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Loco87 at 13:24, October 24, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 11:31, October 24, 2014

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 {{qf|Beelzebart}} Every time the sinner screams in pain, the scream blows this windmill, which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear... causing more screaming.
-{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Wow. Wow. Oh, that is so evil -- and I know evil! I'm head of the teachers' union.
+{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Wow. Wow. Oh, that is so evil—and I know evil! I'm head of the teachers' union.
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I couldn't help noticing this school is located in... I'm not one to judge, but... um...
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 {{qf|Dum}} How do they expect to draw the eye to their chunky-wunks?
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-{{qf|Moog}} Come on, Glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!
+{{qf|Moog}} Come on, Glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do—beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Homie... I think we're not alone.

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-== School is Hell ==
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson. Concrete in the sandbox...
-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I don't get lost anymore!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[laughing]'' Penal.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ...spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady...
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I wanna see boobs in the soup.
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]'' Penile
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} There is no naked lunch lady! Bart made it up!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's not like you made me say "penis"!
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[bigger laugh]''
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-{{qf|[[Hellroads teacher]]}} Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
+{{qf|Moog}} ''[narrating]'' Everything was all fish and chippy... until Dum collected himself a twiggy-wick.
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-{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
+{{qf|[[Dum]]}} Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird and she wants me to give up the glug life.
-{{qf|{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}}} Torture?
+{{qf|Moog}} Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future would you have without your truest lunos by your side?
-{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} ''[sighs]'' Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
+{{qf|[[Dum's wife|Dum's girlfriend]]}} ''[proudly]'' Dum got a job at the [[Tower of London]]... as a beefeater!
 {{qf|Dum}} I hope it's what I think it is.
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-{{qf|Present Marge}} Homer, do something!
+{{qf|Moog}} These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.
-{{qf|Present Homer}} Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
+{{qf|Announcer}} Tonight, on [[Fox]]...
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-{{qf|Ghost of Past Marge}} ''[to Present Homer]'' She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shrieks]'' A ghost!
-{{qf|Ghost of Past Homer}} ''[yells at Ghost Marge]'' Quit making cracks!
+{{qf|Marge}} I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me. Plus, I'm dead.
-{{qf|Ghost of Past Bart}} ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't yell at me! I'm a double widower! But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me!
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-{{qf|Marge}} I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead.
+{{qf|[[Marvin Monroe]]}} Simpsons, please! This fighting solves nothing.
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 == School is Hell ==
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[laughing]'' Penal.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[laughing]'' Penal.
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
-:'''Bart:''' ''[laughing]'' Penile
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]'' Penile
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' It's not like you made me say "penis"!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's not like you made me say "penis"!
-:'''Bart:''' ''[laughing]''
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[laughing]''
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-:'''[[Hellroads teacher]]:''' Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
+{{qf|[[Hellroads teacher]]}} Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
-:'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher!
-:'''Hellroads teacher:''' Down here, we can make that happen.
+{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Down here, we can make that happen.
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-:'''Hellroads teacher:''' Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
+{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
-:'''{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}:''' Torture?
+{{qf|{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}}} Torture?
-:'''Hellroads teacher:''' ''[sighs]'' Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
+{{qf|Hellroads teacher}} ''[sighs]'' Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
-:'''[[Beelzebart Simpson|Beelzebart]]:''' Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him.
+{{qf|[[Beelzebart]]}} Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him.
-:'''Homer:''' No, boy. I want you to do it.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No, boy. I want you to do it.
-:'''Beelzebart:''' What? Why?
+{{qf|Beelzebart}} What? Why?
-:'''Homer:''' Bart, you went to [[Hell]] and came back a winner, like [[Jesus]]. Now, come on, boy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart, you went to [[Hell]] and came back a winner, like [[Jesus]]. Now, come on, boy.
-:'''Beelzebart:''' Pull me apart like string cheese.
+{{qf|Beelzebart}} Pull me apart like string cheese.
-:''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer:''' [[D'oh]]! D'oh! ''[shrieks]''
+:''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer}} [[D'oh]]! D'oh! ''[shrieks]''
 == A Clockwork Yellow ==
-:'''[[Dum]]:''' Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life.
+{{qf|[[Dum]]}} Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life.
-:'''[[Moog]]:''' Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?
+{{qf|[[Moog]]}} Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?
-:'''[[Dum's wife]]:''' Dum got a job at the [[Tower of London]] as a Beefeater!
+{{qf|[[Dum's wife]]}} Dum got a job at the [[Tower of London]] as a Beefeater!
-:'''Dum:''' I hope it's what I think it is.
+{{qf|Dum}} I hope it's what I think it is.
 == The Others ==
-:'''[[Homer|Present Homer]]:''' Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license!
+{{qf|Present Homer}} Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license!
-:'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
+{{qf|Ghost of Past Homer}} Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
-:'''Present Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' He is me!
+{{qf|Present Homer}} ''[gasps]'' He is me!
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-:'''[[Marge|Present Marge]]:''' Homer, do something!
+{{qf|Present Marge}} Homer, do something!
-:'''Present Homer:''' Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
+{{qf|Present Homer}} Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
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-:'''Ghost of Past Marge:''' ''[to Present Homer]'' She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
+{{qf|Ghost of Past Marge}} ''[to Present Homer]'' She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
-:'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' ''[yells at Ghost Marge]'' Quit making cracks!
+{{qf|Ghost of Past Homer}} ''[yells at Ghost Marge]'' Quit making cracks!
-:'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
+{{qf|Ghost of Past Bart}} ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
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-:'''Marge:''' I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead.
+{{qf|Marge}} I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead.
 {{Season 26|Q}}

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 :'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
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-:'''Marge:''' I feel like a ghost the way you haven’t been paying attention to me! Plus, I’m dead.
+:'''Marge:''' I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me! Plus, I'm dead.
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 :'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
 :'''Present Homer:''' (gasp) He is me!
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 :'''Present Marge:''' Homer, do something!
 :'''Present Homer:''' Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
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 :'''Ghost of Past Marge:''' (to Present Homer) She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
 :'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' (yell at Ghost Marge) Quit making cracks!
 :'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' (to Ghost Homer) Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
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	:'''Dum''': I hope it's what I think it is.		:'''Dum''': I hope it's what I think it is.

		+	==The Other==
		+	:'''Present Homer:''' Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license!
		+	:'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
		+	:'''Present Homer:''' (gasp) He is me!
		+	---
		+	:'''Present Marge:''' Homer, do something!
		+	:'''Present Homer:''' Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
		+	---
		+	:'''Ghost of Past Marge:''' (to Present Homer) She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
		+	:'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' (yell at Ghost Marge) Quit making cracks!
		+	:'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' (to Ghost Homer) Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
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