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:'''[[Ned]]''': Help! I'm falling into a bottomless abyss! Lord, pleaes don't let me drop into Satan's jacuzzi! Tell me where I wen't wrong!
:'''[[Rafael]]''': Your father isn't going to soil that carpet, is he?
:'''[[Todd]]''': It's his astigmatism.
:'''[[Rod]]''': We've prayed for it go away.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Show me the way, lord!
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:'''[[Ned]]''': Boys, I'm sorry for that kafuffle back at the carpet store.
:'''[[Rod]]''': It's okay, dad.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Thanks, Rod. I guess I'm not much of a Rug Wrangler. Being a single parent means I have to be a mommy and a addady.
:'''[[Rod]]''': Like Rupaul?
:'''[[Ned]]''': No, not like that! Picking out rugs and furniture and dishes was your mom's job. I'm still trying to fill her shoes. Not that I'm waring your mom's shoes or-- Wha--?! That woman...! She looks like... ...Maude? --Maude? -Maude? No... no....
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:'''[[Ned]]''': This isn't the place I was thinking of.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Two cold and frosties. Put 'em on Ned's tab.
:'''[[Ned]]''': I don't have a tab here.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Let's talk about that later. Tell the boys your problem.
:'''[[Moe]]''': Your pal here has run up a serious tab, Homer!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Quiet, Ned's talking.
:'''[[Moe]]''': You said he'd pay up when you brought him in.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Well, it's like this, gentlemen.. ...my wife diead a while back. Don't know if you remember that.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Sure do, I got a t-shirt that day.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Well, I thought I was over the trief period... ...but the other day I thought I saw Maude.
:'''[[Carl]]''': Saw Maude? Like a ghost?
:'''[[Ned]]''': No.
:'''[[Zombie]]''': Like a zombie?
:'''[[Ned]]''': No.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Like a sexy robot sent from the future?
:'''[[Ned]]''': I don't think so.
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:'''[[Ned]]''': This is the same time of day as when I saw her yesterday. She either works near here or lives near here, right?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Mm-hmm!
:'''[[Ned]]''': Keep your peepers peeled, Homer. Sing out if you spot here.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooh! Ooh!
:'''[[Ned]]''': What is it? Did you see her?
:'''[[Homer]]''': No... brain freeze... ...frontal lobes. icebound.
:'''[[Ned]]''': There! There she is!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, I'm sorry, Ned... ...she's really let herself go.
:'''[[Ned]]''': No! There! We'll follow her!
:'''[[Homer]]''': A car chase? I call shoutgun!
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:'''[[Ned]]''': Do I feel like a silly willy, thinking that anyone could replace maude.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bea Arthur? Where?
:'''[[Ned]]''': But I guess there was a reason for all of this. Maybe this will set that carbon copy Maude on the path to a better life.
:'''[[Homer]]''': You said it, handsome stranger.

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-:'''[[Ned]]''': Help! I'm falling into a bottomless abyss! Lord, pleaes don't let me drop into Satan's jacuzzi! Tell me where I wen't wrong!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Help! I'm falling into a bottomless abyss! Lord, pleaes don't let me drop into Satan's jacuzzi! Tell me where I wen't wrong!
-:'''[[Raphael]]''': Your father isn't going to soil that carpet, is he?
+{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Your father isn't going to soil that carpet, is he?
-:'''[[Todd]]''': It's his astigmatism.
+{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} It's his astigmatism.
-:'''[[Rod]]''': We've prayed for it go away.
+{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} We've prayed for it go away.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Show me the way, lord!
+{{qf|Ned}} Show me the way, lord!
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-:'''[[Ned]]''': Boys, I'm sorry for that kafuffle back at the carpet store.
+{{qf|Ned}} Boys, I'm sorry for that kafuffle back at the carpet store.
-:'''[[Rod]]''': It's okay, dad.
+{{qf|Rod}} It's okay, dad.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Thanks, Rod. I guess I'm not much of a Rug Wrangler. Being a single parent means I have to be a mommy and a addady.
+{{qf|Ned}} Thanks, Rod. I guess I'm not much of a Rug Wrangler. Being a single parent means I have to be a mommy and a addady.
-:'''[[Rod]]''': Like Rupaul?
+{{qf|Rod}} Like Rupaul?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': No, not like that! Picking out rugs and furniture and dishes was your mom's job. I'm still trying to fill her shoes. Not that I'm waring your mom's shoes or-- Wha--?! That woman...! She looks like... ...Maude? --Maude? -Maude? No... no....
+{{qf|Ned}} No, not like that! Picking out rugs and furniture and dishes was your mom's job. I'm still trying to fill her shoes. Not that I'm waring your mom's shoes or—Wha--?! That woman...! She looks like... ...Maude? --Maude? -Maude? No... no....
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]''': This isn't the place I was thinking of.
+{{qf|Ned}} This isn't the place I was thinking of.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Two cold and frosties. Put 'em on Ned's tab.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Two cold and frosties. Put 'em on Ned's tab.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': I don't have a tab here.
+{{qf|Ned}} I don't have a tab here.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Let's talk about that later. Tell the boys your problem.
+{{qf|Homer}} Let's talk about that later. Tell the boys your problem.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Your pal here has run up a serious tab, Homer!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Your pal here has run up a serious tab, Homer!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Quiet, Ned's talking.
+{{qf|Homer}} Quiet, Ned's talking.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': You said he'd pay up when you brought him in.
+{{qf|Moe}} You said he'd pay up when you brought him in.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Well, it's like this, gentlemen.. ...my wife diead a while back. Don't know if you remember that.
+{{qf|Ned}} Well, it's like this, gentlemen.. ...my wife diead a while back. Don't know if you remember that.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Sure do, I got a t-shirt that day.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Sure do, I got a t-shirt that day.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Well, I thought I was over the trief period... ...but the other day I thought I saw Maude.
+{{qf|Ned}} Well, I thought I was over the trief period... ...but the other day I thought I saw Maude.
-:'''[[Carl]]''': Saw Maude? Like a ghost?
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Saw Maude? Like a ghost?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': No.
+{{qf|Ned}} No.
-:'''[[Zombie]]''': Like a zombie?
+{{qf|Zombie}} Like a zombie?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': No.
+{{qf|Ned}} No.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Like a sexy robot sent from the future?
+{{qf|Lenny}} Like a sexy robot sent from the future?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': I don't think so.
+{{qf|Ned}} I don't think so.
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-:'''[[Ned]]''': This is the same time of day as when I saw her yesterday. She either works near here or lives near here, right?
+{{qf|Ned}} This is the same time of day as when I saw her yesterday. She either works near here or lives near here, right?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Mm-hmm!
+{{qf|Homer}} Mm-hmm!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Keep your peepers peeled, Homer. Sing out if you spot here.
+{{qf|Ned}} Keep your peepers peeled, Homer. Sing out if you spot here.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooh! Ooh!
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh! Ooh!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': What is it? Did you see her?
+{{qf|Ned}} What is it? Did you see her?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No... brain freeze... ...frontal lobes. icebound.
+{{qf|Homer}} No... brain freeze... ...frontal lobes. icebound.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': There! There she is!
+{{qf|Ned}} There! There she is!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, I'm sorry, Ned... ...she's really let herself go.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sorry, Ned... ...she's really let herself go.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': No! There! We'll follow her!
+{{qf|Ned}} No! There! We'll follow her!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': A car chase? I call shoutgun!
+{{qf|Homer}} A car chase? I call shoutgun!
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-:'''[[Ned]]''': Do I feel like a silly willy, thinking that anyone could replace maude.
+{{qf|Ned}} Do I feel like a silly willy, thinking that anyone could replace maude.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Bea Arthur? Where?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bea Arthur? Where?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': But I guess there was a reason for all of this. Maybe this will set that carbon copy Maude on the path to a better life.
+{{qf|Ned}} But I guess there was a reason for all of this. Maybe this will set that carbon copy Maude on the path to a better life.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You said it, handsome stranger.
+{{qf|Homer}} You said it, handsome stranger.
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