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‎History

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 {{Quote|Here's good news. According to this eye-catching article {{W|SAT#Scaled scores and percentiles|S.A.T. scores}} are declining at a slower rate.|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
-{{Quote|Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodge-podge of pie graphs, factoids and {{ch|Larry King}}.|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
+{{Quote|Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodge-podge of pie graphs, factoids and {{Ch|Larry King}}.|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
 {{Quote|Hey, this is the only paper in [[America]] that's not afraid to tell the truth--that everything is just fine.|Homer Simpson|Homer Defined}}
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-{{Quote|According to this eye-catching article {{W|SAT#Scaled scores and percentiles|S.A.T. scores}} are declining at a slower rate.|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
+{{Quote|Here's good news. According to this eye-catching article {{W|SAT#Scaled scores and percentiles|S.A.T. scores}} are declining at a slower rate.|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 {{Quote|Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodge-podge of pie graphs, factoids and {{ch|Larry King}}.|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
 {{Quote|Hey, this is the only paper in [[America]] that's not afraid to tell the truth--that everything is just fine.|Homer Simpson|Homer Defined}}

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		+	{{Quote\|According to this eye-catching article {{W\|SAT#Scaled scores and percentiles\|S.A.T. scores}} are declining at a slower rate.\|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
		+	{{Quote\|Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodge-podge of pie graphs, factoids and {{ch\|Larry King}}.\|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
		+	{{Quote\|Hey, this is the only paper in [[America]] that's not afraid to tell the truth--that everything is just fine.\|Homer Simpson\|Homer Defined}}
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	\|name = US of A Today		\|name = US of A Today

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 |name = US of A Today
 |image = [[File:US of A Today.png|250px]]
-|Type = Daily newspaper
+|type = Daily newspaper
-|Format =
+|founded =
-|Founded =
+|founder =
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+|appearance = "[[Homer Defined]]"
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 == History ==
-[[Homer]] read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and {{ch|Larry King}}. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
+[[Homer]] read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and {{Ch|Larry King}}. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
 == Stories ==
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 == Behind the Laughter ==
-''US of A Today'' is a parody of the American newspaper ''{{w|USA Today}}''.
+''US of A Today'' is a parody of the American newspaper ''{{W|USA Today}}''.
 == Appearances ==

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 *A story about [[Lucille Botzcowski]]
 *A story involving a baseball player
 == Appearances ==

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	== History ==		== History ==
−	~~{{Engrish}}~~
	[[Homer]] read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and [[Larry King]]. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.		[[Homer]] read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and [[Larry King]]. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.

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 '''''US of A Today''''' is an American newspaper.
-== Historia ==
+== History ==
 {{Engrish}}
-[[Homer]] read the magazine at the breakfast table, and told her family at according an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. [[Lisa]] told him then at she think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and {{ch|Larry King}}. Homer defeat that by telling Lisa that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
+[[Homer]] read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and [[Larry King]]. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.
 == Appearances ==