Today Garage Sale - Revision history

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SimpsonsFan2019: Created page with "{{Song |name = "Today Garage Sale" |image = 250px |singers = Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer<..."

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Created page with "{{Song |name = "Today Garage Sale" |image = 250px |singers = Maggie Roswell Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Harry Shearer<..."

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{{Song
|name = "Today Garage Sale"
|image = [[File:Today Garage Sale.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Maggie Roswell]] [[Dan Castellaneta]] [[Hank Azaria]] [[Harry Shearer]] [[Pamela Hayden]] [[Nancy Cartwright]] [[Tress MacNeille]] [[Julie Kavner]]
|characters = People of [[Springfield]]
|length = 1:59
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]] '''Lyrics:''' [[John Swartzwelder]]
|album =
|appearance = "[[Diary Queen]]"
}}

'''"Today Garage Sale"''' is a song sung by the people of [[Springfield]] about the [[Ned Flanders]]' garage sale.

== Lyrics ==
:'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:'''
:This woman's gonna get
:what she wants today.

:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:'''
:Barney's gonna buy
:a new sconce today.

:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:'''
:Gonna buy a broom to
:play quidditch today.

:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:'''
:Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.

:''[Music plays]''

:'''[[Julio]]:'''
:I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
:Some lovely pastoral scenes today.
:I've finally found the rare girl with goat.
:I'll stash them all in my [[NPR]] tote.
:Today.

:'''All:'''
:The shoppers always haggle, low price.
:And Flanders always gives in, too nice.

:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:'''
:Too nice, too nice.
:I'll sell these fuzzy dice.
:Maude bought them as
:a joke I did not get.

:'''[[Rod Flanders|Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:'''
:Today, today
:We'll sell our toys, we pray.
:'Cause playing is a
:sin that we regret.
:''Yay!''

:''[Music plays]''

:'''All:'''
:Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.
:A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.

:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:'''
:Today, today.
:I'll undersell eBay

:'''All:'''
:We'll get some useless crap today!.

:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,''
:''and we're totally lost.''
:Today!.

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Diary Queen}}

[[Parody songs]]
[[Category:Full cast songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 |image = [[File:Today Garage Sale.png|250px]]
 |singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Mario Jose]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]
-|characters = [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Comic Book Guy]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Julio]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>People of [[Springfield]]
+|characters = [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Comic Book Guy]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Julio Franco]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>People of [[Springfield]]
 |length = 1:59
 |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]]
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 :''[Music plays]''
-:'''[[Julio]]:'''
+:'''[[Julio Franco]]:'''
 :I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
 :Some lovely pastoral scenes today.

@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 == Behind the Laughter ==
-The song is a parody of the song "{{w|Tonight Quintet}}" from ''{{w|West Side Story}}''.
+The song is a parody of the song "{{W|Tonight Quintet}}" from ''{{W|West Side Story}}''.
 == Appearances ==

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 [[Category:Parody songs]]
 [[Category:Full cast songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Barney]]
 [[Category:Songs by Comic Book Guy]]

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 :a joke I did not get.
-:'''[[Rod Flanders|Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:'''
+:'''[[Rod]] and [[Todd Flanders]]:'''
 :Today, today
 :We'll sell our toys, we pray.

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 |image = [[File:Today Garage Sale.png|250px]]
 |singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Mario Jose]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]
-|characters = People of [[Springfield]]
+|characters = [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Comic Book Guy]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Julio]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>People of [[Springfield]]
 |length = 1:59
 |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]]
@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 == Lyrics ==
 :'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:'''
-:This woman's gonna get
+:This woman's gonna get what she wants today.
 :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:'''
-:Barney's gonna buy
+:Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today.
 :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:'''
-:Gonna buy a broom to
+:Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today.
 :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:'''

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 |characters = People of [[Springfield]]
 |length = 1:59
-|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Matthew Nastuk]]
+|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]]
 |album =
 |appearance = "[[Diary Queen]]"

@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 *{{ep|Diary Queen}}
-[[Parody songs]]
+[[Category:Parody songs]]
 [[Category:Full cast songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]