https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Today%27s_Ghost_of_Now Today's Ghost of Now - Revision history 2026-04-08T12:36:20Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Today%27s_Ghost_of_Now&diff=1419862&oldid=prev SolarBot: /* Pt. 2 */ replaced: … → ... 2025-09-05T17:14:25Z <p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Pt. 2: </span> replaced: … → ...</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 17:14, September 5, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l54" >Line 54:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 54:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|There's no need to be hurtful.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|There's no need to be hurtful.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Just…move </del>along!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Just...move </ins>along!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I had planned to do that anyways. This sales expedition can't be limited to just one spot!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I had planned to do that anyways. This sales expedition can't be limited to just one spot!}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Today%27s_Ghost_of_Now&diff=1419645&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Today's Ghost of Now |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}..." 2025-09-05T12:54:02Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Today&#039;s Ghost of Now |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_The_Ghost_of_Christmas_Present_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Today's Ghost of Now<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[The Ghost of Christmas Present]], [[Lisa]]<br /> |optional = [[Bart]]<br /> |internal = TodaysGhostOfNow<br /> |id = 263031 - 263033<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Today's Ghost of Now''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Christmas Peril}} content update. It requires [[The Ghost of Christmas Present]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Present's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Come one, come all! There's a sale! Buy one tribal mask, get a spear of dubious origin half off!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Dad?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No, little lady. I am not your father. But I can say that if I was, I would strongly encourage you to try these authentic ancient kimonos!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}<br /> {{TB|I don't know what this is about, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to hate it when I find out.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|A tough customer, indeed! But look here! I have a Himalayan Singing Bowl that just howls to be purchased by such a discerning patron!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make the Ghost of Christmas Present Hawk Insensitive Goods|4 hours|[[Appropriations Cultural Artifacts]]|char=[[The Ghost of Christmas Present]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Have Her Disappointment Confirmed|4 hours|[[Appropriations Cultural Artifacts]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I was really hoping that, just once, a strange character would show up in Springfield without being a caricature of something awful.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I'm sorry that I couldn't make a sale, but I'm glad you stopped by! Tell all your friends about us!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Present's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Excuse me. Can I talk to you?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That depends! Are you here to inquire about our line of stained-glass teapots from the early fourth dynasty?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No! I want to know what makes you think you can come in and take my street corner!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I do not fully understand your question, good sir.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|This is my corner, where I promote our company's crackers. And you are standing on my cracker crack and peddling inappropriate cultural knick-knacks!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|There's no need to be hurtful.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Just…move along!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I had planned to do that anyways. This sales expedition can't be limited to just one spot!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make the Ghost of Christmas Present Sell Out|4 hours|char=[[The Ghost of Christmas Present]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sir, did I hear you right?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That depends. What did you hear?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I heard you say that you have authentic relics from the holy land at a steep discount.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That we do! Whether it's a &quot;Shroud for Touring&quot;, or a wall so discounted you'll be wailing at it, we have it all!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I don't know which is worse. The puns, or the fact that you're making money off religious heresy.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That's what I call a two-for-one special!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Present's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}<br /> {{TB|I give up.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What's wrong, my future customer?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}<br /> {{TB|I don't get your deal at all.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I mean, you annoyed Lisa, so that's a point in your favor. But even I know that you're not exactly what we've come to expect from a spirit taken from &quot;A Christmas Carol&quot;.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, I get this question a lot, and I'll be happy to explain, if you're willing to wait until I finish up our latest promotion.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, I'll bite. What's the promotion?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Buy one ancient artifact purloined by a colonizer and get it gift wrapped for free.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make the Ghost of Christmas Present Wrap Complicated Presents|4 hours|char=[[The Ghost of Christmas Present]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Watch in Fascination|4 hours|[[Appropriations Cultural Artifacts]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Thank you! We look forward to your business once more!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|That was awesome. But seriously, what's your deal?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Well, my lad, for decades, people have read Dickens' original text and interpreted &quot;The Ghost of Christmas Present&quot; to mean &quot;The Ghost of Christmas Right Now&quot;.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But the hacks behind this year's Christmas Event chose to read it to mean &quot;The Ghost of Christmas Gift&quot;.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|But what's with your weird jargon and cultural appropriation jokes?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That's just icing on the fruitcake.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Fruitcakes don't have icing.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Present Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Let it go, boy. It's almost Christmas. Everyone just wants to go home.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/A Christmas Peril}}</div> Solar Dragon