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Frederick at 11:08, December 18, 2014

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer''': I know winning the race is a long shot, but I was hoping to win enough money so we could build a game room. :'''Bart''': Game room? :'''Homer..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer''': I know winning the race is a long shot, but I was hoping to win enough money so we could build a game room. :'''Bart''': Game room? :'''Homer..."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': I know winning the race is a long shot, but I was hoping to win enough money so we could build a game room.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Game room?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd put in a dartboard, a foosball table, and a giant TV you could hook your video games up to.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Giant TV? Oh, baby!
:'''[[Homer]]''': But you're right. The idea of me winning is a joke.
:'''[[Bart]]''': That prize money is yours, and that's no joke!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer Simpson is going to win the Tour de Springfeidld, and I'm going to get that game room!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': It's a simple plan. You start the race but, after a few minutes, duck out and get into your car.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Then we knock everyone out with sleeping gas!
:'''[[Bart]]''': While you're driving to a spot near the finish line, I make an apperance somewhere mid-race, riding a second bike, identical to yours, disguisted as you.
:'''[[Homer]]''': So, no sleeping gas?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Then I disappear and leave it to you. You rejoin the race from you hiding spot when the others get close to the finish line. They'll all be so exhausted that you'll easily beat them.
:'''[[Homer]]''': That is better than gassing them.
:'''[[Bart]]''': [OOF!]
:'''[[Homer]]''': One big problem. YOu don't look like me.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why doesen't Grampa have to train?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Remember, he just has to make an apperance, but you have to sprint across the finish line.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Must... beat-diddly-eat.... Flanders!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Flanders won? Just let me drown!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': I know winning the race is a long shot, but I was hoping to win enough money so we could build a game room.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I know winning the race is a long shot, but I was hoping to win enough money so we could build a game room.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Game room?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Game room?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd put in a dartboard, a foosball table, and a giant TV you could hook your video games up to.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'd put in a dartboard, a foosball table, and a giant TV you could hook your video games up to.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Giant TV? Oh, baby!
+{{qf|Bart}} Giant TV? Oh, baby!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But you're right. The idea of me winning is a joke.
+{{qf|Homer}} But you're right. The idea of me winning is a joke.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': That prize money is yours, and that's no joke!
+{{qf|Bart}} That prize money is yours, and that's no joke!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What?
+{{qf|Homer}} What?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer Simpson is going to win the Tour de Springfeidld, and I'm going to get that game room!
+{{qf|Bart}} Homer Simpson is going to win the Tour de Springfeidld, and I'm going to get that game room!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': It's a simple plan. You start the race but, after a few minutes, duck out and get into your car.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's a simple plan. You start the race but, after a few minutes, duck out and get into your car.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Then we knock everyone out with sleeping gas!
+{{qf|Homer}} Then we knock everyone out with sleeping gas!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': While you're driving to a spot near the finish line, I make an apperance somewhere mid-race, riding a second bike, identical to yours, disguisted as you.
+{{qf|Bart}} While you're driving to a spot near the finish line, I make an appearance somewhere mid-race, riding a second bike, identical to yours, disguisted as you.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': So, no sleeping gas?
+{{qf|Homer}} So, no sleeping gas?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Then I disappear and leave it to you. You rejoin the race from you hiding spot when the others get close to the finish line. They'll all be so exhausted that you'll easily beat them.
+{{qf|Bart}} Then I disappear and leave it to you. You rejoin the race from you hiding spot when the others get close to the finish line. They'll all be so exhausted that you'll easily beat them.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That is better than gassing them.
+{{qf|Homer}} That is better than gassing them.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': [OOF!]
+{{qf|Bart}} [OOF!]
-:'''[[Homer]]''': One big problem. YOu don't look like me.
+{{qf|Homer}} One big problem. YOu don't look like me.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Why doesen't Grampa have to train?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why doesen't Grampa have to train?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Remember, he just has to make an apperance, but you have to sprint across the finish line.
+{{qf|Bart}} Remember, he just has to make an appearance, but you have to sprint across the finish line.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Must... beat-diddly-eat.... Flanders!
+{{qf|Homer}} Must... beat-diddly-eat.... Flanders!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Flanders won? Just let me drown!
+{{qf|Homer}} Flanders won? Just let me drown!
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