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:'''[[Marge]]''': Hrmmm... I don't know about this, Homer. I don't like the idea of you going to the south seas with Mr. Burns alone.
:'''[[Homer]]''': But, Marge, he promised to split any treasure we find.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I think it sounds like a grand adventure! I was I was going!
:'''[[Marge]]''': That's a good idea, Homer. Take Lisa!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
:'''[[Marge]]''': She's sensible and will keep you out of trouble!
:'''[[Bart]]''': How come Lisa gets to go on a grip and I'm stuck here?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wait, I don't know if I really want to...
:'''[[Marge]]''': You're right! Homer take all the kids with you. Luckily, I just happened to pack all your bags this afternoon. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the Rancho Relaxo spa!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Burns, I...
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Please, call me Uncle Burns!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'd rather not!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Oh, but I must insist. I bought the rights to the title "uncle" from a Herbert Powell who sold them in exchange for a substantital investment in his corporation.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Unky Herb?
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': And there's the floating key of Strobl! Just where the ancient tribes of Taliaferro placed it thousands of years ago!
:'''[[Homer]]''': [PANT!]
:'''[[Bart]]''': How can it just float there? Magic?!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': There's no such thing! The metal ore in the volcano must be creating a magnetic field holding it there.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': So how are we going to split the gold up? What's fifty-fifry divided by five?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Sorry, old sport, fatty gets nothing!
:'''[[Homer]]''': But you said we'd split the treasure when we found i.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Oh, you must have heard me wrong. I said I'd split once the treasure had been found. And now, with the help of my golden belt buckle, I'll do just that! Sorry I can't offer you a ride back to shore, but I need the room for the gold. Enjoy your undersea lives! Say hello to Davey Jones for me!
:'''[[Homer]]''': No! Come back! I don't even like the Monkees!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Burns! Once we reach shore we're going to the police!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': There's no need to bring the constabularies into this. What say, once we reach shore, I present you all with your weight in gold?
:'''[[Homer]]''': What do i say? Woo-hoo!

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	{{qf\|Homer}} What do I say? Woo-hoo!		{{qf\|Homer}} What do I say? Woo-hoo!
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-:'''Narrator'"': Later, at the Simpsons' suburbian home...
+{{qf|Narrator}} Later, at the Simpsons' suburbian home...
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Hrmmm... I don't know about this, Homer. I don't like the idea of you going to the south seas with Mr. Burns alone.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hrmmm... I don't know about this, Homer. I don't like the idea of you going to the south seas with Mr. Burns alone.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But, Marge, he promised to split any treasure we find.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But, Marge, he promised to split any treasure we find.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I think it sounds like a grand adventure! I wish I was going!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, I think it sounds like a grand adventure! I wish I was going!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': That's a good idea, Homer. Take Lisa!
+{{qf|Marge}} That's a good idea, Homer. Take Lisa!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': She's sensible and will keep you out of trouble!
+{{qf|Marge}} She's sensible and will keep you out of trouble!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': How come Lisa gets to go on a grip and I'm stuck here?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How come Lisa gets to go on a grip and I'm stuck here?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wait, I don't know if I really want to...
+{{qf|Homer}} Wait, I don't know if I really want to...
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You're right! Homer take all the kids with you. Luckily, I just happened to pack all your bags this afternoon. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the Rancho Relaxo spa!
+{{qf|Marge}} You're right! Homer take all the kids with you. Luckily, I just happened to pack all your bags this afternoon. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the Rancho Relaxo spa!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Burns, I...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Burns, I...
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Please, call me Uncle Burns!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Please, call me Uncle Burns!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'd rather not!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'd rather not!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Oh, but I must insist. I bought the rights to the title "uncle" from a Herbert Powell who sold them in exchange for a substantital investment in his corporation.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, but I must insist. I bought the rights to the title "uncle" from a Herbert Powell who sold them in exchange for a substantital investment in his corporation.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Unky Herb?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Unky Herb?
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': And there's the floating key of Strobl! Just where the ancient tribes of Taliaferro placed it thousands of years ago!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} And there's the floating key of Strobl! Just where the ancient tribes of Taliaferro placed it thousands of years ago!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [PANT!]
+{{qf|Homer}} [PANT!]
-:'''[[Bart]]''': How can it just float there? Magic?!
+{{qf|Bart}} How can it just float there? Magic?!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': There's no such thing! The metal ore in the volcano must be creating a magnetic field holding it there.
+{{qf|Lisa}} There's no such thing! The metal ore in the volcano must be creating a magnetic field holding it there.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': So how are we going to split the gold up? What's fifty-fifry divided by five?
+{{qf|Homer}} So how are we going to split the gold up? What's fifty-fifry divided by five?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Sorry, old sport, fatty gets nothing!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Sorry, old sport, fatty gets nothing!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But you said we'd split the treasure when we found i.
+{{qf|Homer}} But you said we'd split the treasure when we found i.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Oh, you must have heard me wrong. I said I'd split once the treasure had been found. And now, with the help of my golden belt buckle, I'll do just that! Sorry I can't offer you a ride back to shore, but I need the room for the gold. Enjoy your undersea lives! Say hello to Davey Jones for me!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, you must have heard me wrong. I said I'd split once the treasure had been found. And now, with the help of my golden belt buckle, I'll do just that! Sorry I can't offer you a ride back to shore, but I need the room for the gold. Enjoy your undersea lives! Say hello to Davey Jones for me!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No! Come back! I don't even like the Monkees!
+{{qf|Homer}} No! Come back! I don't even like the Monkees!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Burns! Once we reach shore we're going to the police!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Burns! Once we reach shore we're going to the police!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': There's no need to bring the constabularies into this. What say, once we reach shore, I present you all with your weight in gold?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} There's no need to bring the constabularies into this. What say, once we reach shore, I present you all with your weight in gold?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What do i say? Woo-hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} What do I say? Woo-hoo!

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