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 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh boy! Mold! That's science-fair paydirt!
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, these aren't waffles -- these are just square pancakes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, these aren't waffles—these are just square pancakes!
 {{qf|Marge}} I'm sorry, honey. The waffle iron's in the shop.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[moping]'' That waffle iron's been in the shop forever.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Your micro-jerks attacked me!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, you practically destroyed their whole world!
-{{qf|Bart}} You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later you'll let your guard down, and then -- flush! It's toilet time for tiny town.
+{{qf|Bart}} You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later you'll let your guard down, and then—flush! It's toilet time for tiny town.
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 {{qf|Scientist}} Unshrink you? Well that would require some sort of a... "rebigulator," which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle. But... Oh, but not at you o holiest of gods with the wrathfulness, and the vengeance, and the blood-rain, and the hey, hey, hey, it hurts me.
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 {{qf|Kodos}} It's true. We are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us!
 {{qf|Man in crowd}} Well, I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate.
-{{qf|Kang}} Go ahead -- throw your vote away!
+{{qf|Kang}} Go ahead—throw your vote away!
 :''[Kang and Kodos laugh maniacally]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to.
-{{qf|Lisa}} I'll start with Radio Shack.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'll start with [[RadioShack]].
 {{qf|Homer}} Right. Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Principal Skinner, wait! I created the universe! Give me the gift certificate!
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 {{qf|Homer}} I suppose you'll want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.

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 {{qf|[[Kang]]}} Go ahead, throw your vote away.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ah… The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing, doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish… come on, you stupid fish! Take the bait! Don't make me come down there!!!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ah... The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing, doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish... come on, you stupid fish! Take the bait! Don't make me come down there!!!
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 {{qf|Leader}} Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.
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 {{qf|Leader}} We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O Creator. And we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.
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-{{qf|Homer}} We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and… (sees Hugo) Oh.
+{{qf|Homer}} We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and... (sees Hugo) Oh.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} What's up there?
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 {{qf|Bart}} You're crazy!
-{{qf|[[Hugo]]}} Am I? Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. I know I am. I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane… once I sew us back together.
+{{qf|[[Hugo]]}} Am I? Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. I know I am. I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane... once I sew us back together.
 {{qf|Bart}} But you'll kill both of us.
 {{qf|Hugo}} No, it's easy. Look, I've been practicing: I made a pigeon-rat.
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 {{qf|Kang}} Rum! So no one will believe your story.
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-{{qf|Clinton Aide}} ''[closely resembling {{w|George Stephanopoulos}}]'' People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
+{{qf|Clinton Aide}} ''[closely resembling {{w|George Stephanopoulos}}]'' People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are... well... constantly holding hands.
 {{qf|Kang}} ''[as Dole]'' We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[on phone, gravely]'' Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared -- it's loose. Hugo is loose. ''[cheerfully]'' See you soon!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[on phone, gravely]'' Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared—it's loose. Hugo is loose. ''[cheerfully]'' See you soon!
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 {{qf|[[Bob Dole]]}} ''[captive on the alien saucer]'' I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Attic? Oh, that's silly. Seriously though, don't ever go up there.
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-{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
+{{qf|Kang}} ''[as Dole]'' Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
-{{qf|Kodos}} ''(as Clinton)'' Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
+{{qf|Kodos}} ''[as Clinton]'' Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
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-{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' Abortions for all!
+{{qf|Kang}} ''[as Dole]'' Abortions for all!
 :''[Crowd boos.]''
 {{qf|Kang}} Very well, no abortions for anyone!
 :''[Crowd boos again.]''
-:'''Kang:''' Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
+{{qf|Kang}} Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
 :''[Crowd cheers and waves miniature flags.]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies! Oh my God! [[Lyndon LaRouche]] was right!
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''(gulps)'' I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. ''(starts to unzip his pants)''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[gulps]'' I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. ''[starts to unzip his pants]''
 {{qf|Kang}} Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral. ''(gasps)'' I've created Lutherans!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral. ''[gasps]'' I've created Lutherans!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food. But I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
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 {{qf|Marge}} It's saved our marriage.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(upon waking up and seeing her tooth)'' Mold! That's science project paydirt!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[upon waking up and seeing her tooth]'' Mold! That's science project paydirt!
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 :''[From The Thing and I.]''
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} You never forget the birth of Siamese twins!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I believe they prefer to be called "Conjoined twins."
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil," but it ain't gonna happen. ''(laughs)''
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil," but it ain't gonna happen. ''[laughs]''
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-{{qf|Kodos}} ''(as Clinton)'' I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. ''(crosses arms)''
+{{qf|Kodos}} ''[as Clinton]'' I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. ''[crosses arms]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} What are you spraying me with?
 {{qf|Kang}} Rum! So no one will believe your story.
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-{{qf|Clinton Aide}} ''(closely resembling {{w|George Stephanopoulos}})'' People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
+{{qf|Clinton Aide}} ''[closely resembling {{w|George Stephanopoulos}}]'' People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
-{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
+{{qf|Kang}} ''[as Dole]'' We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''(on phone, gravely)'' Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared -- it's loose. Hugo is loose. ''(cheerfully)'' See you soon!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[on phone, gravely]'' Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared -- it's loose. Hugo is loose. ''[cheerfully]'' See you soon!
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-{{qf|[[Bob Dole]]}} ''(captive on the alien saucer)'' I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.
+{{qf|[[Bob Dole]]}} ''[captive on the alien saucer]'' I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.
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 :''[From "The Genesis Tub"']''

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-:''[Talking to Lisa in "The Genesis Tub"]''
+:''[Talking to Lisa in "The Genesis Tub".]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey what is this goo? Are you trying to build a friend?
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-:''[From "The Genesis Tub"]''
+:''[From "The Genesis Tub".]''
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This mini universe you've created is even more impressive then Martin's milk carton ukulele.
 :''[Shot of Martin in the background in a grass skirt playing the ukulele.]''
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-:''[From "The Thing and I"]''
+:''[From "The Thing and I".]''
-{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} That means the evil twin is and always has been...Bart.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} That means the evil twin is and always has been... Bart.
 :''[They all turn around and stare at Bart.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, don't look so shocked.
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-{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} (as Clinton) We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
+{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} ''[as [[Bill Clinton|Clinton]]]'' We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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 {{qf|Kodos}} It's a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!
 {{qf|Man}} He's right, this is a two-party system.
 {{qf|Man 2}} Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
-{{qf|Kang}} Go ahead, throw your vote away.
+{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Go ahead, throw your vote away.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ah… The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing, doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish… come on, you stupid fish! Take the bait! Don't make me come down there!!!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Three, we have three children!
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, three nosy kids. And you know what happens to nosy kids who ask too many questions?
-{{qf|Bart/Lisa}} (talking quickly) No, what? Does something happen? Does something happen to nosy kids who ask questions? What happens?
+{{qf|Bart/Lisa}} ''[talking quickly]'' No, what? Does something happen? Does something happen to nosy kids who ask questions? What happens?
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 {{qf|[[Kent]]}} Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
-{{qf|Kang}} (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
+{{qf|Kang}} ''[as Dole]'' It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
-{{qf|Kent}} Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.
+{{qf|Kent}} Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator [[Bob Dole]].
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh my God! I've created life!
-{{qf|Marge}} (from downstairs) Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[from downstairs]'' Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Ooh, waffles.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Attic? Oh, that's silly. Seriously though, don't ever go up there.
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-{{qf|Kang}} (as Dole) Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
+{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
-{{qf|Kodos}} (as Clinton) Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
+{{qf|Kodos}} ''(as Clinton)'' Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.
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-{{qf|Kang}} (as Bob Dole) Abortions for all!
+{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' Abortions for all!
-:''[Crowd boos]''
+:''[Crowd boos.]''
 {{qf|Kang}} Very well, no abortions for anyone!
-:''[Crowd boos again]''
+:''[Crowd boos again.]''
-:''Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!''
+:'''Kang:''' Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
 :''[Crowd cheers and waves miniature flags.]''
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-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies! Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies! Oh my God! [[Lyndon LaRouche]] was right!
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-{{qf|Homer}} (Gulps) I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. (Starts to unzip his pants)
+{{qf|Homer}} ''(gulps)'' I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. ''(starts to unzip his pants)''
 {{qf|Kang}} Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral. (Gasps) I've created Lutherans!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral. ''(gasps)'' I've created Lutherans!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food. But I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
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 {{qf|Marge}} It's saved our marriage.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} (Upon waking up and seeing her tooth.) Mold! That's science project paydirt!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(upon waking up and seeing her tooth)'' Mold! That's science project paydirt!
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-:''[From The Thing and I]''
+:''[From The Thing and I.]''
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} You never forget the birth of Siamese twins!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I believe they prefer to be called "Conjoined twins."
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil," but it ain't gonna happen. (Laughs)
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil," but it ain't gonna happen. ''(laughs)''
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-{{qf|Kodos}} (as Clinton) I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. (crosses arms)
+{{qf|Kodos}} ''(as Clinton)'' I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. ''(crosses arms)''
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 {{qf|Homer}} What are you spraying me with?
 {{qf|Kang}} Rum! So no one will believe your story.
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-{{qf|Clinton Aide}} (closely resembling George Stephanopoulos) People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
+{{qf|Clinton Aide}} ''(closely resembling {{w|George Stephanopoulos}})'' People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands.
-{{qf|Kang}} (as Dole) We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
+{{qf|Kang}} ''(as Dole)'' We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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-{{qf|Marge}} (on phone, gravely) Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared -- it's loose. Hugo is loose. (cheerfully) See you soon!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''(on phone, gravely)'' Yes, Doctor, it's what we've always feared -- it's loose. Hugo is loose. ''(cheerfully)'' See you soon!
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-{{qf|[[Bob Dole]]}} (captive on the alien saucer) I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.
+{{qf|[[Bob Dole]]}} ''(captive on the alien saucer)'' I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.
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-:''[From "The Genesis Tub"]''
+:''[From "The Genesis Tub"']''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, great. I'm stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.
-:''[People stare at her]''
+:''[People stare at her.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Shouldn't you people be groveling?
-:''[Everyone starts groveling]''
+:''[Everyone starts groveling.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} And bring me some shoes. Nice ones.
 {{qf|Man}} She'll want socks, too. I'll get socks.

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 :''(From "The Thing and I")''
-:'''[[Dr Hibbert]]''': That means the evil twin is and always has been...Bart.
+:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That means the evil twin is and always has been...Bart.
 :''(They all turn around and stare at Bart.)''
 :'''Bart''': Oh, don't look so shocked.