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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Game Done Changed|My Life as a Vlog}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a>}} Okay, stuff like this is why Gayle left you. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/King_Toot" title="King Toot">King Toot</a>}} No one knows why...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Game Done Changed|My Life as a Vlog}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Okay, stuff like this is why Gayle left you.<br /> {{qf|[[King Toot]]}} No one knows why Gayle left me, except for Gayle and my more-handsome brother. But don't let my success get to you, Moe. Remember, just because something good happens to me, you're a giant loser.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I ain't spending one second replaying my failures. ''[chuckles]'' Like how I don't got no money, I got no education. My mattress is a pallet of flyers I was supposed to deliver. How I was invited to five different dinners for schmucks in one week. I only got one lightbulb, which I got to take from room to room. How every sex cult I join turns into a suicide cult. I'm a speck. No, I'm-I'm less than a speck. I'm nothing but, uh... I'm a scuzz.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But-but kids' sports was over!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's great father-son bonding.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No. It's me driving while Bart looks at his phone. Then it's Bart playing while I look at my phone. Then me driving home while we both look at our phones. That's what kids' sports is.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Now, you all know the game plan.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} We suck except Bart, so give him the stupid puck and then shut our stupid mouths, you stupid pukes.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, good job, uh, kid who ain't Bart.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} People look at scuzzes like us like we got the plague. Which, when I did, it weren't even bubonic.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Referee}} As I've been screaming for the last 15 minutes, all players must be wearing skates.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Oh, come on. There's no way that that... Oh, there it is. Rule number one: &quot;No cafeteria trays.&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Hey, sorry I'm late. I couldn't unlock the Maps app. ''[chuckles]'' My phone don't recognize my face as a face.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I told [[Sarah Wiggum|Sarah]] when we got married, &quot;I am a foot guy.&quot; Please guess the one part of the body she just doesn't moisturize? Seriously, guess. Guess!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} And who the hell is texting me? &quot;Estee Dionne Malip?&quot; Uh, does anybody know what this, uh, &quot;Estee Dionne Malip&quot; is about? Hey, I'm dealing with an Estee Dionne Malip? Anybody? I don't even know who the hell I got this from. ''[groans]'' I'm just gonna send it to my junk.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Nelson Muntz. Your reputation precedes you.<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I hear you're a dingus to be respected. I'm just a fist with no code. Figure I'll be working for you sooner or later, so why not get it over with?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Louie]]}} Sometimes, boss, I think you only see me as a knife. Did you know I got dreams? I want to open a gourmet mac and cheese place called Louie's Gooey.<br /> {{qf|[[Legs]]}} And I'm learning Swedish on a phone app. But I'm just a gun to you.<br /> :''[Legs, Louie, and [[Johnny Tightlips]] start crying]''<br /> {{qf|Fat Tony}} Freaking millennials.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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