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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Two_Week_Bogus&diff=1442079&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Two Week Bogus |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|S..."2026-01-04T15:27:16Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Two Week Bogus |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Scoey_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Scoey Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}} |requirements = |characters = {{ap|S..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = Two Week Bogus<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Scoey Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = {{ap|Scoey|Saturdays of Thunder}}<br />
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Magnesium Man]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]]<br />
|internal = TwoWeekBogus<br />
|id = 274013 - 274015<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
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'''Two Week Bogus''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Cold Turkey}} content update. It requires {{ap|Scoey|Saturdays of Thunder}} to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|There's the man of the hour. How does it feel to be just two days away from retirement?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Fantastic. I'm so excited to be able to spend time with my family. And not be dead. }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's great. Personally, I work unpaid overtime to get away from my family, but to each their own.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I sure am gonna miss this place though. Lotta memories here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Like the time you arrested that celebrity? What was his name again?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That was this morning, and his name was Magnesium Man.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I keep telling you, I'm a licensed pilot in this jurisdiction. My wallet is in my metal pants somewhere.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scoey Fill Out Paperwork|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Reflect Fondly|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Magnesium Man Show His License|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Magnesium Man]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Chief, seeing as how I won't be around much longer, is it okay if I walk my former beat? Visit my old stomping grounds? I stomped a lot of guys there.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That depends, are there any donut shops on your old beat?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|You kidding? You can't walk two blocks around here without tripping over one of those.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, we really do live in a great town, don't we?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|If by "great town", you mean a city with the state's highest crime rate and lowest life expectancy, then yes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|There's Captain Buzzkill, right on cue.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Can I go, or do I need to stick around and help you two keep things civil around here?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|No, you better go. The only thing that's gonna keep things civil around here is a dozen glazed.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scoey Walk His Old Beat|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Roll His Eyes|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Roll His Eyes|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Here ya go, Chief. One dozen glazed, as requested.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks, Scoey. But where's the donuts for the rest of the department?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Umm, you're holding them.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Laughing}}<br />
{{TB|That's hilarious, Scoey. We sure are gonna miss that sense of humor of yours around here.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So you're finally retiring, eh? Doesn't seem real.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, but what is "real", anyway? For all we know, we're just simulations living in someone's computer, tied in to some forty-year old cartoon show — you feel me?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sounds to me like someone treated themselves to a few "going away" presents from our evidence locker.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry, I'm just a little scatterbrained with retirement right around the corner.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Don't worry about it. Say, you wanna join the rest of us for dinner?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks, but I've got a date tonight that I can't be late for.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's nice. You and the wife celebrating?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Nope. It's just gonna be me, my calendar and my "marking off the days" pen.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scoey Count the Days 'Til Retirement|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Shrug|4 hours|[[Police Headquarters]], [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Chief, I'm here to reapply for my old job.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You are? But you're just two days away from retirement. Why would you want to keep working?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Turns out that disability pays way better than my pension, so I'm gonna start volunteering for the most dangerous jobs available to the force.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|In the hopes that you'll get injured on duty?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Yup! I'm down to be "Officer Down!"}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Fine by me. Your first responsibility is to clear those raccoons out of the armory. Careful though, Lou says they've armed themselves this time.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scoey Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|On second thought, maybe this wasn't such a good idea…}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Cold Turkey}}</div>Solar Dragon