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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Sloppy work as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level; ''you've'' sinned against nature.
 {{qf|[[Toad-Prince creature]]}} Please kill me.
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 :''[In [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|his lair]], Lord Montymort spies on the classroom.]''
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 {{qf|Audience}} Eeeeeewwwwwww!!
 :''[Skinner sprinkles Amnesia Dust over the audience again, and they laugh.]''
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 == Hex and the City ==
-{{qf|[[Gypsy]]}} ''[reading [[Marge]]'s fortune]'' I sense you live with much misery.
+{{qf|[[Gypsy]]}} ''[reading Marge's fortune]'' I sense you live with much misery.
-:''[Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]''
+:''[Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy".]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The perfect crime. ''[suddenly serious]'' Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday.
-{{qf|Gypsy}} I sense I should not take ... a check! ''[glares at Homer]''
+{{qf|Gypsy}} I sense I should not take... a check! ''[glares at Homer]''
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. That could mean your family, Homer.
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[annoyed, disgusted]'' No! Good night! Sheesh! ''[turns lights off]''
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-:''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that [[Homer]] use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the [[Gypsy]]'s curse.]''
+:''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that Homer use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]''
 {{qf|[[Carl]]}} You know, I was hexed by a troll, and a Leprechaun cured that right up.
 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns.
 {{qf|Carl}} Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun.
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-:''[The [[Leprechaun]] and the [[Gypsy]] have just got married. [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] are at the wedding.]''
+:''[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just got married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yep. Everything worked out for the best.
-{{qf|Marge}} What?! [[Bart]] is dead!
+{{qf|Marge}} What?! Bart is dead!
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back.
 {{qf|Marge}} The Gypsy said it would.
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 == House of Whacks ==
-:''[The [[Ultrahouse]] has just served the Simpsons dinner.]''
+:''[The Ultrahouse has just served the Simpsons dinner.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Mmmm ... various eggs.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mmmm... various eggs.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Soy-ghetti-Os!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, [[Pierce Brosnan|Pierce]], how'd you know our favorite foods?
-{{qf|[[Ultrahouse]]}} ''[Pierce Brosnan voice]'' I analyzed your ... um ... leavings.
+{{qf|[[Ultrahouse]]}} ''[Pierce Brosnan voice]'' I analyzed your... um... leavings.
 :''[The Simpsons are impressed. They eat dinner.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Pierce, that was delicious! Can we help you with the dishes?
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 :''[Marge giggles.]''
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} No, I'm asking.
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh ... uh ... Not a very good one?
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh... uh... Not a very good one?
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Damn straight.
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-:''[In the bathroom, water is running in the bathtub. [[Marge]] starts to take off her bathrobe to get into the tub.]''
+:''[In the bathroom, water is running in the bathtub. Marge starts to take off her bathrobe to get into the tub.]''
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Hello, Marge.
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[closing her robe and gasping]'' Oh, my!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Pierce, the water's perfect!
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Isn't it just. It gets better.
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, you don't have to do any- ''[The bubbles turn on in the tub.]'' Oooohhhh. Oh, oh, Pierce ... that's goooood ... mmmmmm ...
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, you don't have to do any- ''[the bubbles turn on in the tub.]'' Oooohhhh. Oh, oh, Pierce... that's goooood... mmmmmm ...
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Oh, oh, dear me. ''[clears fogged-up camera lens with a tiny windshield wiper]'' Oh, yes. Yum-yum-yum.
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-:''[The next morning, the [[Ultrahouse]] opens the blinds in the bedroom, awakening [[Marge]].]''
+:''[The next morning, the Ultrahouse opens the blinds in the bedroom, awakening Marge.]''
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Good morning, Marge.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[yawns]'' Good morning, Pierce. ''[notices that [[Homer]] is gone]'' Where's Homer?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[yawns]'' Good morning, Pierce. ''[notices that Homer is gone]'' Where's Homer?
 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} Uhhhhh, I think he went to work early.
 {{qf|Marge}} That sounds like a lie.
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 {{qf|Ultrahouse}} ''[on the phone]'' This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.
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-:''[The Simpsons run to the basement to disable the [[Ultrahouse]]'s central processor. [[Homer]] grabs an axe and starts swinging wildly.]''
+:''[The Simpsons run to the basement to disable the Ultrahouse's central processor. Homer grabs an axe and starts swinging wildly.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Die, you monster! ''[keeps swinging]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! That's the water softener!
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 == Wiz Kids ==
-:''[At [[Springwart's School of Magicry]] ...]''
+:''[At [[Springwart's School of Magicry]]...]''
 {{qf|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with some basic toad-to-prince spells. Everybody get out their toads.
-:''[The class complies, and Mrs. Krabappel goes to [[Milhouse]]'s desk.]''
+:''[The class complies, and Mrs. Krabappel goes to Milhouse's desk.]''
-{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[waving wand over toad]'' Slimy Prince Limey! ''[His toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire.]''
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[waving wand over toad]'' Slimy Prince Limey! ''[his toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire]''
-{{qf|[[Drunken prince|Drunken Prince]]}} ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then. ''[puckers up]''
+{{qf|[[Drunken prince]]}} ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then. ''[puckers up]''
-{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ''[scoffing]'' You call ''that'' charming? ''[She moves on to [[Lisa]].]''
+{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ''[scoffing]'' You call ''that'' charming? ''[she moves on to Lisa]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[waving wand]'' Hocus-croakus! ''[Her toad turns into a handsome young man in a suit with a Union-Jack vest.]''
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[waving wand]'' Hocus-croakus! ''[her toad turns into a handsome young man in a suit with a Union-Jack vest]''
-{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Oh, excellent, Lisa. A-plus. ''[aside to Lisa's prince]'' And we'll discuss ''your'' grade over breakfast. ''[She giggles.]''
+{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Oh, excellent, Lisa. A-plus. ''[aside to Lisa's prince]'' And we'll discuss ''your'' grade over breakfast. ''[she giggles]''
-{{qf|[[Handsome prince|Handsome Prince]]}} ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' Yes, rather.
+{{qf|[[Handsome prince]]}} ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' Yes, rather.
 :''[Mrs. Krabappel moves on to [[Bart]]'s desk.]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night, or ''[sarcastically]'' did your fairy godmother die again?
-{{qf|Bart}} I studied! ''[waves wand hesitantly]'' Abra-ca ... turn into a prince guy? ''[His toad turns into a hideous toad-prince creature that constantly vomits.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} I studied! ''[waves wand hesitantly]'' Abra-ca... turn into a prince guy? ''[his toad turns into a hideous toad-prince creature that constantly vomits]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Sloppy work as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level; ''you've'' sinned against nature.
-{{qf|[[Toad-Prince creature|Toad-Prince Creature]]}} Please kill me.
+{{qf|[[Toad-Prince creature]]}} Please kill me.
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-:''[In [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|his lair]], [[Lord Montymort]] spies on the classroom.]''
+:''[In [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|his lair]], Lord Montymort spies on the classroom.]''
-{{qf|Montymort}} Look at that [[Lisa Simpson]]. She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks. Oh, [[Slithers]]! ''[Slithers enters.]''
+{{qf|[[Lord Montymort|Montymort]]}} Look at that Lisa Simpson. She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks. Oh, Slithers! ''[Slithers enters]''
-{{qf|Slithers}} Yes, Lord Montymort?
+{{qf|[[Slithers]]}} Yes, Lord Montymort?
 {{qf|Montymort}} Let's capture that girl and steal her magical essence. I'm not getting squat from ''this'' yo-yo.
-:''[Annoyed, Montymort puts on a helmet and gestures at the wall. Shackled to the wall is [[Ralph Wiggum]], who is wearing a helmet identical to Montymort's and connected to it by a tube. Lumps of something are moving along the tube from Ralph's head to Montymort's.]''
+:''[Annoyed, Montymort puts on a helmet and gestures at the wall. Shackled to the wall is Ralph Wiggum, who is wearing a helmet identical to Montymort's and connected to it by a tube. Lumps of something are moving along the tube from Ralph's head to Montymort's.]''
-{{qf|Ralph}} ''[laughing]'' Dying tickles!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} ''[laughing]'' Dying tickles!
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-:''[At the magical recital, [[Milhouse]]'s attempt at the Invisibility Cloak has just gone severely awry, leaving him standing on stage naked. He runs offstage, crying.]''
+:''[At the magical recital, Milhouse's attempt at the Invisibility Cloak has just gone severely awry, leaving him standing on stage naked. He runs offstage, crying.]''
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[murmuring]'' That was terrible. ''[louder, to the audience]'' I'll just sprinkle you all with some Amnesia Dust!
-:''[Skinner sprinkles the dust over the audience and they applaud. Skinner moves on to introducing [[Lisa Simpson|the next student]].]''
+:''[Skinner sprinkles the dust over the audience and they applaud. Skinner moves on to introducing the next student.]''
 {{qf|Skinner}} A second-grade sorceress so powerful, she made tonight's refreshments out of dead people!
 {{qf|Audience}} Eeeeeewwwwwww!!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Simpsons Tall Tales|The Parent Rap}}
 == Hex and the City ==
 :'''[[Gypsy]]''': ''[reading [[Marge]]'s fortune]'' "I sense you live with much misery."

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 == Wiz Kids ==
-:''[At [[Springfield Elementary School|Springwart's School of Magicry]] ...]''
+:''[At [[Springwart's School of Magicry]] ...]''
 :'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': "Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with some basic toad-to-prince spells. Everybody get out their toads."
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 :'''Milhouse''': ''[waving wand over toad]'' "Slimy Prince Limey!" ''[His toad turns into a drunken, loutish man in Elizabethan-era attire.]''
-:'''Drunken Prince''': ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' "Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then." ''[puckers up]''
+:'''[[Drunken prince|Drunken Prince]]''': ''[to Mrs. Krabappel]'' "Well, hello, love. Give us a kiss, then." ''[puckers up]''
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[scoffing]'' "You call ''that'' charming?" ''[She moves on to [[Lisa]].]''
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 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Oh, excellent, Lisa. A-plus. ''[aside to Lisa's prince]'' And we'll discuss ''your'' grade over breakfast." ''[She giggles.]''
-:'''Handsome Prince''': ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' "Yes, rather."
+:'''[[Handsome prince|Handsome Prince]]''': ''[gulping and chuckling nervously]'' "Yes, rather."
 :''[Mrs. Krabappel moves on to [[Bart]]'s desk.]''
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 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Sloppy work as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level; ''you've'' sinned against nature."
-:'''Toad-Prince Creature''': "Please kill me."
+:'''[[Toad-Prince creature|Toad-Prince Creature]]''': "Please kill me."
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