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SolarBot: replaced: Waylon Smithers → Waylon Smithers, Jr.

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Nick97 at 20:31, August 22, 2012

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 {{qf|Homer}} I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, {{W|five o'clock shadow}} made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
-{{qf|[[Cora|Waitress]]}} How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
+{{qf|{{ap|Cora|waitress}}}} How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
 :''[Homer looks excited.]''
-{{qf|Waitress}} I was kidding.
+{{qf|WCora}} I was kidding.
 {{qf|Homer}} Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
-{{qf|Waitress}} No he doesn't! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/dohwhere8.mp3 audio clip]''
+{{qf|Cora}} No he doesn't!
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 :''[Inside Homer's head.]''

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 :''[Everyone groans as the plane makes a U-turn and takes off again.]''
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-{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} How much for this {{w|estrogen}}?
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} How much for this {{W|estrogen}}?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} But that's a female replacement hormone.
 {{qf|Smithers}} Uh-huh, it's for a friend who's trapped in the body of another friend.

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 {{qf|Stavros}} This is frying pan!
 {{qf|Homer}} Leave your ass, Homer. Leave your ass.
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{qf|Stavros}} This is frying pan!
 {{qf|Homer}} Leave your ass, Homer. Leave your ass.
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{Cleanup}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Paternity Coot|My Fair Laddy}}
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} '''''D'OHHHHHH!''''' (after hearing that Bart can only travel to Oregon via car)
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} '''''D'OHHHHHH!''''' ''[after hearing that Bart can only travel to [[Oregon]] via car]''
-:''[D'oh echoes to Moe's]''
+:''[D'oh echoes to Moe's.]''
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Oh, dang, Homer ain't comin'.
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Haw, haw!
 {{qf|Carl}} And Nelson saw something funny! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/dohwhere6.mp3 audio clip]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} Did you know that in Massachusetts it's legal for a guy to marry his son?
+{{qf|Homer}} Did you know that in [[Massachusetts]] it's legal for a guy to marry his son?
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well Maggie, I always knew it would someday boil down to just you and me; I'll look for work in the morning.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well [[Maggie]], I always knew it would someday boil down to just you and me; I'll look for work in the morning.
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-{{qf|Pilot (over PA)}} Welcome to Atlanta. Please keep your seat belt on until we've come to a complete stop.
+{{qf|Pilot}} ''[over PA]'' Welcome to [[Atlanta]]. Please keep your seat belt on until we've come to a complete stop.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No one tells Bart Simpson what to do! ''[unbuckles seat belt, which sets off an alarm]''
-{{qf|Pilot (over PA)}} Thanks a lot, Row 33 C! Now we have to fly back to [[Minneapolis]] and I'm very tired!
+{{qf|Pilot}} ''[over PA]'' Thanks a lot, row 33 C! Now we have to fly back to [[Minneapolis]] and I'm very tired!
-:''[everyone groans as the plane makes a U-turn and takes off again]''
+:''[Everyone groans as the plane makes a U-turn and takes off again.]''
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-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]}} How much for this {{w|estrogen}}?
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} How much for this {{w|estrogen}}?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} But that's a female replacement hormone.
 {{qf|Smithers}} Uh-huh, it's for a friend who's trapped in the body of another friend.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, {{W|five o'clock shadow}} made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
 {{qf|[[Cora|Waitress]]}} How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
-:''[Homer looks excited]''
+:''[Homer looks excited.]''
 {{qf|Waitress}} I was kidding.
 {{qf|Homer}} Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
 {{qf|Waitress}} No he doesn't! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/dohwhere8.mp3 audio clip]''
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-:''[inside Homer's head]''
+:''[Inside Homer's head.]''
 {{qf|Fun Homer}} Aw, Come on, Serious Homer, lemme out! We can get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs!
 {{qf|Serious Homer}} ''[whacks Fun Homer with his gun]'' I'll kill you, the way I killed Intellectual Homer!
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 {{qf|Atkins}} Get out! I'm in 502! Hey, do you guys have any ice buckets down there?
 {{qf|Chalmers}} No, we've been using shower caps. ''[Skinner turns off the TV]'' Skinner!
-{{qf|Homer}} (Homer and Bart laugh) You made that TV show really mad.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Homer and Bart laugh]'' You made that TV show really mad.
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 {{qf|Carl}} But why you being so generous? You're usually so stingy and rat like.
-{{qf|Moe}} Yeah well you remember that time I tried to hang myself and the rope broke? Well, I sued the rope company and I got a huge settlement...and a new rope!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah well you remember that time I tried to hang myself and the rope broke? Well, I sued the rope company and I got a huge settlement... and a new rope!
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-:''[Homer's car is just hanging over a cliff]''
+:''[Homer's car is just hanging over a cliff.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} If I help you, what are you gonna do to me?
 {{qf|Homer}} Shower you with love, because this experience has taught me just how precious you are. ''[Bart pushes the car down]'' I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! ''[Bart moves the car up, threatening to send Homer over the cliff]'' Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that; we have a special friendship. ''[car down]'' I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm gonna bury you in a shallow grave! Then I'll dig you up and kill you again! That's the beauty of a shallow grave!! ''[car up]'' You sweet little angel, I'm ''[car down]'' gonna rip your head off and spit''[car up]'' down your adorable little neck, ''[car down]'' because I wanna smash your stupid head! ''[car up]'' I love you; we'll go on a fishing trip. ''[car down]'' But first, I'm gonna put you on a saw mill and punch your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do! ''[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/dohwhere10.mp3 audio clip]''
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-{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Uh, I'm here for the, um...yard sale.
+{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Uh, I'm here for the, um... yard sale.
 {{qf|Marge}} But that was yesterday.
 {{qf|Jimbo}} No, I mean the "yard sale".
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 {{qf|Marge}} Well, maybe someone else can help you, because I'm not a drug grocer. ''[closes door, then hears knocking]'' Oh, I'm out of drugs! See how much money I've made! ''[sees Chief Wiggum at the door]'' ''[gasp]'' Chief Wiggum! Uh, are you still with the police department?
 {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Save it, Ma Peddle!
-{{qf|Lou}} "Ma Peddle"?
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} "Ma Peddle"?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} It's a reference to {{W|Ma and Pa Kettle|Ma Kettle}}, the popular movie character from the 1940s.
 {{qf|Lou}} If you have to explain it, it's not good, Chief.
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 {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm gonna have a light breakfast.
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-{{qf|[[Ralph]] (after steam engulfs the band room)}} I have two kinds of wet in my pants.
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} ''[after steam engulfs the band room]'' I have two kinds of wet in my pants.
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-{{qf|Bart (to the restaurant shef)}} Hey Stavros, there's a guy in your bathroom trying to dine and dash.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[to the restaurant shef]'' Hey Stavros, there's a guy in your bathroom trying to dine and dash.
 {{qf|[[Stavros]]}} What?! No one dashy-dine on Stavros!
 :''[Bart runs outside and past the bathroom window. Homer tries to climb out the window to chase him, but he gets stuck.]''
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 {{qf|Stavros}} This is frying pan!
 {{qf|Homer}} Leave your ass, Homer. Leave your ass.
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 {{Season 17|Q}}

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-'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' How much for this {{w|estrogen}}?
+'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]:''' How much for this {{w|estrogen}}?
 '''Marge:''' But that's a female replacement hormone.

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 '''[[Stavros]]:''' What?! No one dashy-dine on Stavros!
-[Bart runs outside and past the bathroom window, where Homer is stuck]
+[Bart runs outside and past the bathroom window. Homer tries to climb out the window to chase him, but he gets stuck.]
 '''Homer:''' Why you little!... I'm stuck! Somebody's hitting my ass with a thing!