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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:46, February 28, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l69" >Line 69:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 69:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} I'm magical pants, okay?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} I'm magical pants, okay?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} I've traveled from my home planet--[[Wrang-lor]], in the 501 <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">galaxy--because </del>it is in the throes of a climate catastrophe. Toxins have leached into our precipitation, turning my kind into acid-washed jeans.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} I've traveled from my home planet--[[Wrang-lor]], in the 501 <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">galaxy—because </ins>it is in the throes of a climate catastrophe. Toxins have leached into our precipitation, turning my kind into acid-washed jeans.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} But isn't that cool?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} But isn't that cool?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} It's never been cool.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Denim}} It's never been cool.</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextCre|Shoddy Heat|Women in Shorts}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mayor_Quimby" class="mw-redirect" title="Mayor Quimby">Mayor Quimby</a>}} Thanks to Lisa Simpson&#039;s tireless and tiresome advocacy, Springfield will now be pr...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextCre|Shoddy Heat|Women in Shorts}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Thanks to Lisa Simpson's tireless and tiresome advocacy, Springfield will now be providing free LED light bulbs to every household.<br /> {{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} I can use the money I save to pay for these louder bullets!<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I applaud Springfield for finally embracing a progressive idea.<br /> {{qf|The Rich Texan}} Whoa, Nelly! It's a progressive idea? Well, now I hate it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|''[[Tox News]]'' host}} And in the culture wars, a new battle is being fought in the town of Springfield where they're coming after your light bulbs. What's next, your truck's testicles? [[Mrs. Butterworth]]'s ample bosom?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Go, monster! Crush that sculpture garden.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wait. Bart, you're a right-winger?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Nah, I'm mostly just anti-you and anti-girl in general. And pro wrecking stuff that helps people.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} So that's a yes.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, I guess those two little twerps over there will have to do.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Great. You just smooshed Otto.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Ew. Gross.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, giant donut, I'm sorry I ate all your babies!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} If we can both laugh at a fat guy stuck in a donut, we can work together and kick some ass.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I guess civilization had a good run.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Did it?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Concert halls were nice.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Trampoline gyms.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Internet was a mistake, though.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hmm. Probably.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Work in Mr. Burns's corn syrup plant is done for the day.<br /> :''[the employees cheer]''<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Work building Mr. Burns's mansion begins for the night.<br /> :''[the employees groan]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Is this house ever gonna be finished? My father and grandfather died working on this place.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} You're looking at the four-time Aberdeen bone-yanking champion.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} You old fool. A promise made upon a [[Thanksgiving]] wishbone must never be broken.<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Bah! That's just an old wives' tale.<br /> {{qf|Agnes}} This has nothing to do with our divorce. Now you are cursed to be tormented by the souls of all you have wronged till the end of your days.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now I remember why I married you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[sighs]'' All alone on the holidays. Perhaps a sip of bi-hydrogenated oxygen before bed.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Must have been the wind. Yes, an indoor wind. Completely natural. Super natural, even. A pair of normal occurrences.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Agnes}} You starved your workers and made millions selling the corn syrup that will embiggen an unsuspecting nation for generations to come.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Farewell, you hectoring specters. You can't torment me if I'm dead. Ooh. I forgot about hell.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} What could have driven such a great man to burn himself and the house he loved?<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} And on the day after Thanksgiving too. Truly it will henceforth be known as Black Friday. A day that will serve as a warning to never mistreat workers again, no matter how good the deal is.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I don't know, Barney. I've never really been a jeans guy.<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Come on, Homer. A swinging bachelor like you needs flashy pants.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Amazing. You can see where my butt ends and my legs begin instead of being one big bleurgh.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} I'll take all the cash in the register. And is that a chocolate chip scone?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Raisin.<br /> {{qf|Snake}} Ugh. No, just the cash.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What the hell is going on?<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Denim}}}} Calm down, Homer. I am Denim. A bio-adaptive symbiote.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} A symbi-what?<br /> {{qf|Denim}} I'm magical pants, okay?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Denim}} I've traveled from my home planet--[[Wrang-lor]], in the 501 galaxy--because it is in the throes of a climate catastrophe. Toxins have leached into our precipitation, turning my kind into acid-washed jeans.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} But isn't that cool?<br /> {{qf|Denim}} It's never been cool.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Denim}} To survive on your planet, our species requires a human host. And my host is you. Your undercarriage is so wide, and your methane exhaust so nourishing.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Denim}} One chili dog, extra beans.<br /> {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Yeah. You got it, talking crotch.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I've never seen such amazing leg dancing before. I didn't even bother to look at your top half, but I'm sure it was just as good.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} That was the most amazing outercourse of my life.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, I like to think I'm something of an expert at friction-based rub-a-dub.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Look, Denim. We've had some laughs, danced, leg-strangled a guy. And I could have never gotten Marge without you. There's no easy way to say this, but maybe it's time for me to fart in other pants.<br /> {{qf|Denim}} No, no, no. Homer, don't break up with me. No one will ever flatter your ass like I do.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Run, Marge, run! Run from my pants!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Stop. I'm never gonna let anything come between us again. These past weeks have been the best of my life. I can't live without you.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homie. I love you too.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh, yeah, I wasn't talking to you.<br /> {{qf|Denim}} Yes! Thank you, Jeansus.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[sniffles]'' Oh. Deep down, I knew it all along.<br /> <br /> {{Season 36|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Treehouse of Horror 35/Quotes}}</div>

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