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 == Synopsis ==
-{{Desc|After discovering a [[Springfield Junipers Golf Club|golf club]] in the middle of [[Springfield|town]], [[Bart]] becomes a successful [[golf]] caddy. But [[Marge]] worries that the money he is earning is changing him as a person.}}
+{{Synopsis|After discovering a [[Springfield Junipers Golf Club|golf club]] in the middle of [[Springfield|town]], [[Bart]] becomes a successful [[golf]] caddy. But [[Marge]] worries that the money he is earning is changing him as a person.}}
 == Plot ==

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-'''"Wad Goals"''' is the thirteenth episode of [[season 32]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the six-hundred and ninety-seventh episode overall. It originally aired on February 28, 2021. The episode was written by [[Brian Kelley]] and directed by [[Michael Polcino]]. It guest stars [[Stephen Root]] as [[Bildorf]].
+'''"Wad Goals"''' is the thirteenth episode of [[Season 32|broadcast season 32]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the six-hundred and ninety-seventh episode overall. It originally aired on February 28, 2021. The episode was written by [[Brian Kelley]] and directed by [[Michael Polcino]]. It guest stars [[Stephen Root]] as [[Bildorf]].
 "Wad Goals" was dedicated in memory of writer and producer [[Marc Wilmore]], who died on January 30.

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 == Synopsis ==
-{{Desc|[[Bart]] becomes a successful [[Golf|caddy]], but [[Marge]] worries it is ruining his character.}}
+{{Desc|After discovering a [[Springfield Junipers Golf Club|golf club]] in the middle of [[Springfield|town]], [[Bart]] becomes a successful [[golf]] caddy. But [[Marge]] worries that the money he is earning is changing him as a person.}}
 == Plot ==
-[[Ralph]] is guiding a parade in the center of town, but it's just his fantasy. Mr. Rum-Ta-Tum, a flying bear, guides him in a bush, where he finds a secret, a big playground. In the last day of school, he guides the other kids to it to discover the secrets behind it, and they enter by hiding in it with their backs turned to the street.
+[[Ralph]] is guiding a parade in the center of town, but it's just his fantasy. Mr. Rum-Ta-Tum, a flying bear, guides him into a bush where he finds a secret—a large playground. On the last day of school, he leads the other kids to it to uncover its secrets, and they enter by hiding inside with their backs turned to the street.
-They discover a big [[golf]] [[Springfield Junipers Golf Club|club]] in the middle of the city, and [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] find [[Jimbo]] getting money by working as caddy for [[Dr. Hibbert]], so they ask [[Raphael]] to work as caddies too. Bart gets assigned to [[Kent Brockman]], while Milhouse to [[Mr. Burns]].
+They discover a large [[golf]] [[Springfield Junipers Golf Club|club]] in the middle of the city, and [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] find [[Jimbo]] earning money working as a caddy for [[Dr. Hibbert]]. They ask [[Raphael]] for work as caddies too. Bart is assigned to [[Kent Brockman]], while Milhouse is assigned to [[Mr. Burns]].
-Bart starts conquering Kent, while Milhouse does a bad job, scaring Burns on his shot, making him miss by a mile. Bart keeps working and ranking up lots of money, more than his [[Homer|father]], that is faking his wad of money with no static dryer sheets.
+Bart starts winning Kent over, while Milhouse does a poor job, scaring Burns during his shot and making him miss by a mile. Bart continues working and racks up more money than his [[Homer|father]], who fakes his own wad of cash using dryer sheets.
-[[Marge]] takes [[Maggie]] to watch him work, and sees the change in him, sucking up to people for money, including her. At the [[Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor]], he offers them ice cream, after telling the story of how he gained $50 and also tips the parlor workers, while Marge angrily exits the parlor, telling Homer her concerns, that disagrees.
+[[Marge]] takes [[Maggie]] to watch Bart work and sees how he has changed—sucking up to people for money, including her. At [[Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor]], Bart offers them ice cream after telling the story of how he earned $50, and even tips the parlor workers. Marge angrily storms out and voices her concerns to Homer, who disagrees.
-Bart ends up buying a pool for him and his friends, but [[Martin]] suggest buying a good investment vehicle, so he buys a Coyote trail flipper, but when the others ask him to let them use the quad, he refuses making them angry. Marge and [[Lisa]] tries to convince people at the [[Springfield Town Hall]] but fails due to them playing at the club.
+Bart buys a pool for himself and his friends, but [[Martin]] suggests buying a good investment vehicle. Bart purchases a Coyote trail flipper, but when his friends ask to use it, he refuses, making them angry. Marge and [[Lisa]] try to rally support at the [[Springfield Town Hall]] but fail, as everyone is too busy enjoying the club.
-Bart spots club president [[Bildorf]] as his next target, while Marge and Lisa write a online petition on pester.org "Stop coddling the Springfield Junipers Wealthy" (abbreviated as "Stop coddling the S.J.W.s"), getting over 1 milion signatures (thanks to the abbreviation gaining them many more signatures), threatening the club's existence.
+Bart targets club president [[Bildorf]] next, while Marge and Lisa launch an online petition on pester.org titled "Stop coddling the Springfield Junipers Wealthy" (abbreviated as "Stop coddling the S.J.W.s"). The petition gains over one million signatures—boosted by the controversial abbreviation—threatening the club's existence.
-Bart shows his anger to Marge for her ruining his work, but gets called to be Bildorf's caddy the next day, asking him to have Marge back down from the petition, but Bart gives him an idea to make the golf club a religion. [[Quimby]] declares it as such, and the club is now called [[First Church of the Blessed Mulligan]], and no longer has to pay property taxes, nullifying Marge's petition.
+Bart angrily confronts Marge for ruining his job, but he is called to caddy for Bildorf the next day. Bildorf asks him to get Marge to drop the petition, but Bart instead suggests turning the golf club into a religion. [[Quimby]] declares it as such, renaming it the [[First Church of the Blessed Mulligan]], which exempts it from property taxes and nullifies Marge's petition.
-After the failure, Marge seeks help from other religions, but they agree on it having all checks to be a religion, but Bildorf refuses to continue having Bart as his caddy now that the club is saved.
+After this setback, Marge seeks help from other religions, but they agree that the club meets all the checks of a legitimate religion. Bildorf, however, refuses to keep Bart as his caddy now that the club is safe.
-Angrily Bart decides to rent the ATV to him and his friends, ruining the club's entire terrain, but Bildorf points out that wouldn't ruin it forever, however police turns up to arrest him due to having discovered the club being turned into a sex cult. In the end, Ralph is seen digging under the ground, dancing, while fire explosions occur on the grass of the club.
+In anger, Bart decides to rent the ATV to his friends, and they destroy the entire course terrain. Bildorf points out the damage isn't permanent, but the police arrive and arrest him after discovering the club has secretly become a sex cult. In the end, Ralph is seen digging underground and dancing as fire explosions erupt on the club's grass.
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 == Promo videos ==
-*[[File:Twitter - logo.png|20px]] [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1364938242215272451 "Like Homer, like son. 😬🌳 Bart's a little rough around the hedges — this Sunday on @FOXTV." on '''X (formerly Twitter)''']
+*[[File:Twitter - logo.png|20px]] [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1364938242215272451 "Like Homer, like son. 😬🌳 Bart's a little rough around the hedges — this Sunday on @FOXTV." on '''Twitter''']
-*[[File:Twitter - logo.png|20px]] [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1366010302412828676 "Marge isn't putting up with any lip from the local golf club tonight at 8/7c on @FOXTV!" on '''X (formerly Twitter)''']
+*[[File:Twitter - logo.png|20px]] [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1366010302412828676 "Marge isn't putting up with any lip from the local golf club tonight at 8/7c on @FOXTV!" on '''Twitter''']
 *{{Youtube|jcCz-Whxzx4|Bart & The Boys Become Golf Caddies}}
 *{{Youtube|NU3fWjktn1Q|Bart & Homer Compare Cash Wads}}