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‎Lyrics

Jasonbres at 22:24, February 10, 2010

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'''Welcome to Moe's''' is a song sung by [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Moe]] in the episode [[Mommie Beerest]]. The music was composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]]. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].

==Lyrics==
:'''Marge''':
:''Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive.''

:'''Moe''':
:''Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness.''

:(''patrons groan'')

:'''Marge''':
:''Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.''

:'''Moe''':
:''Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts, Suzy Qs, or facemacer.''

:'''Marge''':
:''I had a feeling you'd say that. So I prepared something that might help you change your tune.''

:This place is a diamond,
:But it's trapped in the rough.

:'''Moe''':
:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
:So enough of your guff.

:'''Marge''':
:Here's my new idea
:To sell both beer and grub:
:We will turn this filthy dive
:Into a proper old-time British pub.

:'''Moe''':
:''A British bar?''

:'''Bart and Lisa''':
:(''to the tune of "Rule Brittania'')
:Guards and meat pies,
:And lager in pint glasses.
:What a classy way
:To get drunk off your asses!

:'''Moe''':
:''Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!''

:'''All''':
:In song!

:'''Moe''':
:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
:So why don't we all--
:''Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.''

[[Category:Songs]]

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 |singers = [[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]
 |characters = [[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]
-|length = 0:42
+|length = '''Episode:''' 0:42<br>'''Album:''' 1:17
 |writer = '''Lyrics:''' [[Michael Price]]<br>'''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]
 |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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 == Lyrics ==
 :'''Marge:'''
 :This place is a diamond,
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 :'''Moe:'''
-:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
+:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's",
 :So enough of your guff.
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 :'''Bart and Lisa:'''
-:(''to the tune of "Rule Brittania"'')
+:''[to the tune of "Rule Brittania"]''
 :Darts and meat pies,
 :And lager in pint glasses.
@@ Line 38: / Line 39: @@
 :'''Moe:'''
-:''Hey, hold the phone!  An English pub!  That just might work!''
+:''Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!''
 :'''All:'''
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 :'''Moe:'''
-:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
+:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish,
 :So why don't we all--
 :''Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.''
 == Behind the Laughter ==
-The music was composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]]. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
+It is the twenty-fifth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. Part of the song is set to the tune of "{{W|Rule, Britannia!}}" by {{W|Thomas Arne}}.
 == Appearances ==
 *{{ep|Mommie Beerest}}
 [[Category:Songs by Marge]]
 [[Category:Songs by Moe]]

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 == Lyrics ==
 :This place is a diamond,
 :But it's trapped in the rough.
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 [[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 [[Category:Songs by Lisa]]

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	[[Category:Songs]]		[[Category:Songs]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Moe]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
		+	[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]

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 :But it's trapped in the rough.
-:'''Moe''':
+:'''Moe:'''
 :Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
 :So enough of your guff.
-:'''Marge''':
+:'''Marge:'''
 :Here's my new idea
 :To sell both beer and grub:
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 :Into a proper old-time British pub.
-:'''Moe''':
+:'''Moe:'''
 :''A British bar?''
-:'''Bart and Lisa''':
+:'''Bart and Lisa:'''
 :(''to the tune of "Rule Brittania"'')
 :Darts and meat pies,
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 :To get drunk off your asses!
-:'''Moe''':
+:'''Moe:'''
 :''Hey, hold the phone!  An English pub!  That just might work!''
-:'''All''':
+:'''All:'''
 :In song!
-:'''Moe''':
+:'''Moe:'''
 :Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
 :So why don't we all--

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-'''Welcome to Moe's''' is a song sung by [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Moe]] in the episode [[Mommie Beerest]].  The music was composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]].  It is the twenty-fifth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
+{{Song
-==Lyrics==
+'''"Welcome to Moe's"''' is a song sung by [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Moe]] when Marge was convincing Moe to change his bar into a British pub.
 :This place is a diamond,
 :But it's trapped in the rough.
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 :So why don't we all--
 :''Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.''
 [[Category:Songs]]