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HomerGriffin at 20:09, January 12, 2020

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 {{qf|[[Mrs. Glick]]}} It's a candy dish, Ned. 90 dollars!
 {{qf|Ned}} Uh-huh... well.. I.. uh... I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there!
 {{qf|Mrs. Glick}} No! Just candy, Ned. 90 dollars!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner? ''[turns it on]''

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 {{qf|[[Mrs. Glick]]}} It's a candy dish, Ned. 90 dollars!
 {{qf|Ned}} Uh-huh... well.. I.. uh... I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there!
 {{qf|Mrs. Glick}} No! Just candy, Ned. 90 dollars!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner? ''[turns it on]''

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 {{qf|[[Barbara Bush|Barbara]]}} Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again—go where nobody cared about politics. So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America.
 {{qf|George}} Just happy to be here among good, average people with no particular hopes or dreams.
-{{qf|[[Rod]]}} But, Mr. President, we're not all good people.
+{{qf|[[Rod]]}} ''[worried]'' But, Mr. President, we're not all good people.
-{{qf|[[Todd]]}} There's one little boy you should watch out for. He's a bad, bad little boy.
+{{qf|[[Todd]]}} ''[worried]'' There's one little boy you should watch out for. He's a bad, bad little boy.
 {{qf|Ned}} ''[nervous laugh]'' Now Todd, don't scare the president.
 :''[Bart skateboards by as evil music plays.]''
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 {{qf|George Bush}} Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb—
 {{qf|Bart}} How many times were you president, George?
-{{qf|George Bush}} You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
+{{qf|George Bush}} ''[annoyed]'' You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, where's your candy?
-{{qf|George}} We don't have any. Now go away!
+{{qf|George}} ''[even more annoyed]'' We don't have any. Now go away!
 {{qf|Barbara}} George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like.
 {{qf|George}} ''[scoffs]'' Can't remember the last time she made cookies for me.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa man!
-{{qf|George Bush}} Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
+{{qf|George Bush}} ''[fed up]'' Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[grabs Bart's knee and lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
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 {{qf|Homer}} He spanked you? You? Bart Simpson?
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 {{qf|Abe}} And that's why your no-good kids are running wild! ''[points at Lisa, reading quietly]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[furious]'' First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey! You owe me an apology.
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 {{qf|Homer}} For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!
 {{qf|George Bush}} Never. You tell him to apologize for destroying my memoirs!
-{{qf|Homer}} Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
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 {{qf|George}} I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.

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 {{qf|George Bush}} Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb—
 {{qf|Bart}} How many times were you president, George?
-{{qf|George Bush}} ''[annoyed]'' You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
+{{qf|George Bush}} You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, where's your candy?
-{{qf|George}} ''[even more annoyed]'' We don't have any. Now go away!
+{{qf|George}} We don't have any. Now go away!
 {{qf|Barbara}} George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like.
 {{qf|George}} ''[scoffs]'' Can't remember the last time she made cookies for me.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa man!
-{{qf|George Bush}} ''[fed up with Bart bothering him]'' Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
+{{qf|George Bush}} Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' He spanked you? You? Bart Simpson?
+{{qf|Homer}} He spanked you? You? Bart Simpson?
 {{qf|Bart}} I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation.
 {{qf|[[Abe]]}} Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions.
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 {{qf|Abe}} And that's why your no-good kids are running wild! ''[points at Lisa, reading quietly]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[furious]'' First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
+{{qf|Homer}} First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey! You owe me an apology.
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 {{qf|Homer}} For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!
 {{qf|George Bush}} Never. You tell him to apologize for destroying my memoirs!
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
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 {{qf|George}} I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.

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 {{qf|George Bush}} Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb—
 {{qf|Bart}} How many times were you president, George?
-{{qf|George Bush}} You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
+{{qf|George Bush}} ''[annoyed]'' You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name.
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, where's your candy?
-{{qf|George}} We don't have any. Now go away!
+{{qf|George}} ''[even more annoyed]'' We don't have any. Now go away!
 {{qf|Barbara}} George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like.
 {{qf|George}} ''[scoffs]'' Can't remember the last time she made cookies for me.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa man!
-{{qf|George Bush}} Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
+{{qf|George Bush}} ''[fed up with Bart bothering him]'' Whoa, nothing. I'm gonna do something your daddy should have done a long time ago. ''[lightly spanks Bart]'' Now go home and think about what you've done, young man.
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-{{qf|Homer}} He spanked you? You? Bart Simpson?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' He spanked you? You? Bart Simpson?
 {{qf|Bart}} I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation.
 {{qf|[[Abe]]}} Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions.
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 {{qf|Abe}} And that's why your no-good kids are running wild! ''[points at Lisa, reading quietly]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[furious]'' First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey! You owe me an apology.
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 {{qf|Homer}} For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!
 {{qf|George Bush}} Never. You tell him to apologize for destroying my memoirs!
-{{qf|Homer}} Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' Bart, you never told me you destroyed his memoirs. ''[to Bush]'' Never!
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 {{qf|George}} I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.

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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[finishing a canned drink]'' It's easier, duh. ''[litters]''
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-{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Howdy, neighbors!  May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Howdy, neighbors! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh... spray the boy. ''[Apu sprays Bart]''
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 {{qf|Mrs. Glick}} No! Just candy, Ned. 90 dollars!
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-{{qf|Marge}} Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner?  ''[turns it on]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner? ''[turns it on]''
 {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Hmm. It's awfully loud.
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, you can always take the motor out and use it as an ordinary tie rack. ''[does so]''
-{{qf|Skinner}} ''[scoffs]'' But now the ties are motionless, and those in back are virtually inaccessible.  Well, it's a moot point, as I have only one tie to begin with.  I believe I'll pass. ''[walks off]'' ''[pops head back]'' Have you sold that tie rack yet?
+{{qf|Skinner}} ''[scoffs]'' But now the ties are motionless, and those in back are virtually inaccessible. Well, it's a moot point, as I have only one tie to begin with. I believe I'll pass. ''[walks off]'' ''[pops head back]'' Have you sold that tie rack yet?
 {{qf|Marge}} No.
 {{qf|Skinner}} I'll take it.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Wow, a former president living right across the street.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, why did he have to move in on my territory?  Look at him. Thinks just because he led the free world, he can act like a big shot! Stupid President... why couldn't he just stay in his own state?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, why did he have to move in on my territory? Look at him. Thinks just because he led the free world, he can act like a big shot! Stupid President... why couldn't he just stay in his own state?
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to have a celebrity in the neighborhood.
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-{{qf|Ned}} Howdily doodily, there, President Bush—or should I say, "President Neighbor"!  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd.
+{{qf|Ned}} Howdily doodily, there, President Bush—or should I say, "President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd.
 {{qf|George Bush}} Well, howdily doodily yourself, there, Ned. This is my wife Barbara. I call her Bar. Would you like some lemonade?
 {{qf|Ned}} Tip top notch!
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 {{qf|Abe}} And that's why your no-good kids are running wild! ''[points at Lisa, reading quietly]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably.  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
+{{qf|Homer}} First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk—probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey! You owe me an apology.
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 {{qf|George}} I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo!  In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike.
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike.
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 {{qf|Barbara}} It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- ''[Bush honks his horn impatiently]''—oh, my. Well, so long. ''[Barbara gets in and they drive off]''

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 {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo!  In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike.
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-{{qf|Barbara}} It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- ''[Bush honks his horn impatiently]''  -- oh, my. Well, so long. ''[Barbara gets in and they drive off]''
+{{qf|Barbara}} It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- ''[Bush honks his horn impatiently]''—oh, my. Well, so long. ''[Barbara gets in and they drive off]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Bye bye.
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