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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Unhappy Hunting
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Unhappy Hunting Icon.png]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Leader]]
|optional = [[Willie]], [[Grant Connor]], [[Quimby]], [[Smithers]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Herman]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Unhappy Hunting''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[The Leader]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Recruiting is down, donations are waning…I just don't know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we're in a buyer's market so it'll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, a short sale? It would kill my credit.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Do cult leaders generally have good credit?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not just any cult leader. I'm THE Leader.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, well Mr. All-Supreme Leader, you've got some mustard on your robe there.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's laundry day.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Leader Wash His Robes|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}}
{{TB|You don't need to sell this place. This here is prime land.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Prime land? For what?}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|For hunting! Get yourself some game, sell weekend hunts to the highest bidders. You just gotta put your own spin on it to stand out from the other seven big game preserves in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|My own spin, huh?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Leader Put His Own Spin on It|4 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome everyone, to this very exclusive, very expensive hunting weekend. You've all been chosen for your ability to pay.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|And I earned each of those dollars through sweat and blood. None of it my own, I assure you.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I would have paid it ten times over to fill the empty trophy spots on my walls. Smithers, is the tank gassed up?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This just in. I'm rich!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Was I supposed to have paid something?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Willie, I've yet to receive your wire transfer. It appears your payment is delinquent.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, yes. Much like my son.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But lucky for you, Willie, you've been upgraded.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Upgraded?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|From hunter…to huntee.}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}fires shotgun into air{{*}} Woo!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Leader Give Groundskeeper Willie a Head Start|4 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Groundskeeper Willie Run for It|4 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Willie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grant Connor Fire Another Warning Shot|4 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Grant Connor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}breathing hard{{*}} Why, that son of a bawbag. Nobody hunts Willie outside of the Scottish Highlands Stag Festival!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|These woods are too big. I've got to find a place to hide. Somewhere to do a hidden workout montage before my climactic return, preferably in camouflage face paint.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, what's this? An abandoned shed? {{*}}opens door{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this before…you're preppin'!}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I am not!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't lie to me, boy. I know the telltale signs. I see the bug-out bag in the corner.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Alright fine, what's it to ya? When the time comes, I'll be ready. You'll see. You'll ALL see.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|I don't doubt it. But I believe the time has come. How many pipe bombs can you carry?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}big smile{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I think I may have given Willie too much of a head start. We'll never find him in these woods.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}}
{{TB|You'll need my tracking skills. {{*}}sniffs air{{*}} Is that…haggis?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We only brought the tank, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|You're all living in the past. If you want something done right, there's only one way to do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|Release the lobbyists.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Release the Lobbyists|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make The Leader Give Lobbyists Haggis for Reference|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Grant Connor Track Willie's Scent|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Grant Connor]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Run Home to Get the Hounds|2 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Burns Try to Drive the Tank|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, all the claymores are in place.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|And the Molotovs?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Lit. Much like most everything else, according to the kids at the elementary. Though I'll admit, I don't really get it.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Assume ambush positions.}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I think we're on the right track. Though it seems there is a distinct beef stew aroma now mixed with the haggis.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Speaking of beef stew, we have free soup for all Movementarians every night in the mess hall. Would you gentlemen be interested in taking a pamphlet?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|I'm already a Scientologist for the perks. Can I do both?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, yeah it's fine.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Leader Hand Out Pamphlets|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Groundskeeper Willie Ambush the Hunters|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Willie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Herman Hermann Ambush the Hunters|2 hours|[[Movementarian Compound]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Herman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|We're under attack! {{*}}fires off random gunshots{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} These pamphlets are on fire! Also, I'm on fire!}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Not my pamphlets!}}
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Everyone in the tank. We're running!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Smithers, lock the hatch. We'll not have any of these plebeians with only two commas in their net worth sullying our tank.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} It's locked! Run!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Perfect. Now the kill is all mine. Smithers, fire!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Sir, the cannon is jammed!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Jammed? With what?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It seems they stuck a jar of jam into it!}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And I've got several hundred more jars where that came from!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And let that be a lesson to ye! Nobody crosses a Scot and a prepper in the woods on a cult compound in the rain on a Tuesday!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 |name = Unhappy Hunting
-|image = [[File:Tapped Out Unhappy Hunting Icon.png]]
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Leader Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
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 |characters = [[The Leader]]
 |optional = [[Willie]], [[Grant Connor]], [[Quimby]], [[Smithers]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Herman]]
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Recruiting is down, donations are waning…I just don't know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.}}
+{{TB|Recruiting is down, donations are waning...I just don't know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we're in a buyer's market so it'll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.}}
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 {{TB|Upgraded?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
-{{TB|From hunter…to huntee.}}
+{{TB|From hunter...to huntee.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}fires shotgun into air{{*}} Woo!}}
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 {{TB|Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this before…you're preppin'!}}
+{{TB|Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this before...you're preppin'!}}
 {{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|I am not!}}
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 {{TB|It's also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}}
-{{TB|You'll need my tracking skills. {{*}}sniffs air{{*}} Is that…haggis?}}
+{{TB|You'll need my tracking skills. {{*}}sniffs air{{*}} Is that...haggis?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.}}

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