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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = WWBJD |image = File:Tapped Out WWBJD Icon.png |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} |requirements = |characters = B..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = WWBJD |image = File:Tapped Out WWBJD Icon.png |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} |requirements = |characters = B..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = WWBJD
|image = [[File:Tapped Out WWBJD Icon.png]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Baby Jesus]]
|optional = [[Cookie Kwan]], [[Roscoe]], [[Barney]], [[Otto]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Sideshow Bob]], [[Kirk]], [[Hugh Jass]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''WWBJD''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[Baby Jesus]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've almost got the paperwork ready for you. After a few signatures, you'll be the proud new owner of a beautiful Victorian home. Only two known ghosts in residence.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|I was really hoping for mid-century modern, but the price was too good. I just hope the needed renovations don't kill the budget. Tithes are down this month, so I gotta take it easy, you know?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. So…is "Baby" your legal first name?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} It's actually Josh.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Sign Mortgage Papers|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Cookie Kwan Hand Over the Keys|4 hours|[[Red Blazer Realty]], [[Baby Jesus' House]], or a [[Brown House]]
|char=[[Cookie Kwan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, that's the last signature.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Here are the keys, garage door opener, pool keycard, and this complimentary refrigerator magnet for using Red Blazer Realty. Number one on the west side. {{*}}flashes west side hand signal{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, I won't be able to use the pool. Thanks for the keycard, though.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, right. The whole walking on water thing. That's a drag.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah it really is a lame superpower. Like…it's never useful. Ever.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|So we'll go with granite on the island, and the undercabinet lighting will really make it all pop. Oh, and let's have a look at these blueprints for the breakfast nook.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. But…don't you have a whole steel mill to run? Why are you taking contractor gigs?}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah…actually I normally don't. But we in the LGBTQ community are a little concerned about our chances at the afterlife. Was hoping that in exchange you'd be willing to…put in a good word with the big guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, if you give me 10% off the renovations then I'll shoot him a text.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Haha, I'm just messing with you. 5%.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Shoot God a Text|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Roscoe Have Demo Day|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Roscoe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, time to get these old pipes out. We'll need to shut off the water first.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I think the shutoff valve is in the basement. It's down these stairs. {{*}}turns on basement light{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|AAAAHHH!!!!! {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the — are you squatting in my basement?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mostly standing and lying down.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the lane…}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|You don't mind if I stay here a little longer, do you? I can pay you, just not with money.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|What about myrrh? Do you have any myrrh?}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I could use a plumbing assistant. Barney, you know how to use a plunger?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Boy do I! How do you think I pay Moe back for all the drinks? Plunging the toilet at the bar, and accounting services. {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Bring Down Some Fresh Linens|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Plunge Out the Old Plumbing|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Roscoe Apprentice Barney|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Roscoe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|And so you see, Baby Jesus, that's why you want to make sure to save your receipts and itemize all the renovation costs on your taxes.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I see. And to think, before today I didn't even know what a standard deduction was!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I know, right? {{*}}belch{{*}} Roscoe, beer me!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}answers door{{*}} Yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh boy, is this your lucky day. This here is Dr. Gil's All-Porpoise Cleaning Solution. The best around for every surface in your house.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|You mean all-purpose.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
{{TB|No, sir. Dr. Gil's is the world's first cleaning spray made entirely of porpoise byproducts. It's the blubber that really dissolves the grime.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Right, uh…you know I think we're good. Full up on cleaning supplies.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ah, c'mon will ya? Ol' Gil only needs to sell seven more of these puppies and he'll have enough for a hot meal and a place to stay tonight. Can you help a guy out?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You need a place to stay, huh? Tell me…how's your tilework?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Baby Jesus, where did you want this chandelier hung?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Talk to Kirk, he's got all the lighting details. And make sure you're using the energy-efficient LEDs, okay? Doing great, Bob. Glad to have you here.}}
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks again for letting me stay here and help with the renovations. It really has been a lifesaver.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|What can I say, Hugh. You've been a huge asset.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}construction noises{{*}} Watch out, heavy load coming through!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|Yarr, who took my paintbrush?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Sir? The Baby Jesus Home Renovation Union President would like a word.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gimme a break. Those people again?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Get on the Horn With the Union|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Otto Refinish the Floors|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Otto]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Paint a Hallway Pirate Mural|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Track Worker Hours|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sideshow Bob Wire the Recessed Lighting|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sideshow Bob]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kirk Redo His Crappy Tilework|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Kirk]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Hugh Jass Build a Huge Ash Banister|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Hugh Jass]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Fix Drywall Holes From Angry Punches|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Roscoe Install Wainscoting in the Breakfast Nook|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Roscoe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Alright, that's enough. I'm shutting this operation down.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Shutting us down?! Chip and Joanna wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I!}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You are officially in violation of local fire code uh…seven-three…niner…clause B-7. Too many people living in a house with not enough fire extinguishers.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. Anything I can do to…make this all go away?}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Baby Jesus…are you trying to bribe me?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|…no?}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ah, dang. I really could've used the money. I don't get paid enough for this volunteer gig.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Uh, Mr. Simpson? Your wife is on the phone. She sounds mad.}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Does she look mad too? That's the double whammy combo. Baby Jesus, you gotta hide me!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|I think you know my price.}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Thirty pieces of silver?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Eesh, somebody went to church this week.}}
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I dozed off once or twice, but I remembered that silver part.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, sorta. C'mon, the basement is right through here. You okay with the top bunk?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Homer, we're gonna be roomies?! {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "{{W|What would Jesus do?}}", often abbreviated to "WWJD?"

{{Tapped Out Quests/Clash of Creeds}}

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 |name = WWBJD
-|image = [[File:Tapped Out Baby Jesus Sidebar.png|x100px]]]]
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Baby Jesus Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = WWBJD
-|image = [[File:Tapped Out WWBJD Icon.png]]
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Baby Jesus Sidebar.png|x100px]]]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Baby Jesus]]
 |optional = [[Cookie Kwan]], [[Roscoe]], [[Barney]], [[Otto]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Sideshow Bob]], [[Kirk]], [[Hugh Jass]]
 |previous =
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|I was really hoping for mid-century modern, but the price was too good. I just hope the needed renovations don't kill the budget. Tithes are down this month, so I gotta take it easy, you know?}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. So…is "Baby" your legal first name?}}
+{{TB|I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. So...is "Baby" your legal first name?}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} It's actually Josh.}}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{TB|Oh, right. The whole walking on water thing. That's a drag.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Yeah it really is a lame superpower. Like…it's never useful. Ever.}}
+{{TB|Yeah it really is a lame superpower. Like...it's never useful. Ever.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 {{TB|So we'll go with granite on the island, and the undercabinet lighting will really make it all pop. Oh, and let's have a look at these blueprints for the breakfast nook.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
-{{TB|Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. But…don't you have a whole steel mill to run? Why are you taking contractor gigs?}}
+{{TB|Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. But...don't you have a whole steel mill to run? Why are you taking contractor gigs?}}
 {{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Yeah…actually I normally don't. But we in the LGBTQ community are a little concerned about our chances at the afterlife. Was hoping that in exchange you'd be willing to…put in a good word with the big guy?}}
+{{TB|Yeah...actually I normally don't. But we in the LGBTQ community are a little concerned about our chances at the afterlife. Was hoping that in exchange you'd be willing to...put in a good word with the big guy?}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
 {{TB|Hmm, if you give me 10% off the renovations then I'll shoot him a text.}}
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 {{TB|Mostly standing and lying down.}}
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the lane…}}
+{{TB|I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the lane...}}
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 {{TB|You don't mind if I stay here a little longer, do you? I can pay you, just not with money.}}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TB|No, sir. Dr. Gil's is the world's first cleaning spray made entirely of porpoise byproducts. It's the blubber that really dissolves the grime.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}}
-{{TB|Right, uh…you know I think we're good. Full up on cleaning supplies.}}
+{{TB|Right, uh...you know I think we're good. Full up on cleaning supplies.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Ah, c'mon will ya? Ol' Gil only needs to sell seven more of these puppies and he'll have enough for a hot meal and a place to stay tonight. Can you help a guy out?}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|You need a place to stay, huh? Tell me…how's your tilework?}}
+{{TB|You need a place to stay, huh? Tell me...how's your tilework?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil|4 hours|[[Baby Jesus' House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
@@ Line 139: / Line 139: @@
 {{TB|Shutting us down?! Chip and Joanna wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I!}}
 {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You are officially in violation of local fire code uh…seven-three…niner…clause B-7. Too many people living in a house with not enough fire extinguishers.}}
+{{TB|You are officially in violation of local fire code uh...seven-three...niner...clause B-7. Too many people living in a house with not enough fire extinguishers.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Uh-huh. Anything I can do to…make this all go away?}}
+{{TB|Uh-huh. Anything I can do to...make this all go away?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Baby Jesus…are you trying to bribe me?}}
+{{TB|Baby Jesus...are you trying to bribe me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Skeptical}}
-{{TB|…no?}}
+{{TB|...no?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Ah, dang. I really could've used the money. I don't get paid enough for this volunteer gig.}}

WWBJD - Revision history

SolarBot: /* top */ replaced: == Dialogue == → == Dialogue == (7), replaced: → (14)

Solar Dragon at 18:12, May 11, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = WWBJD |image = File:Tapped Out WWBJD Icon.png |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} |requirements = |characters = B..."

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