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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Noncanon}} {{Song |name = &quot;Welcome to the Club&quot; |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Welcome_to_the_Club_(song).png" title="File:Welcome to the Club (song).png">250px</a> |singers = <a href="/wiki/Dawnn_Lewis" title="Dawnn Lewis">Dawnn Lewis</a>&lt;br&gt;<a href="/wiki/Kevin_Michael_Richardson" title="Kevin Michael Richardson">Kevin Michael Richardson</a>&lt;br&gt;Tress...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Noncanon}}<br /> {{Song<br /> |name = &quot;Welcome to the Club&quot;<br /> |image = [[File:Welcome to the Club (song).png|250px]]<br /> |singers = [[Dawnn Lewis]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kevin Michael Richardson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tress MacNeille]]&lt;br&gt;[[Yeardley Smith]]&lt;br&gt;[[Chris Edgerly]]<br /> |characters = [[Ursula]]&lt;br&gt;[[Captain Hook]]&lt;br&gt;[[Cruella de Vil]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kaa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Lisa Simpson]]&lt;br&gt;Disney Villains&lt;br&gt;Disney Princes<br /> |length = 1:18<br /> |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]&lt;br&gt;'''Lyrics:''' [[J. Stewart Burns]], [[Joel H. Cohen]], [[Al Jean]], [[Christine Nangle]], and [[Loni Steele Sosthand]]<br /> |album = <br /> |appearance = ''[[Welcome to the Club]]''<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;Welcome to the Club&quot;''' is a song performed by Disney villains, Disney princes, and [[Lisa]].<br /> <br /> == Lyrics ==<br /> :'''[[Ursula]]:'''<br /> :Who wants to be a pretty girl,<br /> :In a fancy dress?<br /> :When you could be an octopus,<br /> :Who makes a mess.<br /> <br /> :'''[[Captain Hook]]:'''<br /> :That sap [[Prince Charming]],<br /> :He's such a schnook.<br /> :Ladies prefer,<br /> :A man with a hook.<br /> <br /> :'''Prince Charming:'''<br /> :''Not the face! Not the face! Thank you.''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Cruella de Vil]]:'''<br /> :You don't get an invitation,<br /> :So create a conflagration.<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa:'''<br /> :''Seems a little extreme.''<br /> <br /> :'''[[Kaa]]:'''<br /> :When your brother wrecks your toys,<br /> :You can slice the heads off boys.<br /> <br /> :'''[[Bart]]:'''<br /> :''Cool!''<br /> <br /> :'''Lisa:'''<br /> :But don't you villains always die?<br /> <br /> :'''[[Queen of Hearts]]:'''<br /> :''Depressing kid.''<br /> <br /> :'''Ursula:'''<br /> :It beats living happily-ever-after,<br /> :With some boring guy.<br /> <br /> :'''Cruella de Vil:'''<br /> :Bring on the princes.<br /> <br /> :'''Princes:'''<br /> :We are predictable,<br /> :Dull as linen.<br /> :We seem to kiss unconscious women.<br /> <br /> :Same white teeth,<br /> :Same fluffy hair.<br /> :Big strapping chests,<br /> :But nothing up there.<br /> <br /> :We seem super handsome,<br /> :But here are the facts.<br /> :When we come on-screen,<br /> :Kids leave to get snacks.<br /> <br /> :We'll screw up the world's affairs.<br /> :You stay home and crank out heirs.<br /> :Life with me will not be easy.<br /> :You're better off with [[Doc]] and [[Sneezy]].<br /> <br /> == Appearances ==<br /> *{{spec|Welcome to the Club}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Non-canon songs]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Lisa]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Dawnn Lewis]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Kevin Michael Richardson]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]<br /> [[Category:Songs by Chris Edgerly]]</div>

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