Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes - Revision history

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 :''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]''
-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I am going to die.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I'm going to die.
 {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} No! Cannot anything be done?!
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there is some ether.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there are... surgical tools... and some ether.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[wakes up and screams]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
 {{qf|Homer}} No, Bart bit me.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.
 :''[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} AUGH!
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 {{qf|Narrator}} Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
 :''[Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]''
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
 {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... spaghetti.
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's our reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hate having two heads.
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 :''[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]''
 {{qf|Narrator}} Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
-:''[Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.]''
+:''[Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]''
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
 {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... spaghetti.

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 {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
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 :''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]''

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Like Father, Like Clown|Lisa's Pony|Treehouse of Horror II}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I got it from the stand... over... there.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I got it from the stand... over... there.
 :''[Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]''
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, wait. It's over there.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, wait. It's over there.
-:'''Merchant:''' You will be sorry.
+{{qf|Merchant}} You will be sorry.
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-:'''[[Kodos]]:''' They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
+{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
 ----
 :''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]''
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I am going to die.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I am going to die.
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' No! Cannot anything be done?!
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} No! Cannot anything be done?!
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there is some ether.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there is some ether.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[wakes up and screams]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[wakes up and screams]''
-:'''Marge:''' Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
-:'''Homer:''' No, Bart bit me.
+{{qf|Homer}} No, Bart bit me.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
 :''[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]''
-:'''Homer:''' AUGH!
+{{qf|Homer}} AUGH!
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[trying to stay calm]'' I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[trying to stay calm]'' I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? ''[laughs diabolically]'' ''[Executive Producer credit appears]''
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? ''[laughs diabolically]'' ''[Executive Producer credit appears]''
 :''[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]''
-:'''Narrator:''' Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
+{{qf|Narrator}} Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
 :''[Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
-:'''Homer:''' Mmm... spaghetti.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mmm... spaghetti.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I hate having two heads.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hate having two heads.
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Like Father, Like Clown|Lisa's Pony|Treehouse of Horror II}}
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-:'''Kodos''': They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."
+:'''Marge:''' Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
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 :'''Homer''': [wakes up and screams]
 :'''Marge''': Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
-:'''Homer''': No Bart bit me.
+:'''Homer''': No, Bart bit me.
 :'''Bart''': Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
 :''Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.''

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 :'''Smithers''': No! Cannot anything be done?!
 :'''Mr. Burns''': We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.
-:'''Homer''': WAUGH!
+:'''Homer''': [wakes up and screams]
 :''Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.''
 :'''Homer''': AUGH!
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted.
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
-:'''Homer''': It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up!
+:'''Homer''':[trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that.
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs diabolically] [Executive Producer credit appears]
 :''Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.''
 :'''Narrator''': Next week, on ''The Simpsons''...
 :''Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.''
-:'''Lisa''': Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
+:'''Lisa''': [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
-:'''Homer''': Woo hoo!
+:'''Homer''': Mmm…spaghetti.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
+:'''Mr. Burns''': [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
-:'''Homer''': D'oh! I hate having two heads.
+:'''Homer''': Oh, I hate having two heads.
 {{Season 3|Q}}