Two Dozen and One Greyhounds/Quotes - Revision history

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SolarBot at 19:35, August 27, 2012

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WebkinzMania at 23:47, June 16, 2012

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Tipota at 11:16, November 27, 2010

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Mythigator at 13:19, October 26, 2010

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Mythigator at 13:18, October 26, 2010

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Mythigator at 13:17, October 26, 2010

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} But she's not our dog.
 :''[The Rich Texan appears and hands Marge a dog leash.]''
-{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit.
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit.
 {{qf|Marge}} Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} ''[guffawing]'' Lady, you're all right!
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} ''[guffawing]'' Lady, you're all right!
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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 :''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. Chief Wiggum and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[crestfallen]'' Awwww!!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[crestfallen]'' Awwww!!
-:'''TV Announcer''': ''[pleasant voice]'' Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
+{{qf|TV Announcer}} ''[pleasant voice]'' Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[peering under the covers]'' Well, I'll be damned.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} ''[peering under the covers]'' Well, I'll be damned.
 ----
 :''[At the dog track, Santa's Little Helper takes a shine to [[She's The Fastest]], one of the dogs in the race. The two dogs have sex on the track while the race continues around them, and lie contentedly together afterwards.]''
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Awwww, so that's what's been wrong with the little fellow: He misses casual sex!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Awwww, so that's what's been wrong with the little fellow: He misses casual sex!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Please?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Please?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But she's not our dog.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But she's not our dog.
 :''[The Rich Texan appears and hands Marge a dog leash.]''
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit.
+{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit.
-:'''Marge''': Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
+{{qf|Marge}} Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
-:'''Rich Texan''': ''[guffawing]'' Lady, you're all right!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} ''[guffawing]'' Lady, you're all right!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa's Wedding|The PTA Disbands}}
-:''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''
+:''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. Chief Wiggum and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[crestfallen]'' "Awwww!!"
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[crestfallen]'' Awwww!!
-:'''TV Announcer''': ''[pleasant voice]'' "Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."
+:'''TV Announcer''': ''[pleasant voice]'' Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[peering under the covers]'' "Well, I'll be damned."
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[peering under the covers]'' Well, I'll be damned.
 ----
 :''[At the dog track, Santa's Little Helper takes a shine to [[She's The Fastest]], one of the dogs in the race. The two dogs have sex on the track while the race continues around them, and lie contentedly together afterwards.]''
-:''[At the dog track, [[Santa's Little Helper]] takes a shine to [[She's The Fastest]], one of the dogs in the race. The two dogs have sex on the track while the race continues around them, and lie contentedly together afterwards.]''
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Awwww, so that's what's been wrong with the little fellow: He misses casual sex!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Awwww, so that's what's been wrong with the little fellow: He misses casual sex!"
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom?"
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Please?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "Please?"
+:'''[[Marge]]''': But she's not our dog.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': "But she's not our dog."
+:''[The Rich Texan appears and hands Marge a dog leash.]''
-:''[The [[Rich Texan]] appears and hands Marge a dog leash.]''
+:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit.
-:'''Rich Texan''': "She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit."
+:'''Marge''': Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?
-:'''Marge''': "Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?"
+:'''Rich Texan''': ''[guffawing]'' Lady, you're all right!
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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	:''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''		:''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''

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 :''[The [[Rich Texan]] appears and hands Marge a dog leash.]''
 :'''Rich Texan''': "She's yours now! Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit."
-:'''Marge''': "Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?"?
+:'''Marge''': "Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?"
 :'''Rich Texan''': ''[guffawing]'' "Lady, you're all right!"
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-{{TabQ
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+:''[While digging up the Simpsons' backyard, [[Santa's Little Helper]] tears up the television cable, disrupting service in the neighborhood, including at the Wiggum residence. [[Chief Wiggum]] and his wife are in bed watching TV when the picture goes off.]''
-:'''Bart''': Mom, can she live with us?
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[crestfallen]'' "Awwww!!"
-:'''Marge''': Of course not! She is not even ours.
+:'''TV Announcer''': ''[pleasant voice]'' "Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."
-:''Rich Texan, the owner of the dog, appears to give the dog leash, and thus transfer ownership to Marge''
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''[peering under the covers]'' "Well, I'll be damned."
-:'''Rich Texan''': She is yours now! Once they fall in love they lose their racing ability.
-:'''Marge''': But will you not miss her?
+----
-:'''Rich Texan'''{guffawing}: Lady, you are all right!
 {{Season 6 Q}}
 [[Category:Quotes]]