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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Her mother died in childbirth. The, uh, father is listed as 10,000 lunatics, but, uh, none of them has shown up yet.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sold.
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I should warn you, however. We ran the standard newborn screen on her, and, uh, she tested positive... for evil.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Oh, I must stop this spawn of Satan. But can I really find it in my heart to kill a child?
:''[Maggie changes Rod and Todd]''
{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} I like Morrissey.
{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Reality bites.
{{qf|Ned}} Looks like I'll be digging three graves.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Your friend's bike crashed here. We found his inhaler here. And over here is his final pee stain.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} He did drink a lot of New Cokes last night.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Look, what the hell year is this anyway? I'm really getting confused.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'd better use my psychic powers.
{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I didn't know you had psychic powers.
{{qf|Lisa}} Girls are afraid to use them, because then we're called unfeminine. We needlessly lost a lot of good witches at Salem.
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{{qf|Homer}} [[Mr. Burns]] opened a portal to another dimension that released a lot of monsters.
{{qf|Milhouse}} What was he looking for?
{{qf|Homer}} It's all part of a secret government program to find monsters.
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{{qf|[[St. Greeter]]}} Homer Simpson, welcome to [[Heaven]].
{{qf|Homer}} Are you [[St. Peter]]?
{{qf|St. Greeter}} No, I'm St. Greeter, if you'll forgive the pun.
{{qf|Homer}} I don't forgive it.
:''[St. Greeter falls through a fiery hole]''
{{qf|St. Greeter}} Damn you...!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello?
{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a football player's body]'' Hello, Marge.
{{qf|Marge}} How do you know my name?
{{qf|Homer}} Now, don't freak out, but it's me, your husband Homer.I died, and I'm inside the body of this football player.
{{qf|Marge}} How could I possibly believe that?
{{qf|Homer}} Because I know something about you that no one else knows.
{{qf|Marge}} What's that?
{{qf|Homer}} I forget.
{{qf|Marge}} ''[gasps]'' It's you!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[in [[Superintendent Chalmers]]' body and voice]'' Skinner! Because of new school rules, from now on, Bart gets all A's. ''[Bart whispers to Homer]''
{{qf|Homer}} ''[in Chalmers' body]'' Give yourself a purple nurple. Purpler. Purpler.
{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is pure indigo.
{{qf|Bart}} He said, "Purpler."
{{qf|Skinner}} Yes, sir.
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{{qf|[[Kang]]}} I am Kang the Conqueror.
{{qf|[[Selma]]}} I am Selma the available.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hold it right there, Simpson. What are you up to?
{{qf|Homer}} Um, I am, uh, you know, uh, cover story, stalling for time, cover story, hemming, hawing, excuse, alibi. Promotion?
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{{qf|Kang}} My partner [[Kodos]] will meet us at the top of [[Mount Springfield]].
{{qf|Selma}} Partner?
{{qf|Kang}} Writing partner. They told us, if you want to make it in showbiz, you have to be on Earth.
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{{qf|[[Patty]]}} I have to warn you-- I'm gay.
{{qf|Kodos}} That's all right. I have 32 sexual identities. I'm Klingon curious, always up for some Wookiee nookie or an R2 threesome, not to mention some Deep Space Nine, or possibly Jabba the Butt.

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 {{qf|Kodos}} That's all right. I have 32 sexual identities. I'm Klingon curious, always up for some Wookiee nookie or an R2 threesome, not to mention some Deep Space Nine, or possibly Jabba the Butt.
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