Weapons of Mass Attraction - Revision history

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Weapons of Mass Attraction |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} |requirements = Act 3 |characters = Larry Kidkill, Homer, {{TOC..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Weapons of Mass Attraction
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}}
|requirements = Act 3
|characters = [[Larry Kidkill]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|Take the Monkey and Run|3}}
|next = [[Hibbert's Rejects]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Weapons of Mass Attraction''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting Act 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No business can keep up with this town's short attention span.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps an idea I've been Frankensteining around could help.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Hear Dr. Hibbert Out|4 hours|[[Springfield Zoo Entrance]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Create new species entirely? Have you gone mad?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|No worries. Mad won't come until later.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|You think creating new monsters… I mean animals will bring in more guests?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|But if you theoretically made them scarier, that just might work.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Alright, I'll take your speculating out loud as a full endorsement.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Place [[Warmongers]]|4 hours}}<br>{{Task|Place [[Animal Habitat Wall (Big)]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've never said this in my life before, but things are getting too weird for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm out of the animal-wrangling business.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Capturing them's no fun when you just cook them up in a lab.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* That’s an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[Mad Dr. Hibbert]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols|4 hours|[[Springfield Zoo Entrance]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Run! The hyena sharks have escaped!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}
{{TB|Aah! Jaws with paws!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated…}}
{{Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|You've really lost it, haven't you, Doc?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Submit His DNA|4 hours|[[Springfield Zoo Entrance]]}}<br>{{Task|Unlock [[Teenage Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|Young Homer, what crosses your mind when you think "zoo"?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Nothing yet. My mind is still growing in a petri dish.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's no use. We just can't draw the crowds like zoos used to.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Kidkill, you don't need new animals to win the crowds. If anything, you need less new things.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? How can less be best?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|By operating with a lower budget this place can exist for decades. Cheap is Springfield's modus operandi.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Tone Down Animal Creation Funds|4 hours|[[Springfield Zoo Entrance]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Enjoy a Cheaper Zoo|4 hours|[[The Emu Experience]], [[Big Cat Country]], [[Great Plains]], [[Baboon County, USA]], or [[Warmongers]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See, this is perfect! Now the zoo is here to stay.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Until I accidentally blow things up again.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
 {{TB|Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{ADNA|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Weapons of Mass Attraction
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Moe's Ark Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}}
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 |characters = [[Larry Kidkill]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional =
 |previous = {{TOQP|Take the Monkey and Run|3}}
 |next = [[Hibbert's Rejects]]
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After starting Act 3|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon|Annoyed}}

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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon}}
-{{TB|You think creating new monsters… I mean animals will bring in more guests?}}
+{{TB|You think creating new monsters... I mean animals will bring in more guests?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 {{TB|I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies.}}
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 {{TB|Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* That’s an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} That's an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Unlock [[Mad Dr. Hibbert]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols|4 hours|[[Springfield Zoo Entrance]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Surprised}}
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 {{TB|There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
-{{TB|When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated…}}
+{{TB|When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 {{TB|Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state.}}

Weapons of Mass Attraction - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 5 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 21:40, May 10, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ', … → ... (2), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Weapons of Mass Attraction |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} |requirements = Act 3 |characters = Larry Kidkill, Homer, {{TOC..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ', … → ... (2), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}