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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[places a dollar on the counter]'' I'd like a colossal donut, please. Just like the one on the sign. ''[Homer is given a regular-sized donut.]'' D'oh, nuts! That's false advertising!
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Sorry, sir. No refunds.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Sorry, sir. No refunds.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[slowly]'' I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut! ''[walks away]''
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} You don't scare us, sir.
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} You don't scare us, sir.
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 {{qf|Radio announcer}} Astronomers from [[Tacoma]] to [[Vladivostok]] have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the {{W|Van Allen Belt}}. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of...Monster-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!
-{{qf|{{ch|Paul Anka}}}} ''[singing]'' To stop these monsters 1-2-3/ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free/ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
+{{qf|{{Ch|Paul Anka}}}} ''[singing]'' To stop these monsters 1-2-3/ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free/ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[talking]'' Guarantee void in [[Tennessee]].
 {{qf|Paul Anka and Lisa}} ''[singing]'' Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!

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 {{qf|Radio announcer}} Astronomers from [[Tacoma]] to [[Vladivostok]] have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the {{W|Van Allen Belt}}. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[scoffs]'' Eggheads… What do they know?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[scoffs]'' Eggheads... What do they know?
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' I got your donut, Lard Lad! And what are you going to do about it?
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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[after he shot what he thought was a monster]'' Eh, they're not so tough.
-{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Um… Chief, that wasn't a monster; that was the captain of the high school basketball team.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Um... Chief, that wasn't a monster; that was the captain of the high school basketball team.
-{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, yeah… Well, he was turning into a monster… Yeah.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, yeah... Well, he was turning into a monster... Yeah.
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 :''[At the Simpson house, the doorbell rings]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Hello? Yes? ''[opens door and sees Lard Lad]'' Oh, it's you… Uh, if you're looking for that donut of yours, um… Flanders has it. Go smash open his house.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hello? Yes? ''[opens door and sees Lard Lad]'' Oh, it's you... Uh, if you're looking for that donut of yours, um... Flanders has it. Go smash open his house.
 :''[Homer shuts the door as Lard Lad leaves.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[to himself]'' He came to life… Good for him.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to himself]'' He came to life... Good for him.
 :''[Loud smashing is heard, then loud thumping and the doorbell; Homer opens the door and sees Lard Lad again.]''
 {{qf|[[Ned]]}} ''[runs past]'' Help me, Lord!
-{{qf|Homer}} I told you! Flanders has it!… Or [[Moe]]. Go kill Moe.
+{{qf|Homer}} I told you! Flanders has it!... Or [[Moe]]. Go kill Moe.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer! Give him the donut! Once he has it, it will be the end of all this horror!
-{{qf|Homer}} Well, okay… If it will end horror…
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, okay... If it will end horror...
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[after Lard Lad continues destroying the town]'' Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
 {{qf|Marge}} I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.
-{{qf|Bart}} Umm… we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.
+{{qf|Bart}} Umm... we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.
 {{qf|Marge}} Kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.
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 {{qf|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Remember, class, the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to...
-{{qf|Martin}} Finished!
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Finished!
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ''[grunts]'' Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
-{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Ah, a duet of pleasures. ''[does so]''
+{{qf|Martin}} Ah, a duet of pleasures. ''[does so]''
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 :''[In Martin's dream, he's dressed as a wizard.]''
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 {{qf|Marge}} I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.
 {{qf|Bart}} Umm… we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.
+{{qf|Marge}} Kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[voice over]'' It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.

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 :'''Marge:''' These monsters are destroying everything and everyone we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on.
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-'''[[Lisa]]''': If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
-'''Advertising Man''': Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away.
+:'''Advertising Man:''' Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away.
-'''Lisa''': Like that old woman who couldn't find the beef?
+:'''Lisa:''' Like that old woman who couldn't find the beef?
-'''Advertising Man''': Exactly. If you stop paying attention to the monsters, they'll lose their powers.
+:'''Advertising Man:''' Exactly. If you stop paying attention to the monsters, they'll lose their powers.
-'''Lisa''': But people can't help looking at them. They're wrecking the town. ''[out the window, the monsters wreck the town]''
+:'''Lisa:''' But people can't help looking at them. They're wrecking the town. ''[out the window, the monsters wreck the town]''
-'''Advertising Man''': You know, maybe a jingle would help. ''[plays a piano arpeggio, sings]'' Don't watch the mon -- ''[plays another arpeggio]'' Don't watch the...monsters-s-s. ''[chuckles]'' Well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka.
+:'''Advertising Man:''' You know, maybe a jingle would help. ''[plays a piano arpeggio, sings]'' Don't watch the mon -- ''[plays another arpeggio]'' Don't watch the...monsters-s-s. ''[chuckles]'' Well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka.
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-'''Lisa''': Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of...Monster-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!
+:'''Lisa:''' Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of...Monster-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!
-'''Paul Anka''': ''[singing]'' To stop these monsters 1-2-3/ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free/ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
+:'''Paul Anka:''' ''[singing]'' To stop these monsters 1-2-3/ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free/ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
-'''Lisa''': ''[talking]'' Guarantee void in [[Tennessee]].
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[talking]'' Guarantee void in [[Tennessee]].
-'''Paul Anka and Lisa''': ''[singing]'' Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!
+:'''Paul Anka and Lisa:''' ''[singing]'' Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!
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-'''Lisa''': It worked! They're all dead.
+:'''Lisa:''' It worked! They're all dead.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there.
 :''[everyone turns and gasps]''
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 :'''Homer:''' Mmm...sprinkles.
 :'''Marge:''' Homer! Stop looking.
-'''Lisa''': Don't make us poke your eyes out, Dad. ''[they drag him away]''
+:'''Lisa:''' Don't make us poke your eyes out, Dad. ''[they drag him away]''
 :'''Homer:''' ''[groaning]'' Oh!
 :''[Lard Lad collapses]''
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-'''Kent Brockman''': Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
+:'''Kent Brockman:''' Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
 :'''Homer:''' We'll be right back.
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 :'''Bart:''' ''[talking about his dream]'' And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared: Groundskeeper Willie!
-'''Lisa''': ''[gasps]'' Oh, my God! Bart, Groundskeeper Willy was in my nightmare too! ''[holds open hand]'' But he got me with hedge clippers. ''[her hair is missing two spikes]''
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[gasps]'' Oh, my God! Bart, Groundskeeper Willie was in my nightmare too! ''[holds open hand]'' But he got me with hedge clippers. ''[her hair is missing two spikes]''
-'''Nelson''': ''[gleaming]'' He ran his floor buffer over me.
+:'''Nelson:''' ''[gleaming]'' He ran his floor buffer over me.
-'''Principal Skinner''': ''[walking up, chuckling]'' Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he... simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[walking up, chuckling]'' Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he... simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
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-'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Remember, class, the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to...
+:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' Remember, class, the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to...
-'''Martin''': Finished!
+:'''Martin:''' Finished!
-'''Mrs. Krabappel''': ''[grunts]'' Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
+:'''Mrs. Krabappel:''' ''[grunts]'' Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
-'''Martin''': Ah, a duet of pleasures. ''[does so]''
+:'''Martin:''' Ah, a duet of pleasures. ''[does so]''
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 :''[In Martin's dream, he's dressed as a wizard]''
-'''Martin''': I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma. ''[spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it]'' Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies. '''
+:'''Martin:''' I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma. ''[spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it]'' Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies. '''
 :''[Groundskeeper Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps]''
 :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' "Moris": ''you'' die.
-'''Martin''': Aah! ''[runs off]''
+:'''Martin:''' Aah! ''[runs off]''
 :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' ''[laughs]'' You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one? ''[his tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him]''
 :''[In class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor dead]''
-'''Nelson''': Ha ha!
+:'''Nelson:''' Ha ha!
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 :'''Principal Skinner:''' ''[to Lunchlady Doris]'' Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see. ''[Lunchlady Doris starts wheeling out the trolley]''
 :''[The sheet which is stuck under Principal Skinner's foot, comes off]''
-'''Children''': ''[seeing Martin's dead body]'' Aah!
+:'''Children:''' ''[seeing Martin's dead body]'' Aah!
-'''Principal Skinner''': Oh, just get it out of here. Not into the kindergarten!
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh, just get it out of here. Not into the kindergarten!
 :''[Kindergarteners scream from outside]''
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-'''Lisa''': Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
+:'''Lisa:''' Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
 :'''Marge:''' I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.
 :'''Bart:''' Umm… we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[shivering, looking at the calendar]'' Oh, lousy Smarch weather. ''[spies the thermostat with a note from Willy over it]'' ''[reads]'' "Do not touch. Willie." Good advice! ''[cranks it]''
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-'''Principal Skinner''': Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
 :'''Parents:''' Nay!
 :''[A burning Groundskeeper Willie tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]''
-'''Principal Skinner''': Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, free service of the fire department...
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, free service of the fire department...
 :'''Parents:''' Nay!
 :'''Homer:''' Nay.
 :''[Groundskeeper Willie tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's empty; he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the classroom]''
 :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' ''[still on fire]'' Help! Please help me!
-'''Principal Skinner''': Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
-'''Mr. Van Houten''': Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti meals in one day.
+:'''Mr. Van Houten:''' Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti meals in one day.
 :''[Groundskeeper Willie explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds; the parents turn to watch]''
 :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' ''[looking like a skeleton]'' You'll pay for this...with your children's blood!
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 :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' I'll strike where you cannot protect them...in their dreams!
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-'''Lisa''': Bart! Do you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
+:'''Lisa:''' Bart! Do you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
-'''Grampa''': Heh! Welcome to my world! ''[falls asleep and snores]''
+:'''Grampa:''' Heh! Welcome to my world! ''[falls asleep and snores]''
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 :''[Bart and Lisa try hard to stay awake that night. Lisa gives Maggie a Buzz Cola to drink while the three children watch "Asian Market Wrap-up."]''
 :'''TV Announcer:''' There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim. Its name: medium-term convertible debentures.
-'''Lisa''': It's no use, Bart. We can't stay up forever.
+:'''Lisa:''' It's no use, Bart. We can't stay up forever.
 :'''Bart:''' You're right. The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willie into a final showdown. You stay awake, and if it looks like I'm in trouble, wake me up.
-'''Lisa''': OK. But promise you won't be grouchy.
+:'''Lisa:''' OK. But promise you won't be grouchy.
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 :'''Bart:''' Hey, Lawn Boy! You missed a spot! ''[motions to the sandbox]''

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 '''Homer''': (scoffs) Eggheads… What do they know?
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 [Homer puts the giant metal donut in his living room and drinks a beer on top of it in his underwear.]