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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Hey, fellas, whatcha doin&#039;? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kearney_Zzyzwicz" title="Kearney Zzyzwicz">Kearney Zzyzwicz</a>}} Just waiting... {{qf|Bart}} Waiting for what? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Jimbo_Jones" title="Jimbo Jones">Jimbo Jones</a>}} Waiting for a nerd!...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, fellas, whatcha doin'?<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Just waiting...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Waiting for what?<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Waiting for a nerd!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} A very well-executed wedgie, gentlemen.<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Five point one seconds. That's a new record!<br /> {{qf|Kearney}} I told you, it's all in the lift.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} B-but Bart, aren't they gonna know it's me and not a real bodyguard?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} It's all in the attitude, Milhouse.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey, will you guys tell Ms. Krabappel we'll be late for class?<br /> {{qf|Kearney}} Yeah, we'll tell her you got hung up. Haw-haw-haw!<br /> {{qf|Dolph}} Yeah, by your underwear!<br /> {{qf|Jimbo}} Do you even know what irony means, dude?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} In all my years as principal, I have never witnessed such an egregious display of... Poor janitorial skills! Why, in the Navy you would be hung from the mizzenmast! Now, swab this latrine until it sparkles, Willie!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Perhaps I was too stern in my criticism. From up here I see you are a fine custodian… Willie! Willie!!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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