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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Walk Like an Egyptian
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements = Act 2
|characters = [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]], [[Ned]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|It's About Time|6}}
|next = [[The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1]]<br>[[Mayan Botany]]<br>[[Come on Baby Light My Pyre]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Walk Like an Egyptian''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I've never felt more at home.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pharaoh}}
{{TB|Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pharaoh}}
{{TB|You don't elect a Pharaoh!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Do Manual Labor|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pharaoh}}
{{TB|Back to work!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say!}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|In the world I come from, we get PAID to work.}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sow Insurrection|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What? But Ra isn't the one true God!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|He says He is.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Stare at the Sun|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Be Horrified|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, great! What is “unionize"?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Lead a Strike|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Overthrow Pharaoh|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
{{TB|We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Er, yeah. About that…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're right. Deep down, I know it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Stare at the Sun|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, what have you done to yourself?}}
{{Tapped Out Future Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the song "{{W|Walk Like an Egyptian}}" by {{W|the Bangles}}.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Time Traveling Toaster}}

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 |characters = [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]], [[Ned]]
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 |previous = {{TOQP|It's About Time|6}}
 |next = [[The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1]]<br>[[Mayan Botany]]<br>[[Come on Baby Light My Pyre]]
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
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 {{TB|You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

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 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
 {{TB|Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.}}
-{{Tapped Out Pharaoh Artie Ziff Icon}}
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 {{TB|Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.}}
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 {{TB|The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!}}
 {{Tapped Out Pharaoh Guard Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, great! What is “unionize"?}}
+{{TB|Okay, great! What is "unionize"?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.}}
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 {{TB|We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
-{{TB|Er, yeah. About that…}}
+{{TB|Er, yeah. About that...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Papyrus|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}