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Solar Dragon at 13:26, July 19, 2017

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210.195.144.215 at 09:58, May 6, 2013

2013-05-06T09:58:04Z

27.110.176.245: /* Don't Have a Cow, Mankind */

2013-04-11T14:04:16Z

‎Don't Have a Cow, Mankind

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]''
-{{qf|Krusty}} Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills the [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
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 {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.

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 == Opening ==
-{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
+{{qf|{{ap|Count Dracula|monster}}}} Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
 {{qf|Boys}} Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
 {{qf|[[Frankenstein]]}} We lame-os?

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 == Opening ==
-:'''[[Count Dracula]]:''' Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
+{{qf|[[Count Dracula]]}} Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
-:'''Boys:''' Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
+{{qf|Boys}} Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
-:'''[[Frankenstein]]:''' We lame-os?
+{{qf|[[Frankenstein]]}} We lame-os?
-:'''Dracula:''' I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
+{{qf|Dracula}} I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
 == Don't Have a Cow, Mankind ==
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' I'm here at [[Krusty Burger]] for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." [[Krusty]], what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I'm here at [[Krusty Burger]] for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." [[Krusty]], what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
-:'''Krusty:''' I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' The math checks out!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} The math checks out!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
-:'''Kent Brockman:''' And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]''
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]''
-:'''Krusty:''' Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' All right!
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} All right!
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Yeah, you better!
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, you better!
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Thank you.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Thank you.
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-:'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' Come with me if you want to live.
+{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Come with me if you want to live.
 :''[Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]''
-:'''Homer:''' Another politician who can't keep his promises.
+{{qf|Homer}} Another politician who can't keep his promises.
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-:'''Soldier:''' Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
+{{qf|Soldier}} Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
-:'''Marge:''' Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
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-:'''Lisa:''' [[Apu]], how do you survive?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Apu, how do you survive?
-:'''Apu:''' Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. ''[He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]''
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. ''[He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]''
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night,  there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
 {{Season 21|Q}}

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 :'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
 :'''Kent Brockman:''' And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]''
-:'''Krusty:''' Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
+:'''Krusty:''' Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky-voiced teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
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 :'''[[Moe]]:''' A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.

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 == Opening ==
-Monster Gathering
+:'''[[Dracula]]:''' Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
-:Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
+:'''Boys:''' Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
-:Boys: Hey, lame-os.
+:'''[[Frankenstein]]:''' We lame-os?
-::Turner Classic Movies called.
+:'''Dracula:''' I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
 == Don't Have a Cow, Mankind ==
-We now see Kent Brockman outside Burger Squared
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' I'm here at [[Krusty Burger]] for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." [[Krusty]], what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
-:Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
+:'''Krusty:''' I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
-:Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' The math checks out!
-:Homer: The math checks out!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
-:Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
-:Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
+:'''Kent Brockman:''' And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]''
-:Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
+:'''Krusty:''' Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]] and then kills the camera man]''
 ----
-Twenty-eight days later, Springfield's inhabitants have all succumbed to the cow virus and are eating or infecting everyone else who is not a Muncher
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
-:Moe: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
+:'''[[Barney]]:''' All right!
-:Barney: All right!
+:'''[[Carl]]:''' Yeah, you better!
-:Carl: Yeah, you better!
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Thank you.
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-Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
+:'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' Come with me if you want to live.
-:Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
+:''[Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]''
-''Zombies burts in and attack Rainier.''
+:'''Homer:''' Another politician who can't keep his promises.
 ----
-Simpsons arrive in the town
+:'''Soldier:''' Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
-:Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
+:'''Marge:''' Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
 ----
-(Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes to pop out. The SUV breaks a "BIOHAZARD" barricade)
+:'''Lisa:''' [[Apu]], how do you survive?
-:Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive?
+:'''Apu:''' Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. ''[He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]''
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-Lisa see the happy children
+:'''Lisa:''' Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night,  there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
 {{Season 21|Q}}