfield]], every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father [[Jebediah Springfield]], every May 10 local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
 :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
 {{qf|{{ch|Richard Nixon|Nixon}}}} "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 :Oh Whacking Day!
 :Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
-{{qf|Boy}} We’ll break their backs
+{{qf|Boy}} We'll break their backs
 :Gouge out their eyes
-:Their evil hearts we’ll pulverize!
+:Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!
 {{qf|Choir}} Oh Whacking Day!
 :Oh Whacking Day!

@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 {{qf|Evil Homer}} ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
 ----
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal {{Ch|Richard Nixon}} goes after another deadly hiss."
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father [[Jebediah Springfield]], every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
 :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
+{{qf|{{ch|Richard Nixon|Nixon}}}} "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
 ----
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
@@ Line 59: / Line 57: @@
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 :''[after realizing that Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and [[Kearney]] are still locked in the school's utility closet, Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie rush over to the school with a bunch of mountain bikes]''
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughs nervously]''
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[laughs]'' What if they're dead, sir?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Front|Marge in Chains}}
-:'''Evil Homer:''' ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
+{{qf|Evil Homer}} ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal {{Ch|Richard Nixon}} goes after another deadly hiss."
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal {{Ch|Richard Nixon}} goes after another deadly hiss."
 :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
-:'''[[Richard Nixon|Nixon]]:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
+{{qf|[[Richard Nixon|Nixon]]}} "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
+{{qf|Lisa}} If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.
 ----
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
+{{qf|Barney}} What's Whacking Day?
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' What's a battle?
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} What's a battle?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hahahaha, let's go.
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Hahahaha, let's go.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Did that boy say what's a battle?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Did that boy say what's a battle?
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Hmm, it sounded like battle.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I've had a cold, so...
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Oh so you hear r's as b's?
 ----
-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' ''[reading from the Bible]'' And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. ''[long pause]'' So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} ''[reading from the Bible]'' And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. ''[long pause]'' So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Lemme see that.
-:'''Lisa:''' Lemme see that.
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} ''[puts the bible behind him]'' Mmmmmmm, no.
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
+{{qf|Bart}} Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
+{{qf|Old Irishman}} 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
 ----
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Yes, sir.
 ----
-:'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
+{{qf|Choir}} Oh Whacking Day!
 :Oh Whacking Day!
 :Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
-:'''Boy:''' We’ll break their backs
+{{qf|Boy}} We’ll break their backs
 :Gouge out their eyes
 :Their evil hearts we’ll pulverize!
-:'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
+{{qf|Choir}} Oh Whacking Day!
 :Oh Whacking Day!
 :May God bestow His grace on thee.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, kids, how was school?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, kids, how was school?
+{{qf|Lisa}} I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
-:'''Lisa:''' I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
+{{qf|Bart}} I got expelled.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's my boy! ''[sips his Duff beer]'' Mmm... beer... ''[realizes]'' What!?
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine." It's a book I read as a girl.
+{{qf|Marge}} Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine." It's a book I read as a girl.
+{{qf|Bart}} A book!? Pfffft.
-:'''Bart:''' A book!? Pfffft.
+{{qf|Marge}} I think you might like this. It's about a boy who goes to war. His hand is deformed in an accident.
+{{qf|Bart}} Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"?
 ----
 :''[after realizing that Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and [[Kearney]] are still locked in the school's utility closet, Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie rush over to the school with a bunch of mountain bikes]''
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughs nervously]''
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughs nervously]''
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[laughs]'' What if they're dead, sir?
-:'''[[Willie]]:''' ''[laughs]'' What if they're dead, sir?
+{{qf|Principal Skinnger}} Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
+{{qf|Wille}} Freedom! ''[laughs, then under his breath]'' Yeah, I'll turn you in at the first toll booth.
 ----
-:'''Nelson:''' Imagine...a school out there with no bullies.
+{{qf|Nelson}} Imagine...a school out there with no bullies.
+{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
+{{qf|Nelson}} I can't take it!
 ----
 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
-:'''Nixon:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
+:'''[[Richard Nixon|Nixon]]:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
-:'''Grampa:''' I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
+:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
-:'''Bart:''' According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.
 ----
-:'''Barney:''' ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
+:'''[[Barney]]:''' ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
-:'''Lenny:''' You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
 :'''Barney:''' What's Whacking Day?
 ----
-:'''Ralph:''' What's a battle?
+:'''[[Ralph]]:''' What's a battle?
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' Hahahaha, let's go.
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Hahahaha, let's go.
-:'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Did that boy say what's a battle?
+:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Did that boy say what's a battle?
 :'''Principal Skinner:''' No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Oh so you hear r's as b's?
 ----
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' ''[reading from the Bible]'' And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. ''[long pause]'' So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
+:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' ''[reading from the Bible]'' And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. ''[long pause]'' So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
 :'''Lisa:''' Lemme see that.
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 :'''Old Irishman:''' 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
 ----
-:'''Nelson:''' I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
+:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
-:'''Milhouse:''' Yes, sir.
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Yes, sir.
 ----
 :'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
 :Oh Whacking Day!
 :Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
 :'''Boy:''' We’ll break their backs
 :Gouge out their eyes
 :Their evil hearts we’ll pulverize!
 :'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
 :Oh Whacking Day!
 :May God bestow His grace on thee.
 ----
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 :'''Bart:''' Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"?
 ----
-:''[after realizing that Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney are still locked in the school's utility closet, Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie rush over to the school with a bunch of mountain bikes]''
+:''[after realizing that Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and [[Kearney]] are still locked in the school's utility closet, Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie rush over to the school with a bunch of mountain bikes]''
 :'''Principal Skinner:''' We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughs nervously]''
-:'''Willie:''' ''[laughs]'' What if they're dead, sir?
+:'''[[Willie]]:''' ''[laughs]'' What if they're dead, sir?
 :'''Principal Skinnger:''' Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
@@ Line 98: / Line 90: @@
 :'''Nelson:''' Imagine...a school out there with no bullies.
-:'''Jimbo:''' Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
+:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
 :'''Nelson:''' I can't take it!
 ----
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Front|Marge in Chains}}
-'''Evil Homer''': ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
+:'''Evil Homer:''' ''[singing conga-style]'' "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
 ----
-'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal {{Ch|Richard Nixon}} goes after another deadly hiss."
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]::''' "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal {{Ch|Richard Nixon}} goes after another deadly hiss."
 ''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]''
-'''Nixon:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
+:'''Nixon::''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
 ----
-'''Lisa''': How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
+:'''Lisa:''' How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
-'''Grampa''': I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
+:'''Grampa:''' I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.
 ----
-'''Lisa''': If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
+:'''Lisa:''' If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
-'''Bart''': According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.
+:'''Bart:''' According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.
 ----
-'''Barney''': ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
+:'''Barney:''' ''[whacking invisible snakes]'' Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
-'''Lenny''': You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
+:'''Lenny:''' You gettin' ready for Whacking Day?
-'''Barney''': What's Whacking Day?
+:'''Barney:''' What's Whacking Day?
 ----
-'''Ralph''': What's a battle?
+:'''Ralph:''' What's a battle?
-'''Principal Skinner''': Hahahaha, let's go.
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' Hahahaha, let's go.
-'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Did that boy say what's a battle?
+:'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Did that boy say what's a battle?
-'''Principal Skinner''': No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
-'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Hmm, it sounded like battle.
+:'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Hmm, it sounded like battle.
-'''Principal Skinner''': I've had a cold, so...
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' I've had a cold, so...
-'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Oh so you hear r's as b's?
+:'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Oh so you hear r's as b's?
 ----
-'''Reverend Lovejoy''': (reading from the Bible) And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. (Long pause) So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
+:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' (reading from the Bible) And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. (Long pause) So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
-'''Lisa''': Lemme see that.
+:'''Lisa:''' Lemme see that.
-'''Reverend Lovejoy''': (puts the bible behind him) Mmmmmmm, no.
+:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' (puts the bible behind him) Mmmmmmm, no.
 ----
-'''Bart''': Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
+:'''Bart:''' Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
-'''Old Irishman''': 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
+:'''Old Irishman:''' 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
 ----
-'''Nelson''': I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
+:'''Nelson:''' I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
-'''Milhouse''': Yes, sir.
+:'''Milhouse:''' Yes, sir.
 ----
-'''Choir''': Oh Whacking Day!
+:'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
 Oh Whacking Day!
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
-'''Boy''': We’ll break their backs
+:'''Boy:''' We’ll break their backs
 Gouge out their eyes
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 Their evil hearts we’ll pulverize!
-'''Choir''': Oh Whacking Day!
+:'''Choir:''' Oh Whacking Day!
 Oh Whacking Day!
@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 May God bestow His grace on thee.
 ----
-'''Homer''': Hey, kids, how was school?
+:'''Homer:''' Hey, kids, how was school?
-'''Lisa''': I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
+:'''Lisa:''' I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
-'''Bart''': I got expelled.
+:'''Bart:''' I got expelled.
-'''Homer''': That's my boy! [sips his Duff beer] Mmm... beer... [realizes] What!?
+:'''Homer:''' That's my boy! [sips his Duff beer] Mmm... beer... [realizes] What!?
 ----
-'''Marge''': Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine." It's a book I read as a girl.
+:'''Marge:''' Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of "Johnny Tremaine." It's a book I read as a girl.
-'''Bart''': A book!? Pfffft.
+:'''Bart:''' A book!? Pfffft.
-'''Marge''': I think you might like this. It's about a boy who goes to war. His hand is deformed in an accident.
+:'''Marge:''' I think you might like this. It's about a boy who goes to war. His hand is deformed in an accident.
-'''Bart''': Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"?
+:'''Bart:''' Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"?
 ----
 [after realizing that Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney are still locked in the school's utility closet, Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie rush over to the school with a bunch of mountain bikes]
-'''Principal Skinner''': We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughes nervously]''
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' We give them their bikes, no one sues. ''[laughes nervously]''
-'''Willie''': ''[laughes]'' What if they're dead, sir?
+:'''Willie:''' ''[laughes]'' What if they're dead, sir?
-'''Principal Skinnger''': Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
+:'''Principal Skinnger:''' Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
-:'''Wille''': Freedom! ''[laughes, then under his breath]'' Yeah, I'll turn you in at the first toll booth.
+::'''Wille:''' Freedom! ''[laughes, then under his breath]'' Yeah, I'll turn you in at the first toll booth.
 ----
-'''Nelson''': Imagine...a school out there with no bullies.
+:'''Nelson:''' Imagine...a school out there with no bullies.
-'''Jimbo''': Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
+:'''Jimbo:''' Science geeks not getting beat up. Kids using their lunch money for food.
-'''Nelson''': I can't take it!
+:'''Nelson:''' I can't take it!
 ----
 {{Season 4|Q}}