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:'''Ned Flanders''': Hi-diddly-ho, Homer.
:'''Homer''': Oh my God! This dude does the best Flanders!
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:'''Homer''': Oops, I thought this was the can, man. Hahahahahahah.
:'''Mr Burns''': Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
:'''Homer''': You just said it! (Homer starts laughing)
:'''Mr Burns''': Hehehe, well if you like that, listen to this. Working hard, or hardly working?
(Homer laughs even harder)
----
:'''Homer''': Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
:'''Ned''': Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
:'''Homer''': Now you know what I've been going through.
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:'''Marge''': Hello…
:'''Homer''': Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
:'''Marge''': Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
:'''Homer''': Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
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:'''Homer''': Oh no, we killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!

{{Season 13 Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hidilly-hey, Homer!
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]].
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[Wiggum]].
 {{qf|Ned}} ''[chuckles nervously]'' Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?"
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs uncontrollably]''
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]], you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
-{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me...
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me...
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[touches Burns' face]'' You're covered with a very fine fuzz.
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 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died.
-:''[Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh]''
+:''[Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh.]''
 {{qf|Moe}} I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Blame It on Lisa|Gump Roast}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself a scarecrow.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself a scarecrow.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Say doctor, can you do something about my searing pain?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Say doctor, can you do something about my searing pain?
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Well, there is a medication, although it's a little... controversial.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, there is a medication, although it's a little... controversial.
-:'''Homer:''' Does it go in the butt?
+{{qf|Homer}} Does it go in the butt?
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' I'm talkin' about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot. Texas T-H-C.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I'm talkin' about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot. Texas T-H-C.
-:'''Homer:''' Look, man. I don't do drugs.
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, man. I don't do drugs.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic.
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-:'''Homer:''' For me, the sixties ended that day in nineteen seventy-eight.
+{{qf|Homer}} For me, the sixties ended that day in nineteen seventy-eight.
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-:'''Homer:''' Okay, let's see: "Toke as needed. Caution: objects may appear more edible than they actually are."
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, let's see: "Toke as needed. Caution: objects may appear more edible than they actually are."
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-:'''Marge:''' ''[on phone]'' Hello?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[on phone]'' Hello?
-:'''Homer:''' Marge, I just realized: I am the "ow" in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I just realized: I am the "ow" in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...
-:'''Marge:''' Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Hang on, I've got call waiting. ''[click]'' Hello?
+{{qf|Marge}} Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Hang on, I've got call waiting. ''[click]'' Hello?
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, it's me. I got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, it's me. I got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
-:'''Marge:''' Hmmmm.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hmmmm.
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-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Hidilly-hey, Homer!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hidilly-hey, Homer!
-:'''Homer:''' Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]].
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]].
-:'''Ned:''' ''[chuckles nervously]'' Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned.
+{{qf|Ned}} ''[chuckles nervously]'' Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?"
-:'''Ned:''' Well, sir, of course He could... but then again... Wow, as melon-scratchers go, that's a honey-doodle.
+{{qf|Ned}} Well, sir, of course He could... but then again... Wow, as melon-scratchers go, that's a honey-doodle.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Oops! I thought this was the can, man. ''[giggles]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Oops! I thought this was the can, man. ''[giggles]''
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, you're a Happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Well, you're a Happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
-:'''Homer:''' You just said it! ''[laughs hard]''
+{{qf|Homer}} You just said it! ''[laughs hard]''
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
-:'''Homer:''' ''[laughs uncontrollably]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs uncontrollably]''
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]], you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]], you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
-:'''Smithers:''' Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me...
+{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me...
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[touches Burns' face]'' You're covered with a very fine fuzz.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[touches Burns' face]'' You're covered with a very fine fuzz.
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, it's over. I want you to look at your children and promise them you will never do drugs again.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, it's over. I want you to look at your children and promise them you will never do drugs again.
-:'''Homer:''' All right. I'll do it for my kids.
+{{qf|Homer}} All right. I'll do it for my kids.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' As long as you're doin' things for me, would you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} As long as you're doin' things for me, would you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house.
-:'''Homer:''' Never!
+{{qf|Homer}} Never!
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Look, I, I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobacky.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Look, I, I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobacky.
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died.
 :''[Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh]''
-:'''Moe:''' I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral.
+{{qf|Moe}} I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' It's been three days. And my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's been three days. And my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.
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-:'''Homer:''' Oh, man. Oh, man. We killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, man. Oh, man. We killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad.
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-:'''[[Bill Clinton]]:''' So when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country, I say it depends on what the meaning of "was" is, jerk. You owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Goodnight, everybody!
+{{qf|[[Bill Clinton]]}} So when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country, I say it depends on what the meaning of "was" is, jerk. You owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Goodnight, everybody!
-:'''Homer:''' Bill Clinton, everyone! He's [[Jimmy Carter]] with a Fox attitude.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bill Clinton, everyone! He's [[Jimmy Carter]] with a Fox attitude.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

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 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, you're a Happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
 :'''Homer:''' You just said it! ''[laughs hard]''
-:'''Mr. Burns:'' Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
 :'''Homer:''' ''[laughs uncontrollably]''
 :'''Mr. Burns:''' [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]], you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|season=13|number=285|Blame It on Lisa|Gump Roast}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Blame It on Lisa|Gump Roast}}
-:'''Ned Flanders''': Hi-diddly-ho, Homer.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself a scarecrow.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Oops, I thought this was the can, man. Hahahahahahah.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Say doctor, can you do something about my searing pain?
-:'''Mr Burns''': Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
+:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Well, there is a medication, although it's a little... controversial.
-:'''Homer''': You just said it! (Homer starts laughing)
+:'''Homer:''' Does it go in the butt?
-:'''Mr Burns''': Hehehe, well if you like that, listen to this. Working hard, or hardly working?
+:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' I'm talkin' about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot. Texas T-H-C.
-(Homer laughs even harder)
+:'''Homer:''' Look, man. I don't do drugs.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
+:'''Homer:''' For me, the sixties ended that day in nineteen seventy-eight.
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-:'''Homer''': And... Otto backwards... Is Otto!
+:'''Homer:''' Okay, let's see: "Toke as needed. Caution: objects may appear more edible than they actually are."
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-:'''Marge''': Hello…
+:'''Marge:''' ''[on phone]'' Hello?
-:'''Homer''': Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
+:'''Homer:''' Marge, I just realized: I am the "ow" in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...
-:'''Marge''': Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
+:'''Marge:''' Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Hang on, I've got call waiting. ''[click]'' Hello?
-:'''Homer''': Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
+:'''Homer:''' Hey, it's me. I got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
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-:'''Homer''': Oh no, we killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so angry!
+:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Hidilly-hey, Homer!
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 :'''Ned''': Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
 :'''Homer''': Now you know what I've been going through.
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 :'''Marge''': Hello…