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{{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} What time does {{Ch|Joan Rivers}} come on?
{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} She doesn't. This is a church, and it's not your church.
{{qf|Old Jewish man}} New Testament? Oy-yoi-yoi, when did this happen?
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{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Peace be with you.
{{qf|Congregation}} And also with you.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Oh, you can do better than that.
{{qf|Congregation}} We can, but we don't want to.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} I can't hear you.
{{qf|Congregation}} You clearly can.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You're going the wrong way!
{{qf|[[Bode Wright]]}} No, I-I want to go this way. I love God.
{{qf|Homer}} If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Uh, I'm here for the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. It's usually me, [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Kent Brockman]]. But don't tell anyone.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Downstairs to the right.
{{qf|Krusty}} Also, [[Lunchlady Dora]], [[King Toot]], and a man I'll identify as Disco S.
{{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Disco S is quite a mess.
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{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} "B" 15. "B" as in Balthazar.
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Did he say Galthazar?
{{qf|Agnes}} Gingo!
{{qf|[[Gingo]]}} Gingo take you to bathroom.
{{qf|Agnes}} I don't want to go.
{{qf|Gingo}} Hey, this no picnic for Gingo either.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} For the first time ever, I don't feel alone. Life is worth living. ''[to Louie]'' Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Yeah, well, I said too late.
{{qf|Moe}} Can't you just charge me a stalking fee?
{{qf|Louie}} Okay, 40%. And you can only cancel on the app.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Three cheers for Reverend Lovejoy.
{{qf|Homer}} Stupid Flanders.
{{qf|Congregation}} ''[chanting]'' Stupid Flanders! Stupid Flanders!
{{qf|Homer}} I love church.
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{{qf|Bode Wright}} There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell. They say Hell is a long table like this, full of food, but everybody's starving because they have these long chopsticks, like pool cues, and they can't bring the food to their mouths.
{{qf|Homer}} This is the worst Year of the Ox ever.
{{qf|Bode Wright}} But in the proverb, Heaven is the exact same table, same food, same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat because they're feeding each other.
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{{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Did you know Bode has 22,000 [[YouTube]] subscribers? Our church could go viral.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Ugh. Close window.
{{qf|Helen}} You just subscribed.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} What? No.
{{qf|Helen}} ''[chuckles]'' Now you gave him a thumbs-up.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Stop telling me what I just did.
{{qf|Helen}} You just gave him an eggplant emoji.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Well, at least that can't be misconstrued.
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{{qf|Homer}} But Marge always told me communication is bad for a marriage.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I said it was good.
{{qf|Homer}} You said what was good?

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 {{qf|Gingo}} Hey, this no picnic for Gingo either.
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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} For the first time ever, I don't feel alone. Life is worth living. ''[to Louie]''  Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} For the first time ever, I don't feel alone. Life is worth living. ''[to Louie]'' Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
 {{qf|[[Louie]]}} Yeah, well, I said too late.
 {{qf|Moe}} Can't you just charge me a stalking fee?

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 {{qf|Bode Wright}} There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell. They say Hell is a long table like this, full of food, but everybody's starving because they have these long chopsticks, like pool cues, and they can't bring the food to their mouths.
 {{qf|Homer}} This is the worst Year of the Ox ever.
-{{qf|Bode Wright}} But in the proverb, Heaven is exactly the same table, same food, same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat because they're feeding each other.
+{{qf|Bode Wright}} But in the proverb, Heaven is the exact same table, same food, same long chopsticks, but everybody's happy and fat because they're feeding each other.
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 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Did you know Bode has 22,000 [[YouTube]] subscribers? Our church could go viral.