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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sideshow Bob Roberts|Bart's Girlfriend}}
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed-- Oh, my. It seems the show is so scary that congress won't even let us show it. Instead, they've suggested the 1947 classic {{W|Glenn Ford}} movie ''[[200 Miles to Oregon]]''.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed—Oh, my. It seems the show is so scary that congress won't even let us show it. Instead, they've suggested the 1947 classic {{W|Glenn Ford}} movie ''[[200 Miles to Oregon]]''.
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look-- I can see my voice. ''[laughs]'' ''[sputtering]'' ''[vocalizing]'' This... is my voice... on TV.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look—I can see my voice. ''[laughs]'' ''[sputtering]'' ''[vocalizing]'' This... is my voice... on TV.
 {{qf|Bart}} Dad! You're ruining the mood.
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 {{qf|Marge}} No buts. You march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say "don't eat me."
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-{{qf|Marge}} Relax, honey. You were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of -- except that fog that turns people inside out.
+{{qf|Marge}} Relax, honey. You were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of—except that fog that turns people inside out.
 {{qf|Bart}} Huh?
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh oh, it's seeping in! Stupid cheap weather stripping.

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 :''[swats it]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ...That was just one teensey mosquito. but that won't alter the future right? ''[silence]'' RIGHT?
-{{qf|{{w|Megatherium}}}} ''[mumbles]'' I don't know.
+{{qf|{{W|Megatherium}}}} ''[mumbles]'' I don't know.
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 :''[Homer is in the past; T-Rex stands near him.]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
-{{qf|Willy}} Why you little- ''[thinking]'' No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into {{w|Haggis}}!
+{{qf|Willy}} Why you little- ''[thinking]'' No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into {{W|Haggis}}!
 {{qf|Bart}} What's Haggis?
 {{qf|Willy}} ''[gasps]'' Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Television! Teacher, mother, ''[sexually]'' secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading... rising! Fading... fading. Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
 :''[Later, they're all encased in ice.]''
-{{qf|TV Announcer}} Live, from Broadway, it's the {{W|Tony Award}}s, with your hosts {{w|Tyne Daly}} and {{w|Hal Linden}}!
+{{qf|TV Announcer}} Live, from Broadway, it's the {{W|Tony Award}}s, with your hosts {{W|Tyne Daly}} and {{W|Hal Linden}}!
 {{qf|Bart}} Homer... change channel!
-{{qf|Homer}} Can't! Frozen! ''["One" from "{{w|A Chorus Line}}" plays]'' Urge to kill... rising...
+{{qf|Homer}} Can't! Frozen! ''["One" from "{{W|A Chorus Line}}" plays]'' Urge to kill... rising...
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 {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} ''[to Bart]'' I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes... I believe I'll start as you've often suggested by eating your shorts...

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 {{qf|Willie}} You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I... ''[Maggie drives an axe into his back]'' Argh! ''[collapses]''
-:'''[[Maggie]]''' (voiced by [[James Earl Jones]]): This is indeed a disturbing universe.
+{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} ''[deep voice]'' This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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 {{qf|Willie}} Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
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 {{qf|Mister Peabody}} Quiet you."
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-{{qf|Bart}} Hey!  I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
 {{qf|Willy}} Why you little- ''[thinking]'' No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into {{w|Haggis}}!
 {{qf|Bart}} What's Haggis?

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 {{qf|Bart}} What's Haggis?
 {{qf|Willy}} ''[gasps]'' Boy... you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
-{{qf|Bart}} You mean "{{w|The Shining (film)|Shining}}".
+{{qf|Bart}} You mean "{{W2|The Shining|film}}".
 {{qf|Willy}} Shh! You want to get sued? Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... "Shin" of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Television! Teacher, mother, ''[sexually]'' secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading... rising! Fading... fading. Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
 :''[Later, they're all encased in ice.]''
-{{qf|TV Announcer}} Live, from Broadway, it's the [[wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony Awards]], with your hosts {{w|Tyne Daly}} and {{w|Hal Linden}}!
+{{qf|TV Announcer}} Live, from Broadway, it's the {{W|Tony Award}}s, with your hosts {{w|Tyne Daly}} and {{w|Hal Linden}}!
 {{qf|Bart}} Homer... change channel!
 {{qf|Homer}} Can't! Frozen! ''["One" from "{{w|A Chorus Line}}" plays]'' Urge to kill... rising...

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 {{qf|Homer}} No TV and no beer make Homer... something-something...
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[worried]'' ...Go crazy?
-{{qf|Homer}} Don’t mind if I do! ''[goes on a mad rant]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't mind if I do! ''[goes on a mad rant]''
 :''[Marge breaks open a case labeled "In case of spousal insanity, break glass" and grabs the baseball bat within.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Stay away from me, Homer!

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 :'''Burns''': Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lifes.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]]''': Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
+:'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]''': Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
 :'''Burns''': Hmm... perhaps. Tell you what: we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
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 :'''Homer''': D'oh! I mean, hey...
 :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Good morning, Father dear. Hope you're well.
-:'''Lisa''': Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt [[Patty and Selma|Patty and Selma's]] funeral today?
+:'''Lisa''': Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt [[Patty]] and [[Selma]]'s funeral today?
 :'''Homer''': Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan... whoo hoo! I hit the jackpot. ''(sits down)'' Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
 :'''Marge''': Donut? What's a donut?