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Randomno at 19:57, May 2, 2012

2012-05-02T19:57:02Z

Randomno: I'm going to do some other stuff now, get round to the rest of the transcript later.

2012-04-30T18:17:40Z

I'm going to do some other stuff now, get round to the rest of the transcript later.

Randomno at 18:12, April 30, 2012

2012-04-30T18:12:19Z

Randomno at 18:05, April 30, 2012

2012-04-30T18:05:43Z

Randomno: Save point

2012-04-30T17:28:07Z

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:''[The [[Simpson family]] are playing [[Scrabble]], while [[Maggie]] is using building blocks. She knocks the tower over just as [[Lisa]]'s letter "A" falls on the floor.]''

:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, [[Marge|Mom]].
:'''Lisa:''' Yeah, Mom, hurry up!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Alright. Hmm... How about, "he"? ''[makes the word "he" on the board, connecting an "h" to an "e"]'' 2 points. Your turn, [[Homer|dear]].
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hmmm... How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? ''[the screen reveals Homer's letter as "Oxidize"]'' Oh, wait! Here's a good one: "do". ''[places down a letter "d" to join on to an "o"]''
:'''Lisa:''' ''[places the letter "i" above Homer's "d"]'' "Id". Triple word score!
:'''Homer:''' Hey, no abbreviations.
:'''Lisa:''' Not "ID", Dad, "id". It's a word!
:'''Bart:''' As in, "this game is stup'''id'''".
:'''Homer:''' Hey, shut up boy.
:'''Lisa:''' Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities for your big aptitude test tomorrow.
:'''Marge:''' We could look up this "id" thing in the dictionary.
:'''Homer:''' We got one?
:'''Marge:''' I think it's under the short leg of the couch.
''[Homer reaches down to under the couch and pulls the dictionary out.]''
:'''Lisa:''' ''[reading from dictionary]'' "id: along with the ego and the superego one of three compontents of the psyche"!
:'''Homer:''' Get outta here! ''[stars eating a banana]''
:'''Bart:''' My turn. "[[Dictionary:Kwyjibo|Kwyjibo]]". ''[puts down letters as he says them out loud]'' K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters. ''[Lisa starts looking through the dictionary]'' Games over, I'm out of here.
:'''Homer:''' ''[grabs Bart by the arm]'' Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.
:'''Bart:''' Kwyjibo: Err... ''[looks at Homer who is glaring at him, still eating his banana.]'' A big, dumb, balding North [[America]]n ape. With no chin.
:'''Marge:''' And a short temper.
:'''Homer:''' ''[angrily]'' I'll show you a big dumb balding ape! ''[chases Bart]''
:'''Bart:''' Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose!
''[Shot changes to [[Springfield Elementary School]] where children are getting off the [[School Bus|bus]].]''

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	:'''Engineer:''' Twice the fare from Tuscon to Flagstaff minus two thirds of the fare Albuquerque to El Paso!		:'''Engineer:''' Twice the fare from Tuscon to Flagstaff minus two thirds of the fare Albuquerque to El Paso!
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	:'''Engineer:''' Twice the fare from Tuscon to Flagstaff minus two thirds of the fare Albuquerque to El Paso!		:'''Engineer:''' Twice the fare from Tuscon to Flagstaff minus two thirds of the fare Albuquerque to El Paso!
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 :'''Martin:''' You might say you caught him red-handed.
 :'''Skinner:''' Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk.
-:'''Bart:''' ''[looking slightly scared]'' Same time? Same place?
+:'''Bart:''' ''[looking slightly scared]'' Same times, Same place?
 :'''Skinner:''' Yes. In my office after school.
 :'''Bart's friends and Martin:''' Ooh...
 :'''Bart:''' ''[gulps]''
 ''[Later, the school bell rings. Students walk into [[Mrs. Krabappel]]'s classroom, ready for the aptitude test which is about to start.]''
-'''Martin:''' Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simple-minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of the school building.
+:'''Martin:''' Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simple-minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of the school building.
 :'''Bart:''' Eat my shorts.
 :'''Martin:''' Pardon?
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 :'''Bart:''' ''[moving his desk]'' ''[groans]''
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember to visualize the complex problems. And relax... The test will start... ''[pauses for a few seconds]'' now!
-:'''Bart:''' ''[looks boredly at his paper. Looks around the room. Mutter the first question to himself.]'' "It's 7:30am and the first train, travelling 60 miles per hour, leaves [[Santa Fe]] down to [[Phoenix]] ''[chew on pencil]'' 520 miles—
+:'''Bart:''' ''[looks boredly at his paper. Looks around the room. Mutter the first question to himself.]'' "At 7:30am, an express train travelling 60 miles per hour, leaves [[Santa Fe]] down to [[Phoenix]] ''[chew on pencil]'' 520 miles aw—
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Ssh! Visualize, Bart.

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	:'''Bart:''' ''[moving his desk]'' ''[groans]''		:'''Bart:''' ''[moving his desk]'' ''[groans]''
	:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember to visualize the complex problems. And relax... The test will start... ''[pauses for a few seconds]'' now!		:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember to visualize the complex problems. And relax... The test will start... ''[pauses for a few seconds]'' now!
		+	:'''Bart:''' ''[looks boredly at his paper. Looks around the room. Mutter the first question to himself.]'' "It's 7:30am and the first train, travelling 60 miles per hour, leaves [[Santa Fe]] down to [[Phoenix]] ''[chew on pencil]'' 520 miles—
		+	:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Ssh! Visualize, Bart.

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 :'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' You're right, Martin. Bart!
 :'''Bart:''' ''[moving his desk]'' ''[groans]''
-:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember to visualize the complex problems. And relax...! The test will start... ''[pauses for a few seconds]'' now!
+:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember to visualize the complex problems. And relax... The test will start... ''[pauses for a few seconds]'' now!

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 :'''Bart:''' Kwyjibo: Err... ''[looks at Homer who is glaring at him, still eating his banana.]'' A big, dumb, balding North [[America]]n ape. With no chin.
 :'''Marge:''' And a short temper.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[angrily]'' I'll show you a big dumb balding ape! ''[chases Bart]''
+:'''Homer:''' ''[angrily]'' I'll show you a big dumb balding ape! ''[chases Bart our of the room]''
 :'''Bart:''' Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose!
-''[Shot changes to [[Springfield Elementary School]] where children are getting off the [[School Bus|bus]].]''
+''[Shot changes to [[Springfield Elementary School]] where children are getting off the [[School Bus|bus]]. In the playground, most children are playing but Bart is graffitiing an image of [[Principal Skinner]] on the wall. Shot changes to the acutal Skinner.]''