Treehouse of Horror XVI/Quotes - Revision history

45.162.177.151: /* I've Grown a Costume on Your Face */

2025-03-09T13:55:13Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face

2023-08-21T20:52:58Z

2022-08-25T13:50:54Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face: replaced: Old Jewish Man → Old Jewish man (2)

2022-03-13T14:04:51Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face: replaced: Grandpa → Grampa (2)

2021-05-20T12:33:05Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face: replaced: :'''[[ → {{qf|, :''' → {{qf|, {{qf| → }} , }}: → }}

2021-04-09T19:08:22Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face: replaced: {{W|Steve Martin}} → {{Ch|Steve Martin}}

2020-12-13T15:35:42Z

‎I've Grown a Costume on Your Face: replaced: Steve Martin → {{W|Steve Martin}}

2020-04-30T18:13:42Z

‎Survival of the Fattest: replaced: Blue-Haired Lawyer → Blue-haired lawyer

2020-03-13T22:15:32Z

‎top: replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}

2019-10-20T06:56:11Z

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 {{qf|Mayor Quimby McCheese}} ''[being eaten by the dogs]'' I am not a Happy Meal right now.
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-{{qf|Lisa Einstein}} ''[German accent]'' Ach! Zer must be some way out of zis ''verdammten'' spell.
+{{qf|Lisa Einstein}} ''[German accent]'' Ach! It must be some way out of this ''verdammten'' spell.
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, you think you can check on your father?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, zat is an excellent use of a genius brain, to look after an idiot head.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, that is an excellent use of a genius brain, to look after an idiot head.
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-{{qf|Lisa Einstein}} *gasp* zats de answer, [[Maggie]]'s a veal vitch now, she can veverse the spell!
+{{qf|Lisa Einstein}} *gasp* That's the answer, [[Maggie]]'s a real witch now, she can reverse the spell!
 :''[Werebart growls and jumps on the table]''
-{{qf|WereBart}} I don't want to reverse the spell, I can howl at the moon and eat rats ''[eats a rat and howls]''
+{{qf|WereBart}} I don't want to reverse the spell, I can howl at the moon and eat rats! ''[eats a rat and howls]''
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 {{qf|Apu-D2}} As for Apu-D2, I can go both ways. Beep, boop, beep, click, click.

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 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} ''[after getting shot by Burns]'' Ah,you got me. But I shall be reincarnated. ''[dies, then a rabbit with Apu's face appears]''
-{{qf|Rabbit Apu}} Ha, ha! You can't kill a Hindu! ''[his foreleg gets caught in a bear trap]'' Ah! Help me Jesus!
+{{qf|Rabbit Apu}} Ha, ha! You can't kill a Hindu! ''[his tail gets caught in a bear trap]'' Ah! Help me Jesus!
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 :''[Homer running away from Burns while Burns is shooting him. A TV show logo appears.]''

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 {{qf|Apu}} Sucker! 25 dollars won't buy you a Balance bar! I exaggerate, but my prices are very high.
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-{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} ''[to the witch]'' Now, which one of our beloved regulars are you? [[Lindsey Naegle]]? [[Helen Lovejoy]]? Old Jewish Man?
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} ''[to the witch]'' Now, which one of our beloved regulars are you? [[Lindsey Naegle]]? [[Helen Lovejoy]]? Old Jewish man?
-{{qf|[[Old Jewish Man]]}} No, I'm here. I'm dressed as my brother Ivan. Everyday I miss him.
+{{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} No, I'm here. I'm dressed as my brother Ivan. Everyday I miss him.
 {{qf|[[Witch]]}} Well, this is a little bit awkward, because I am not wearing a costume. I'm a real witch! ''[everyone gasps]''
 {{qf|Carl}} Wait a minute. That's cheating!

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 {{qf|Witch}}I am turning you into your costumes.
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-{{qf|[[Grandpa]]}} Look at me! I'm a hip, young, strapping gorilla!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Look at me! I'm a hip, young, strapping gorilla!
 :''[Starts swinging from the telephone wires, but misses one wire and falls down, hurting himself. Dr. Dracula appears.]''
 {{qf|Dr. Dracula}} Off we go to the gorilla hospital. ''[they fly off]''
-{{qf|Grandpa}} That's it, suck the poison out. Hey wait a minute. ''[screams]''
+{{qf|Grampa}} That's it, suck the poison out. Hey wait a minute. ''[screams]''
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 {{qf|Disco Stu}} ''[who went as {{Ch|Steve Martin}}]'' Disco Stu wishes he'd gone as Marilyn McCoo.

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 {{qf|Grandpa}} That's it, suck the poison out. Hey wait a minute. ''[screams]''
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-:'''[[Disco Stu]] (who went as {{Ch|Steve Martin}}):''' Disco Stu wishes he'd gone as Marilyn McCoo.
+{{qf|Disco Stu}} ''[who went as {{Ch|Steve Martin}}]'' Disco Stu wishes he'd gone as Marilyn McCoo.
 {{qf|Witch}} Good luck getting your deposits back on those costumes!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, zat is an excellent use of a genius brain, to look after an idiot head.
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-{{qf|Lisa Einstein}}: *gasp* zats de answer, [[Maggie]]'s a veal vitch now, she can veverse the spell!
+{{qf|Lisa Einstein}} *gasp* zats de answer, [[Maggie]]'s a veal vitch now, she can veverse the spell!
 :''[Werebart growls and jumps on the table]''
 {{qf|WereBart}} I don't want to reverse the spell, I can howl at the moon and eat rats ''[eats a rat and howls]''

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 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Five minutes of running? Just shoot me now! ''[Burns does so]''
 {{qf|Burns}} Well, that broke the ice. Whoever lives to noon tomorrow shall win his freedom!
-{{qf|[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}} Excuse me. What gives you the right to do this?
+{{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Excuse me. What gives you the right to do this?
 {{qf|Burns}} You tell me. You are my lawyer.
 {{qf|Lawyer}} Well, you are zoned for hunting and you claim killing humans is part of your religion. I think I can write something up. ''[cut to the Lawyer on a typewriter]'' There. This should work in just about any courtroom.

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