Treehouse of Chimps/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 12:57, May 29, 2026

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2021-05-20T12:30:36Z

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Buzzfan120 at 22:27, March 29, 2020

2020-03-29T22:27:49Z

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Solar Dragon at 18:01, July 8, 2015

2015-07-08T18:01:58Z

AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': Homer, what are you doing homer at 3 o'clock? :'''Homer''': Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to? :'''Bart''': The..."

2013-10-07T14:58:00Z

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, what are you doing homer at 3 o'clock?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
:'''[[Bart]]''': The Monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
:'''[[Homer]]''': The dynami '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The pre-fab four? This is so excitng!!! I've always dream of a monkees reunion!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, these are real monkeys.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Monkeys love banans, and my mom just read an article in Mordern home-makers monthly on how. Banans are good for us.
:'''[[Marge]]''': What are you boys doing with all those bananas?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Using them to trap some intelligent monekys that have taken over our treehouse. Don't wait up!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Boys and their imaginations.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Yes, those are my chimps, by glavin. But I'm afraid I can't help you.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Why not?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': My experiment was merely that catalyst. I made a better chimp! It's up to them to find a place in the world!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, they can't stay in my treehouse!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': That's for natural selection to decide, good luck, children!
:'''[[Bart]]''': See, I knew science wasn't goo for anything!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'll be in my room.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Yes! We got our hangout back!
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! ANd now I lost mine. Natural selection stinks!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': My dad says, "school is the best time of our lives, once we get married, everything falls apart."

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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock?
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Day twenty-seven since I injected these three chimps with my patent-pending PIE formula. In order to simulate average human activity, I am having my subjects [ga-hey!] watch television. I am, to quote [[Blaise Pascal|Pascal]], "pleased as 3.14159" with my results.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
+----
-{{qf|Bart}} The Monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Apparently, [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]] was wrong. It turns out there is free will.
-{{qf|Homer}} The dynami '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The pre-fab four? This is so excitng!!! I've always dream of a monkees reunion!
+----
 {{qf|Bart}} No, these are real monkeys.
 {{qf|Homer}} Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} Monkeys love banans, and my mom just read an article in Mordern home-makers monthly on how. Banans are good for us.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I'm starting to think these aren't your average monkeys.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What are you boys doing with all those bananas?
+{{qf|Bart}} No big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse!
-{{qf|Bart}} Using them to trap some intelligent monekys that have taken over our treehouse. Don't wait up!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Uh... I think they already did.
-{{qf|Marge}} Boys and their imaginations.
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, no big apes are going to keep me out of my own treehouse twice!
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-{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Yes, those are my chimps, by glavin. But I'm afraid I can't help you.
+{{qf|Bart}} We need your help, Lisa! These ultra-intelligent monkeys won't get out of our treehouse.
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why not?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Yeah! They're really harshing our mellow!
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-{{qf|Bart}} Yes! We got our hangout back!
+{{qf|Chimp}} First off, we are chimps, not monkeys. And it is not kung fu, it is savate. The dignified martial art of French foot fighting.
-{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! And now I lost mine. Natural selection stinks!
+{{qf|Bart}} You can talk!
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-{{qf|Bart}} I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
+{{qf|Bart}} Welcome to Moe's!
-{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My dad says, "school is the best time of our lives, once we get married, everything falls apart."
+{{qf|Chimp}} Good heavens! What a find! Why, the smells alone are pungently mind-boggling!
 [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, what are you doing homer at 3 o'clock?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, what are you doing home at 3 o'clock?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dunno... coffee break, I guess. What are you two weenies up to?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': The Monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
+{{qf|Bart}} The Monkeys have taken over our treehouse!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': The dynami '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The pre-fab four? This is so excitng!!! I've always dream of a monkees reunion!
+{{qf|Homer}} The dynami '60s pop group are in your treehouse?! The pre-fab four? This is so excitng!!! I've always dream of a monkees reunion!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No, these are real monkeys.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, these are real monkeys.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ah, you got my hopes up for nothing.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Monkeys love banans, and my mom just read an article in Mordern home-makers monthly on how. Banans are good for us.
+{{qf|Bart}} Monkeys love banans, and my mom just read an article in Mordern home-makers monthly on how. Banans are good for us.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': What are you boys doing with all those bananas?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What are you boys doing with all those bananas?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Using them to trap some intelligent monekys that have taken over our treehouse. Don't wait up!
+{{qf|Bart}} Using them to trap some intelligent monekys that have taken over our treehouse. Don't wait up!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Boys and their imaginations.
+{{qf|Marge}} Boys and their imaginations.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Yes, those are my chimps, by glavin. But I'm afraid I can't help you.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Yes, those are my chimps, by glavin. But I'm afraid I can't help you.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Why not?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why not?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': My experiment was merely that catalyst. I made a better chimp! It's up to them to find a place in the world!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} My experiment was merely that catalyst. I made a better chimp! It's up to them to find a place in the world!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, they can't stay in my treehouse!
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, they can't stay in my treehouse!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': That's for natural selection to decide, good luck, children!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} That's for natural selection to decide, good luck, children!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': See, I knew science wasn't goo for anything!
+{{qf|Bart}} See, I knew science wasn't goo for anything!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'll be in my room.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'll be in my room.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yes! We got our hangout back!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yes! We got our hangout back!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh! And now I lost mine. Natural selection stinks!
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! And now I lost mine. Natural selection stinks!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
+{{qf|Bart}} I can't wait until we're old enough to get jobs. Then life will be easy!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': My dad says, "school is the best time of our lives, once we get married, everything falls apart."
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My dad says, "school is the best time of our lives, once we get married, everything falls apart."
 [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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