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2F13: formatting

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update to standard; shrunken head comment

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 {{qf|Eliza Simpson}} Yet another sword of Osiris! But that must mean... the murderer is still at large!
-{{qf|Dr. Bartley}} He could have killed this one days ago -- the body is bloated and the face is rotten.
+{{qf|Dr. Bartley}} He could have killed this one days ago—the body is bloated and the face is rotten.
 {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} It was five minutes ago, you twit.
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 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Uh, you die eating a submarine sandwich.
 {{qf|Homer}} What kind of bread?
-{{qf|Ned}} Country parmesan.
+{{qf|Ned}} Country Parmesan.
 {{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo!
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-{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Am I the only one here who's in horrible pain?
-:''[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You're the only one who won't shut up about it.
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} More snickers bar pie, dad?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Ned, you nearly died... of a brain tumor. Thank goodness that bowling ball knocked it out of your head.
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-{{qf|Ned}} Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
+{{qf|Homer}} So, what'd I die of? Too much happiness? Naked girl avalanche?
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-:''[Ned shoots Homer.]''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Flanders, why are you moving?
-{{qf|Ned}} Homer! Fall backward!
+{{qf|Ned}} 'Cause I had a vision of myself... shooting your father.
-:''[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
-{{qf|Ned}} Phew!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, you can't fight fate, but if you must shoot our father, please remember our family motto: "Not in the face."
-:''[Homer turns on to his back and dies.]''
+----
-{{qf|Ned}} Phew!
+{{qf|Ned}} Homer, please, don't tempt the gods. I-I mean God! There's-there's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
-:''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]''
+----
-{{qf|Ned}} Oh, you stupid son of a...... ''[town explodes]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm so scared. Ned Flanders is pointing a gun at me. You couldn't even shoot me by accident, even if I whacked the barrel like this. ''[whacks barrel and giggles]''
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-{{qf|Lisa}} If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
+{{qf|Ned}} Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
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 {{qf|[[Lou]]}} What should we do with the body?
-{{qf|Wiggum}} I want you to dust her for prints.
+{{qf|[[Inspector Wiggum]]}} I want you to dust her for prints.
 {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} What does that mean?
-{{qf|Wiggum}} The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
+{{qf|Inspector Wiggum}} The Prince is coming by. And I want her clean when he looks her over.
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-:''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Please spare me. I'm not a murderer, I'm not. And I've never known the pleasures of a woman... or a proper eating apple!
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-{{qf|Ned}} I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
+{{qf|Inspector Wiggum}} Why can't you be more like Eddie? He never says a word against me.
-{{qf|Bart}} In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
+{{qf|Lou}} That's 'cause you cut out his tongue.
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-{{qf|Ned}} Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
+{{qf|Marge}} Why is my swimsuit so revealing?
-{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll never go back... starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, that's what turns a mediocre voyage into a fantastic voyage. ''[growls]''
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-{{qf|Bart}} Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
+{{qf|Marge}} Bart, what are you doing?
-{{qf|Homer}} You're the only one who won't shut up about it
+{{qf|Bart}} Takin' a whiz.
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 {{qf|Ned}} Phew!
 :''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]''
-{{qf|Ned}} Oh, you stupid son of a…… ''[town explodes]''
+{{qf|Ned}} Oh, you stupid son of a...... ''[town explodes]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
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 {{qf|Ned}} Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
-{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'll never go back... starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
 {{qf|Ned}} B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
 {{qf|Homer}} But ice cream cake!

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 {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
 :''[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]''
-:''[Homer looks and decides to press the button]''
+:''[Homer looks and decides to press the button.]''
 {{qf|Ned}} Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
 :''[Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]''
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} More snickers bar pie, dad?
 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
-:'''Home:r''' ''[inside Burns]'' If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[inside Burns]'' If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
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 {{qf|Ned}} Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
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-:''[Ned shoots Homer]''
+:''[Ned shoots Homer.]''
-{{qf|Ned}} Homer! Fall backward! ''[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button]''
+{{qf|Ned}} Homer! Fall backward!
 {{qf|Ned}} Phew!
-:''[Homer turns on to his back and dies]''
+:''[Homer turns on to his back and dies.]''
 {{qf|Ned}} Phew!
 :''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
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-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[sighs]'' Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
 {{qf|[[Lou]]}} What should we do with the body?
 {{qf|Wiggum}} I want you to dust her for prints.
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 {{qf|Wiggum}} The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
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-:''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd]''
+:''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} I know these missionaries!
 {{qf|Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders}} I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.
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 {{qf|Ned}} B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
 {{qf|Homer}} But ice cream cake!
-:''[Homer drives off]''
+:''[Homer drives off.]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?

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-:'''[[Ned]]''': Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
+:'''[[Ned]]:''' Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
-Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!
+:''[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]''
-:'''(Homer looks and decides to press the button)
+:''[Homer looks and decides to press the button]''
 :'''Ned''': Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
-:'''Transmitted''': Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
+:''[Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]''
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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': More snickers bar pie, dad?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
-:'''Homer''': (inside Burns) If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
+:'''Home:r''' ''[inside Burns]'' If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
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-:'''Ned''': Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
+:'''Ned:''' Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
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-(Ned shoots Homer)
+:''[Ned shoots Homer]''
-:'''Ned''': Homer! Fall backward! (Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button)
+:'''Ned:''' Homer! Fall backward! ''[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button]''
-:'''Ned''': Phew!
+:'''Ned:''' Phew!
-(Homer turns on to his back and dies)
+:''[Homer turns on to his back and dies]''
-:'''Ned''': Phew!
+:'''Ned:''' Phew!
-(Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button)
+:''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]''
-:'''Ned''': Oh, you stupid son of a…… (town explodes)
+:'''Ned:''' Oh, you stupid son of a…… ''[town explodes]''
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 :'''Lisa''': If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
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-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
-:'''[[Lou]]''': What should we do with the body?
+:'''[[Lou]]:''' What should we do with the body?
-:'''Wiggum''': I want you to dust her for prints.
+:'''Wiggum:''' I want you to dust her for prints.
-:'''[[Eddie]]''': What does that mean?
+:'''[[Eddie]]:''' What does that mean?
-:'''Wiggum''': The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
+:'''Wiggum:''' The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
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-:'''Ned''': I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
+:''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd]''
-:'''Bart''': In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
+:'''Bart:''' I know these missionaries!
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-:'''Ned''': Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
+:'''Ned:''' I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
-:'''Homer''': Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
+:'''Bart:''' In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
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-:'''Bart''': Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
+:'''Ned:''' Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
-:'''Homer''': You're the only one who won't shut up about it
+:'''Homer:''' Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
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